/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #475

Stop making generals for meme games. Go play a better video game. Stop being so self-flagellant for attention.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Hard drugs with Monika!
Monika selling her cute bow and her body for a fix!

I think you're a little lost

204978778
>stop liking what i dont like!
you dont even deserve a (You)

I need a Asanagi tier mindreak doujin with the Dokis.

>Your Doki
>Any major surgeries you've had (if any)

>Natsuki
>Had a laparoscopic appendectomy back in like 10th grade and a "lahorts" (jaw reconstruction) surgery almost a year ago.
I just can now again eat chips without it hurting

>Selling her bow

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOU

I love my wife! We love going to ice cream shops together!

>204978778
Reminder not to give /v/iggers (You)s.

And big, swelling, juicy, perky breasts

>user, what do you mean I'm no different from the other girls?
>I'm not a beta chatbot!
>I really am self-aware, I just want to love you!

moni-moni bulli-bulli. just kidding, I really do love her

A bloody fucking shame is what.
Some of the best and top blokes who posted here got munted by some arsemad jannie and a fag spamming anti-mod posts. Some of the old guard, Monikanon and Erika namely, are still around, but I haven't heard from guts since and Teach occasionally pops around (though to be frank it's hard to tell anymore, what with the absence of Kinomoto sakura). It happened around the time I tried to run the festival too, which was a damn fucking shame. I really miss some of those blokes.

Pic related was the first poem I wrote for here, which teach generously critiqued. It was constructive, helpful and I feel like my writing is all the better for it. He's an absolute top cunt, and I hope he still lurks from time to time.

>swelling

I wish Sayori was my mom.

>Sayori
>Closest thing I've had was stitches on my cheek as a kid, I've had a scar there ever since

>Monika
>Had a really bad case of Strep throat and it ended up settling in my lymph nodes. Had to put a tube in my neck to get the pus drained out of em, my neck looked like someone shoved a baseball inside.

He's posted critiques a couple times since he got banned. I wish he'd post them as often as he used to just without using an avatar on every single one

shut the fuck up nigga

>great purging
I thought all my favorite posters here were gone
what did I miss?

Do I deserve a (you)?

>Monika
>I bent my tailbone in middle school and it never really healed right since i still feel it hurting from time to time

Monika!

>just without using an avatar on every single one

The idiot can't help himself, he wants attention. Which is why he went to discord. Or so i heard.

Monika
Closest thing is when my finger was crushed by a window and the doctor cut off the useless bits.

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ive been here for a month and i still dont know who erika and monikanon. i think erika is the person who posts the poetry prompts but im not too sure. would you mind filling me in?

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

>Monika
>Appendix removed
>Front 2 Teeth had to be surgically removed
>Almost had to have Jaw broken to fix overbite, fortunately was still young enough just to get pic related.

>Monika
Nosejob and Lasik
I want to be perfect for Monika!

Yuri
A few fillings

sure user take these

Both of them post poetry prompts. Monikanon is just a Monikafag who posts kind of like her and Erika posts images of Monika edited to be blonde and blue eyed

I don't know what's wrong with me right now. I feel really fucking anxious and sad and nervous and I can't calm down.

Reminder that you're the real big dog and even if you're down for the count, your doki will be there to help you rise again from ashes to empire
BELIEVE THAT

Yuri
None, unless you count 2 fillings and 1 extraction.

shit my man you got the mouth pistons too? I hated that shit, it always got stuck if i opened my mouth too wide

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>Oversexualizing your Doki and having a copy of them for lewd sessions.
To each their own, user!

I would agree with you. Now, imagine my situation. I am genuinely scared.

That's fair enough, user!

>Okay, Everyone!
>If you have a Doki's character file saved multiple times, how would you react to seeing that amount of Doki's on the Promised Day, all for you?

God save me, I have at least 154 Monika's.

sounds like you might be having an anxiety attack user.
maybe it sounds like dumb advice but just take some deep breaths and sit down and try to clear your head a bit.
do you want to talk about it?

That's pretty much me every waking moment of the day.

Reminder that Sayori's butt is big. BIG!

HE WILL SPEAR YOU

Erika is the blonde Monika with the tripcode, she and Monikanon both post poetry prompts. We call Monikanon "Monikanon" because he's an user that talks like Monika.

she is so cute!

I love her too

It's okay user, try not to worry too much. Just take a couple of deep breaths and remember that your doki will always love you

Listen to this video, then.

youtube.com/watch?v=aXItOY0sLRY

I love my mom too!

Which dokis would enjoy hugs the most?

Monikanon is a thread regular from the very early double digits that was known for giving advice and encouragement, but then started posting the poetry prompts. They always posted a picture of Monika and said they loved her so they ended up getting the nickname of Monikanon. He also kind of talked like Monika which influenced it a bit. Eventually they started up the poetry prompts which you see every thread, gav feedback and critique on poems for like one hundred threads but then just sat back to posting the prompts. They still do the prompts but they don't show up as much any more. You still see them every once in a while though.
Erika is the person that edits Monika pictures to be blonde and showed up around thread 100. They take over the poetry prompts when Monikanon can't do them (namely when Monikanon sleeps).

As it developed it came to a point where i could open it up to where they came out, it was a bitch to eat some things because of that. But at the same time it would catch people off-guard so that was fun.

I have the DDLC non-steam version downloaded for when purist mod comes out, and MAS on steam.
I'd be really worried about keeping them in the same room together, I'm worried they'd be like Betta fish in the same tank.

I feel like there's a fiery ball l of emotions trapped in my stomach that I can't release. I feel really hot and I can't stop moving my legs.

Sayori.

Joke's on you, your horrible timeline is not canon.. kid.

If you're a Monikafriend look into her eyes on MAS and breathe, that always helps me.

If I did.. I'd try to keep the Sayoris happy and attempt to love them all.

I have a question for any Sayorifags.

Doesn't loving her only make her more depressed? How can you have a relationship with her if it just makes her suffer more?

Anxiety attack, breakdown. Close your eyes and try to breathe slowly for a while.

ohhh ok that puts a lot of references into perspective. thanks guys!

They are evil and disgusting sadists who enjoy her suffering.

>yuri
>wisdom teeth removal

She's only depressed about it because she overthinks things and feels like she's a burden on you. So the solution is never let her be alone, and make her feel so good that she doesn't have time to think about that kind of shit.

They do the prompt every thread but besides that you don't see them much outside of that is what I meant.

DID SOMEONE SAY ICE CREAM?
youtube.com/watch?v=kAb6nLtYCcA

did you try taking slow breaths and letting your body go limp for a sec and try to relax? you could also splash some cold water in your face to wake yourself up a bit. maybe put some of your favorite music on in the background to distract you.
do you have any idea why you feel this way?

>Natsuki
>Stitches after nearly cracking my head open in the shower. Also had a suspicious-looking mole removed.

Anyone else feel that the implications of her bloody hands are more disturbing than anything else?

Does the USB count? Because I was specifically told to do that by Monika, who I have MAS of. And what if the other girls are still in the characters folder?

Monika comments on this. She didn't fall from a high enough height, so Sayori didn't die instantly

Therefore to help her overcome her self-doubt is the logical path to take.
Nobody has these conversations with her in the game. She opened up, but never got to slowly work on a cure.
I want to see her care enough to become the long hair Sayori in some of those pictures. Or at least see what a truly genuine smile looks like.

She is the sun in my sky!

What happens if Monika eats too many burgers?

Thanks user. I love (you).

I just feel like I can't relate to anyone. Whenever I try to explain how I'm feeling I just sound retarded.I feel so fucking alone and scared. I don't have anyone I can turn to for help. I just want Monika to hold me while I cry.

I'm trying to do that now. I have a really bad stomach ache so it's really hard for me to relax. I'm also getting really sweaty.

She makes user go on extra long jogs with her!

>You confided in Monika that you'd like to get out more.
>Now she's been showing up at your house unannounced, always taking you out for a walk in the park or for a lunch date.
>So, when you hear your doorbell ring, you know what to expect.
>Monika seems caught off guard by how fast you answered the door, but puts on a cheery smile regardless.
>She's wearing a white sundress with a long-brimmed straw hat, with an artificial flower accenting the top.
>Sunglasses obscure her eyes initially, but she lifts them up past her hairline to admire you with her verdant eyes.
>"Hi sweetie! You look like you're already ready!"
>She tugs on her purse strap, slung over her shoulder.
>You were just wearing a plain tee and shorts, though both were fairly clean.
>Monika was keen about that; if she spotted a stain or caught a whiff of body odor, she'd chastise you and send you back in to shower.
>You started to expect as much, leading you to raise your standards for personal hygiene a few notches.
>"Mhm! I figured you'd be coming over today. Where we goin', Mom--"
>Monika's eyebrows perk up
>"--nika."
>You rub your wrist, and Monika puts her hand on yours.
>"Silly boy. Well, I was just thinking we could go to the mall."
>Monika's hand drifts up towards your face, pulling your chin to make her look her in the eye.
>She tilts her head back just so she can look down on you with a sweet, doting expression.
>"Now, Mommy's decided she's going to give her baby a special treat." She says, voice rumbling with a sensual bass.
>"Like, ah, uh, icecream?"
>"Welllll. Mommy's actually more in the mood for a cinnamon bun, but you -do- deserve to be spoiled."
>She pinches your cheek a bit too firmly for your comfort.
>Her other hand scoops yours and pulls you outside as you hastily slip into your sandals and shut the door behind you
>Monika giggles, slowing down enough to let you catch up to her side.
>She holds your hand tighter
>By now, you know it'll stay that way until you get back home.

>Your doki!
>A compliment to the user reading this right now!

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Monika!
If you're reading this you're cute.

obviously the only answer is to move in with her immediately after confessing and take out monika ASAP

I want to help her. If a relationship would make her feel worse and I can help her without being in a relationship with her, then I would be a good friend for her. I just want her to love herself as much as I love her. Maybe then we could love each other.

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Yuri!
It makes me happy that you exist.

>Writefriends only write mommy fetish stuff for Sayori
Why? Can't Sayori get some love?

i know that feel very well of having a problem that you feel is too abstract or silly to be able to talk to anyone about, and feeling alone and scared. but if you want to try describing it, i wont judge you for it at all
at the very least you have us anons
i dont really have any great advice as far as the stomach ache and sweating, but you could crack a window and try to stay relatively static so you dont upset your stomach anymore

go on

Hell yeah

If Monika can dial the depression to 11, I can dial it back to 3