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I want to bully Genji until he cries!

Here comes T.Racer!

First for Symm

repostan

Fareeha is the best wife!

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everyone say something nice about the cutest overwatch girl!

Is anyone else overwhelmingly satisfied with buying this game, even two years later? I've never been paid back with so much porn, ever.

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>Giving in to the infinite roles of cuck healing or wasted space non-dps tank
You have to learn to tell your team to fuck off, you are the rock that crushes the game, so if you buckle, the game is already lost

Pure!

pharamercy is a stupid ship, probably the worst one. there's nothing to even back it up.

Her socks probably smell marvelous

Pure slut!

Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders was shit.

Shotdown Ship.

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>she'll never make me lick her feet clean then trample my testicles
now i'm sad

>triggered that chu still hasn't confirmed his ship
:)

What's the most unironically intimidating Reinhardt skin?

HANA SONG PLEASES OLD MEN FOR FREE

>people think dive-meta is over
>when dive doesn't even relay on Mercy

no! hana is pure! pure AND cute!

what is it with symmetra fags tho
>in game: call centre looking paki with heavy accent, vindaloo nose, desi as fuck skin and poor atrophied physique
>post picture of generic cute thick brown anime girl wearing symmetra's glasses head thing

Better than the first one for sure, it looks little off

seriously, how delusional can they be?

>She'll never degrade you and call you a pervert as she gives you a footjob
>You'll never have the persistent taste of her sweat in your mouth
>She'll never give you a used up pair of socks as a parting gift
im tying the noose

why would you say that? now she's sad.

You know, that describes pharmercyfaggots to a T when they found out it was gency.

NERF THIS!!

mad af

>FOR FREE
K-pop stars pay the price on casting day to their final botox injection day

Thanks user

I'm pointing out an objective observation.

This is Lena Oxton. I love her!

>d.va cosplay
>white
why god

But sweetie, gency isn't confirmed and never will be

I love her too.

She's not a K-pop star, though.

>all those icons

Disgusting.

>botox

Do they really? Redpill me

>you will never get a handjob from moira

Why live

That really fits more on the pharmercy table than on the gency table, sweetie.

Have you seen before and after images?

Koreans and Japs are 99% plastic my dude. They even have a pillar of mandibles/jaws in some mall in Seoul

South koreans are massive on plastic surgery and shit dude. Kpop stars are literally walking lies.

more so for koreans

Wow me too

Whatever you say Chu

>objective observation
heh

I love moira!

>officer d.va will never handcuff and punish me
>she'll never ruthlessly tease me for enjoying it
why even live

Everyone that doesn't agree with you isn't Chu, sweetie.

was this originally a drawing of d.va?

I can't imagine d.va even trying that hard. She just wants to play her video games and is probably a virgin by apathy.

No, sweetie, everyone who ships Gency is Chu

More likely the artist made a template and made multiple heroes

No, no, sweetie. You fell for the meme.

>highly-efficient porn creation
nice

No, sweetie, YOU did

jesus, waifuposters and shipfags are really doing their best to destroy this general

no SWEETIE xDD

Yeah because sucking eceleb and esport dick is much better right?

We're not Muma, m8

disgusting creature

> tfw can't get to enjoying ASP skin as another skin dropped
Bliizard really don't know how to pace shit

how about actually talking about the fucking gameplay or something

Yeah? Talking about top level players of the game is better than stating how you want pharah to crush your tiny balls while posting the same 5 pictures of her every general

Me on the left

>play qp
>get shit on by gms and top 500s
it's been happening for over a year now, I just can't do anything
If I'm this bad and constantly get shit on why doesn't it place me against other shitters

True, now let's discuss how cum flakes from underneath xQc's carpet taste like.

I wish moira would give me the succ

71st for reaper is a pedophile

That is not the same thing and you know it.

It's exactly the same thing, you underage shitter, nobody cares about your meme celebs.

People have been talking about the games they've been having or are you just blind?

I'm not stating jack and nothing is stopping you from doing that.

>flies straight to the xQc name
>doesn't even mention the patrician esborts discussion around Taimou's ever worsening aim and upcoming redemption arc
he gon' get good boi, or he gon' an hero. He can't keep playing LANPROOFHOG forever.

i wanna eat cheerios out his ass

Does anyone else chuckle every time they get the "Overwatch - Now Playable" popup on their screen after an update? Like Blizzard are begging you to come back.

For me it was the other way round
>get matched with people significantly shittier than me
>play Winston
>die once and get 25 elims
It was such a fucking boring game, I actually started getting bored near the end

yes, my eyesight is not great. that's why i wear glasses

That boy ain't right, I tell you hwat

I bet now we aren't getting a skin of younger Fareeha in Uprising event. Re-colour of Security chief would've made my dick diamonds, but Blizzard had some other plans it seems

she's a big girl

>why doesn't it place me against other shitters

Low pop area? Like you're playing on Xbox in middle no where midwest at 2am at night? Where as say west coast at 4pm on a weekend, you would get other shitters.
The match maker in QP does strange ass teams anyways.
>two game of mostly 3k players
>next games all 2k golds
>next game a 1.6k and a 3.7k on different teams

They're both bad, so I don't think it matters much.

I just booted the game and this is what I get
fucking garbage matchmaking

>waah pharah gets no skins!
>waah pharah is getting way too many good skins!
You Pharahfags just can't stop complaining can you

Well, I mean they don't really have good skins, so...

what do you expect from people who main the worst character

>t. angry niggerfist main who still hasn't received even one good skin

Hey guys, is there any xQc and Muma shipping fanfics? I've been checking Deviantart and Tumblr recently and it's only old stuff.

come on guys, let's all just get along

>sym onetrick and torb onetrick on the same team
>on koth
fucking ban these worthless cunts already you nutless kike jeff

you still can win this ;)

ban onetricks
ban smurfs
ban alts
fix your fucking game

why do people even one trick? i dont see how it would be fun at all.

I will never get along with disgusting waifufags who don't even watch xQc draining piss bottles on his stream.

It's just an observation. This is not that big of a problem in terms of cosmetics but it reflects in other areas where it matter more, such as balancing. Instead of doing smaller but more often adjustments, they take too long to adjust heroes and often they end up redoing abilities.

Asp is amazing and the chinese one is good as well, about as good as asian themed ones can be (which is not uch)

desu that's why we got the Security Officer one
though I'd love to see a younger Pharah in an earlier version of the Raptora suit

wahh, looks like someone is bad.
they will never ban people for playing whatever they want you retard