/lolg/ - League of Legends General

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who wants a piece of the champ? edition

Reminder to respect your support and protect her!!!

>Turned 26 today
All I want for my birthday is to fertilize this plant.

Xth for Final Fantasy VI is ass

tfw no petit yordle bf

Is this what Fiora masturbates to at night?

then after the game I can carry her to bed!

Syndra is a great concept but terrible ingame model.

xth for my wife Syndra
Happy birthday!

Happy birthday user!

happy bday user
do you have any plans?

FIX TOP LANE

Star Guardians belong to the Void

THIS NIGGA GOT TINY ASS LEGS LMFAO

Friendly threadly reminder to cum in your support.

Happy birthday user, I turned 21 today.

Yeah, working 13 hours.

I don't think my boss realizes it's my birthday and at this point it would be kinda awkward to mention it now.

>tfw no qt petite gf

I wish I was a big void monster with lots of arms so I could give SG Jinx lots of cuddles!

T-then?!

>those legs
>heels
>thigh highs
Uh, yeah, I'd love to be her valentine.

Damn that sucks ass

Where do u work?

Happy bday btw hope u get to enjoy it a bit

>ywn get to feel the exquisite pleasure of laying your eggs in a Star Guardian's womb
Sadness.

MY BLADE IS YOURS

The sound effects are the most offensive part of Star Guardian Syndra

What do the Star Guardians where to bed?

I feel like Ahri sleeps in the nude

>ywn be leglocked by Quinn wearing just the stockings

Is Dopa the best ever?

The voice filter too

Then I'd lay her down and position myself on top of her. One hand stroking her hips and midriff while the other is beside her head as I look straight down into her eyes and tell her she's a good support.

Yes

woah that's a long shift
my boss figured out my birthday because it was soon after I was hired so he probably saw it on the application
I think he got biscuits for everyone that day

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Am I the only one enjoying 100% crit Xayah?

Doesn't truly come online till 4 items but holy hell you become a goddam lawnmower.

Jinx definitely sleeps in one of her boyfriend's t-shirts that's too big for her

It's actually kind of sad how much of your post is just misconstrued and misguided but you insist that I have a misunderstanding instead.

I think a lot of skins are pandering garbage, I don't know why you decided to shove words in my mouth here as if that's supposed to prove anything. People whine about a lot more the Star Guardians, but the thing is that Star Guardians are constantly brought up because of waifushitters who constantly post tight and constantly post cropped porn and ERP about how they want void creatures to rape them. It's only natural that you would see people complaining about those the most.

Pandering IS bad. Like literally just google the word "Pandering". The definition displayed it "gratify or indulge (an immoral or distasteful desire, need, or habit or a person with such a desire, etc.)." It's nothing more than saying "Here, weebs. Here's something weeb for you to buy." Like I said before, they do it regardless of whether or not they have a good idea for it, they just do it because they know people will buy it since it was already successful.
References are not always pandering and references are not bad either unless they're references for the sake of referencing something. That's where the "I CLAPPED WHEN I RECOGNIZED SOMETHING" meme came from, references for the sake of references. They reference a lot of shit in this game, but there is a good chunk of it that actually seems like they had a good idea at first. Then they run it into the ground. Star Guardian Lux makes sense for a lot of reasons, but then they made two more batches because female characters always sell. Super Galaxy Rumble, again, fits well with the mech and is an honest reference. Then they decide to make more skins like that. Unfortunately, there was literally nothing good about the second batch so they try again, except putting them on popular champions this time so they sell. Honestly, out of all of these reboot skin lines, Project has the most effort put in

Are bird feet soft?

Lux wears an oversized t-shirt and panties
Jinx wears some cotton shorts and a tank top
Soraka wears a full length night gown
Janna wears a semi-transparent nightie
Miss Fortune wears a low cut t-shirt, two sizes too small, and boyshorts with thigh high socks
Syndra wears a band t-shirt and flannel pants
Ahri keeps switching it up but often picks something to accentuate her figure and takes about a hundred pictures and posts them to social media

well thats the end of support rammus

is kindred aware of how sexy she is?

Fucking insects.

user

>Miss Fortune wears a low cut t-shirt, two sizes too small, and boyshorts with thigh high socks
>with thigh high socks

That sounds uncomfortable to sleep in

What's even the point of masturbation if you're not self-inserting as a hideous Void monster?

what’s the chance they GIVE BACK OLD RUMBLE managing his heat bar is so fucking braindead and shitty now

Waifufags don't actually think about what they post.

Why is soraka always the best and most pure?

>thigh high socks are uncomfortable to sleep in
Uh what? I've had gfs and known a number of girls that would practically live in those things whenever they stayed home. From what I gather they're extremely comfortable.

>Yasuo with the edgelord skin on my team

Oh my God, these are the worst ones. Only PROJECT and High Noon play well in my experience.

which champs eat dick cheese

That or the girl. I agree, tbphwyf.

What does Syndra usually wear to bed?

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LITERALLY FUCK OFF
RUMBLE PLAYERS CAN DIE IN A FIRE
>HURRR ME PRESS Q AND WIN LANE

Nigga all of them suck ass

Miss Fortune

>PROJECT Yasuo
>playing well
lmao

Theyre very comfy when theyve been on a while.

The small shirt sounds like hell though, they'd be choking her chest.
At least Sarah doesn't wear a bra to bed; Lux and the Yordles probably wish Janna would but have accidentally seen more of the granny titties than they ever wanted

maybe if ur shit lmao

that's actually a huge fetish for me. I want Jinx to wear one of my t-shirts (without a bra of course!) and just be able to make out her nipples poking against the fabric

>yasuo
>playing well
>ever

>t.rumble apologist

You can have Sion and Malf so Yasou CANT fail even if he want. Also ironicly Im always have a very good yasous in the opposite team.

Soft clothing that fits well is usually very comfortable.
Also, since SG outfits are magical, they probably feel perfectly comfortable all the time.

chill bro i play him more support than top anyways

You've probably never been to Canada or any other place where it's chilly for 8 months of the year.

>realize these rip and tear fang beasts are my top three most played champs
>only use their meme skins
Why is the concept of huge disgusting monsters wearing silly clothing so entertaining to me

>band t-shirt
hnnng
Either what the user I replied to said, or just some comfortable stuff like a tank top and comfy shorts.

>rumble nigger is also shit picking rumble

Gentleman Cho'gath is ass though, you should use Prehistoric

N-no it wouldn't

>have yet to see a varus do anything decent on my team or the enemies

Whats up with this?

>Jinx
>Boyfriend
I don't think Ziggs has shirts big enough for her to wear.

But does she ever sleep naked?

>Sarah comes bouncing down the stairs, tummy peeking out from her undersized shirt, bottom of her butt cheeks visible from the panties, and legs encased in some delicious thighhighs
HNNNG I fucking NEED art of this NOW

Prehistoric is the "I was too poor to buy Nightmare when it was available" skin.

Same 2bh.

See this is an example of how there's a difference between league related lewdposting and straight up ERPing.

>that pic
I can't decide whether I want Syndra user to do bottom middle or bottom left. I bet he'd look so cute doing either!

This is SG Jinx we're talking about.

not worth losing
UP YOU GO and SILENCE

When you go into overdrive on the cringe

But I also own Nightmare. Actually I have all of his skins but Jurassic and Gentleman. Gentleman sucks though.

>lewdposting is good but rping is bad
calling it lewdposting doesn't change it
It is still off-topic like rping
And this is rping not erping!!!

It's not fun playing against him when he's on the enemy team. It's always some smurf who absolutely destroys my midlaner.

It's patrician.

It is ERPing. You're literally posting about how you want to molest your support and how they wouldn't instantly get disturbed your greasy, fat hands touching them.

She doesn't, unless we were doing something before falling asleep.
I'm definitely doing the middle one right now. You're too nice as always user.

Things about league of legends characters is technically about league of legends.
whatever the fuck those two are doing isn't about league of legends and considering where they're going it's erping

I hate junglers. All of you faggots

It's funny because the people complaining about waifuposters derail the thread harder than the actual waifuposters. Most people just ignore them and carry on normal conversations in the same thread.

When I start to see her liking it, my kisses might start going lower and end up on her chest. I'd love to see her reaction when she feels my tongue tracing circles around her nipples.
Ok that's the last one,

>unless we were doing something before falling asleep.
Not even on really warm summer days where it could be more comfortable?

yeah haha... if you really think about it... the people complaining about the shitty cringe-inducing smut are just as bad as the people ERPing on a mongolian moving picture forum

It's funny because this actually isn't true. I don't spend hours and hours posting my ERP in spoiler text.

>>Sarah comes bouncing down the stairs, tummy peeking out from her undersized shirt, bottom of her butt cheeks visible from the panties, and legs encased in some delicious thighhighs

The fact that you're conveniently ignoring is that complaining does literally nothing to stop it. If anything you're just adding even more off-topic to the thread.

But don't worry, I'm sure calling all waifu posters fat sweaty neckbeards will work this time, THIS time they'll all realize the error of their ways and stop.

Actually people complaining about seeing stuff they don't want to see on Veeky Forums are pretty fucking cringe.

which female champ wouldn’t mind that you were a bit gay

this picture is ugly, please stop posting it

COUNTER

And what is that "something"?

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