Spessmen on a spess station /ss13g/

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>complaining
>more complaining
>a lot of complaining

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>OH GOD MY GAME FROZE BUT I CAN STILL SEE CHAT HOW 2 FIX??
Downgrade your BYOND version to byond.com/download/build/510/510.1347_byond.exe

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs
discord.gg/c32NDYj

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/nfmjc56

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

First for Celt is the cutest player liason!

>finally get alerted to the cut cameras in bathrooms
>2 seconds later I see a dude dragging another dude into maint around that location
>about a minute later its vampstended


just stop cutting cams kids, I'm not sure if he did it the stealthy way or I just didn't see the alert but it doomed him nonetheless

when I saw that, I expected something more greytidey and retarded, not a vampire
I mean, who the hell cuts cameras in a bathroom?

>dying in 1 Minute if you already got some succs
But how

I think he zassed himself when he screeched then the borg finished him

Remember the Chad way to play ling is not buying anything until you get 2 succs, then getting the deathsting

This is your trialmin for the evening! Say something nice about him!

how did you get alerted to the cut cameras

in the camera console I was browsing, they were noted as (Deactivated)
you gotta deconstruct your cameras or you're fucked, kiddo
t. cap

Very possible to disable cameras without sending alerts. But then it's still on the cams list as disabled so it's not perfect.

Yes, but that means you have to cut the alarm wire which sends an alert to the AI's chat window.

I don't want to say anything about him.

>some asshole in a nearby dorm room got our IP address rule 1 global banned
guess I’m shitposting from mobile now

Keep in mind, the AI didn't notice a giant spider causing pressure alarms in escape for at least 2 and a half minutes, even despite the RD screaming "GIANT SPIDER."

You're not dealing with the most perceptive person alive.

such is the tragedy of the stealth antag

>someone was unironically looking or posting cheese pizza from your dorm

wew

wew indeed

>in medbay or trying to do some other job
>people see you doing it
>try to cut in halfway through and take over
>drag dying people away from you when you're trying to heal them
>every fucking time
shit drives me up the wall

Fuck you for uploading NT Default roundstart. Worst kind of person

>greytide memes roundstart with asimov
>"Wooooow why did the laws get changed that fast how was I supposed to know he'd do that"

Vee
Pee
Enn

No reason not to use one in 2018 for shitposting. Of the hundreds of IPs my VPN gives me access to, only 1 or 2 have been banned on 4chin.

How do i ban evade ? expect my names in the ban list brothers.

>it's def

>instantly becomes dead pop from med-pop
wow maybe we should remove meme maps if we actually care about server population.

just stop

would it make you feel better if I uploaded the usually worse robocop?

As an AI player, I prefer Robocop than NT Default. Robocop actually gives you more room than Robocop to be lenient.

It would make me feel better if you didn't upload meme laws roundstart at all

then don't tide

who tided? What did they do?

roundstart assistant hacking into the captains office, getting disposal'd, then hacking in again. Arrested, and spent the time between that point and the lawchange screaming for borgs

so throw them in the cells or perma without their radio what are you doing.

>rather than change the lawset causing this problem, remove this retard that'll probably die in an entertaining way from the round in gay baby jail

I just don't like that you're acting like this was anything other than taking the first excuse you could get to upload NT Default, which is a shitty lawset and makes everything it touches less fun.

Also, you don't even have to perma them. Just throw them in jail for a while without their radio and tell the borgs to fuck off. More or less works everytime. Wow that was hard. Of course, then you couldn't upload NT Default as captain.

Round 328, Deff: Start 19/End 33
Round 329, Box: Start 30/End 35
Round 330, Box: Start 30/End 37
Round 331, Box: Start 31/End 36
Round 332, Bagel: Start 23/End 35

People don't always ready up to begin with but ending numbers are pretty consistent. Deff does dip 2 players lower, but we don't have to cater to literally 2 box babbs when we have 30 other people to consider

It's almost like some other players vote in the map poll

Why is the other furry admin back

>10+ people leave the server between rounds whenever the map isn’t box
Trash it

We have a lot of those, which one this time?

Deityl

>that chair when no sec bf

>Box to Box -5 and -6
Literally delete Box, it has losses after a shift ends

i-i can be your sec bf, user-senpai
i know i'm not as robust as the other boys but i'm just as good...

Unban me, thanks.

Make an appeal so we know who to unban, my man.

Me, who else my dude fellow.

Are there any sillycone/AIs you guys actually like.

I want chugmonkey to be an admin, foster please do it. His brilliant analysis of the movie daniel blake shows just how much of a not smooth brain he is.

>>>eu4club

>page 10
ded thred ded game

>2562
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing

Syndicate pizza delivery sucks, I ordered 3 pizzas and none fucking arrived.

...

ive grown to accept deff. I hate bagel and meta tho.

Weird.

My only complain about deff is the medbay, fucking black floor titles.

they're fucking horrendous real talk

Not a fan of it either, but the other day I realized It makes it much easier to see water and lube.

Haven't touched this game since the last community I was a part of, collapsed in on itself like a neutron star of assmad, salt and niggerdom.

Anything changed? Anything been added? Any servers not being run by lefties, furfags and mongoloid retards worth mentioning?

Do not reply it's a virus

No.

Yes, it's called Veeky Forumsstation you tumblrina snowflake faggot.
Now go play on TG or Hippie or some shit.

Well, that was a nice round of chasing phantom cases and target practice.
Syphilis needs to remove the pole lodged up her ass and grow some nuts to boot, deh-soo.

I'm gay

You'll fit right in then.

we know celt.

>tumblrina snowflake faggot.
>not wanting to play on a server rife with such cancers as metafriends, nigger admins, furries, pedo's and other degenerates makes you a snowflake

kys

if you're an expert on the matter, the answer me this: who's the cutest waifu(husbando)

>can't stand being among anyone different from him
>reees anytime someone intrudes on his safe space and 'offends' him
Yeah, you sound like a Dumblrina alright, Reddit.

How many buttbots can you make before becoming valid ?

1

20 but only near comms
You will either become ban valid or arrest valid

You don't need more than one to make the comms unusable.

>I got caught dead to rights with no argument, so I'll respond with yet further shitposting while I defend abhuman degenerates

18+ website

Daily reminder: Clown is always kill on sight

Are you allowed to speak 100% in a foreign language as though you don't understand galactic common, for RP?

>Ah, Lovely
*pours two glasses of wine and hands one to you*
>That will be quite beneficial
*takes a sip*
>I have to say however I am not an admin, just a very annoyed player

No

Any remake in sight?

nein

Unitystation is technically playable, though it's just a deathmatch with guns right now.
SS14 finally has its engine situation sorted out, PJB's almost finished moving everything over to Godot.
SS3D is a thing now.

u can be banned for buttbots?

yes

they're all a ways off
it took goon years to get to r4407

That's true, but we have better tools now, and a blueprint to work from. It'll take a long time, but not as long as the original did.

guess i cant do tator mechanic to make comms hell.

You can though

you can just don't spam the chat box

see thats what I would do and can go ahead and assume that ultra spamming chat is frowned upon.

Totally fine as antag

Why did the paramedic office explode and why did the totally sealed hallway leak air?

Not opening the doors for everyone and asking Security/the AI for help against the doorhackers helps a bit

>Sec arrests me for:

>A popcan with some welding fuel in it.
>A metal foam grenade
>Syndicate Sodas

They were just idiots playing low pop sec.

how do you change milf so it isn't just
>did the pinponter get secured
>did sci make a pocket robocontrol board
>did someone competent find an atmos suit
>did someone unwrench the plasma pipe
>did someone flip through the cameras to find the blue APC

You were just using IEDs to open crates, right?

Yah, unironically just wanted to shoot a taser at a can of soda.

I felt bad. You weren't doing anything, but as an AI I couldn't really do much. Space law isn't anywhere I should stick my face into.