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>Older threads
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>Helpful information for new players (Slightly Outdated)
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>Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
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>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
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geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Latest added content in GTA
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>ywn cum inside the stalker slavshits while they babble about how they have tigers
;_;

cuckstar when

Post ugly cars you've spotted in game

youtube.com/watch?v=CNOrPvD3UNQ
daily reminder

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JANITOR!!
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THE GERMan AGAIN!!!!!!!

Post your characters

What FiveM servers do you plan on, /gtag/?

Fucking hell, Viva.

Is this shopped?

>Y-you got a 7:51 time? O-oh haha, i dont care about time trials, h-hah-ha.... *kicks guy who got the record legit*
>Paypal or beg a modder to menu for you
>HAH, LOOK AT -MY- TIME, I'M THE BEST, EVERYONE LOOK *pins the picture*

Pathetic

>Haha, GTAG are all degenerates. I have a gf, honest.
>No really, I do. Honestly.
>Really

>btw am a virgin
>But I have a gf
>Honestly
>Pls believe me

>STOP CALLING ME BAG BOY
>I'M A "COURTESY CLERK"
>ITS FUCKING DIFFERENT, OK?

also he's going fucking bald, lol

That was kinda funny. this is like wwf but without the sweaty meatmountains.

who looks cuter viva blater or qt

Not ugly, but when i wheelied this past my mom's house (AKA my house), she told me I was gay.

Also, PSA.

The "bag boy" and "paypal" meme upsets Viva so much he's actively accusing people of who made it and is pushing it.
The fucking state of that discord, jesus christ.

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>He posts the same cherrypicked screencaps every thread
>In a tranny general
>He will never be unbanned
>He will never talk about GTA
>He will never have fun

@205019754
>unbanned
im still in the discord though?

For still being in the discord you talk about being banned a lot, if you want to start the Viva uprising just say you'll show boipussy to anyone who reports him. Until then keep it in the discord

>if you want to start the Viva uprising
no? i dont know who you think i am but im just laughing at a tripfag

whatever gay drama you guys have in there before my arrival is between you all, i dont care about that

Stop talking tripdrama and start talking crimes

is the thread actually just discord drama nowadays?

But user, you are the drama, we call Viva bagboy and post nosebleed all the time. I wish he'd stop tripfagging too but reddit-tier reposting is even more annoying

right, so if you do it as well, why you crying?
fuck sake Majick, stop sucking vivian dick and trying to get a head pat for defending him, lol

>Forcing discord drama into the thread no matter how many individual people tell him to fuck off
>Accuse people of white knighting

>forcing
kinda like how we have tripfags forced on us huh?
just because you suck his dick does not mean the rest of us like him, Majick
go be a kiss ass elsewhere

>He still thinks it's one guy

The only thing worse than tripfags is people that won't shut up about them. Rules 4 and 6 tardboy

didn't ask for dox and my posts are superb

Okay.

Holy yikes. The state of this guy

>Haha you almost made me face the fact that nobody wants me here but I accused you of samefagging tough luck kiddo I win

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Can you cease this faggotry or keep it in the discord? This is not what I'm refreshing at work for.

Well this confirms it. Sorry for spamming thread, was testing a theory a friend had.

>Viva posts
>15 mins later, warned, all posts removed.
Viva is a fucking janitor, who uses his powers to remove criticism from the generals he uses. Absolutely confirmed.

Not very subtle, my fat friend.

P U E R T O R I C A N P U T O

4FREE

Or maybe the janitor is someone tired of your faggotry.. Nobody cares about Viva. Just stop.

>N-nobody cares h-ha-ha...

Nah, this is obvious as fuck now. And put your trip back on, Puto.

>only one person is capable of using the report function

Keep it in the discord newfag

>unironic TRYHARD EXPOSED, TAKE THIS LZZZZZ videos

OP is a cool guy

unironically don't respond to me

You forgot to say please

>thinking

Is is acceptable to KOS someone who plays like a complete turd during a heist.

Some Brazilian guy on pac stan hack setup just now wouldn't get in the fucking van for about ten mins, was constantly throwing shit and explosives around, would only use his fucking rocket launcher and died twice. Was really winding me up. Unloaded an entire mag into his corpse afterwards.

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bruh as long as they're not in the crew go wild on them for any reason you see fit.

>this post will probably be deleted

top kek

this fucking confirms it

viva you fat fuck, fuck off and go do it for free on /v/ or /tv/ or something

Also notice that it's not a matter of cleaning up off-topic discussion, because replies that are challenging the accusations get left untouched even though they're in the middle of a sea of deleted posts.

How interesting.

The only deleted one was the one that pointed out Vivs witch hunt on discord, the rest got left up.

Its obvious as fuck. He's a janny.

>people that bring up out of thread drama get deleted
>people that tell them to stop don't

You're skipping a few steps in your logic pal, unless you think DaLocc getting deleted was admin abuse too

I still think we should unironically call cyber bolis on that kid. He needs a comfy room with padded walls..

>Posts exactly 70 seconds apart

You can't even samefag correctly

Best thing to do/spend money on in prev-gen Online? Got $6.7m here.

Dedgen, keep saving for that gold luxor since I don't think you guys have yachts

All me m80

Reported for griefing and cyberbullying desu

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Is the game not shit yet?

Ama no guufy mate
Neva been a guufy mate

mate that shits so goofy
you too

Vigero is pretty nice

thats not how you spell fagio

>it's the "under-the-map Deluxofag griefing the session" episode
They ALWAYS anhero and pop passive the moment anyone figures out how to phase under the map as well.

Post your badass toons

rip menus
rip outfits
rip fun

>Viva and his brown nosers talk shit about the GTAG Discord
>yet they're the ones bringing drama to the thread every single time
How the flying fuck do people fall for his lies?

We posting Vigeros now?

I know it's shit resolution, but I can't into Rockstar Editor and my print screen key doesn't seem to work.

>literally googled
And I am now the world's biggest faggot. Here's my pride and joy, the Tornado. Duster custom never

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>meming about thread drama
>while posting drama itt

Nobody caaaares. Can't you write Viva love letters in private or something?

Yeah, did you want a signature from me or something? I'm all you seem to talk about

>Their Off-topic posts don't get deleted

>Jannies please save me!

viva did 9/11

I wonder if in RDR2 we will have some normal and mundane jobs to make money
Maybe we can work at the local stores and play a tetris-esque bag packing minigame

>post off topic discord drama
>accuse people of being buttbuddies when they rightfully tell you to fuck off
>be surprised when people report you and blame it on admin abuse

Rdr2 can't come out fast enough

>implying gta discords won't just change into rdr discords and continue their forced drama in /rdrg/

>phase under the map
Elaborate.

Rockstar didn't bother to put collisions on some building walls because they weren't accessible by any normal means, at least until the Deluxo released.

youtube.com/watch?v=jWHM2R2BMO0

This isn't the only collision-less wall, by the way. There is a handful scattered throughout the map, but this one is the most accessible.

Small indie dev btw

I remember something like that from an Achievement Hunter Let's Play. One guy crashed an Oppressor into a building and ended up in one of the rooms from the single-player campaign.

>Achievement Hunter Let's Play
They're awful, but I can't help but watch every now and then. They're a literal car crash.

190z soon

Ever wondered why they put the insurance mechanic into Online but not on story mode?

It's very annoying.

So kiddies wouldn't get mad about their Shark Card car being blown up and losing it for good.

No, I mean why can't I insure a custom vehicle in story? It's fucking gay. What's the point in dropping $$$ on a car if I can't keep it?

To encourage you to play online instead. Why do you think they stopped adding update vehicles to single player?

> spend 20 minutes on a gta 4 mission
> fail
> restart mission
> game gets stuck on the mission loading screen
Fuck this shit. How to fix it? I already have the extra commands on the shortcut.

uninstall.exe

Install it on your PS3

>gta 4

gta 4 is good mang
>bendy cars
>gunplay not centered around who has the most explosives
>enemy health shown in target reticule
>ratman
>get to bone agent karen
>swingset glitch
et cetera

speaking of ratman
did gta 5 ever have any good sneakrets/myths besides the jetpack mural?
i recall seeing some infographic about some kind of space monster at one point but i can barely remember that

faggot clan of gay traps and closet queer shemale fuckers too