If not, post your favorite SFM movies since we all know that Team Fortress 2 cartoon is probably never going to happen.
Cameron Cook
post (a) template(s)
Jonathan Anderson
here's a schematic for ya, my ass!
Jackson Carter
Alrighty then! erectin an ass
Isaac Ross
Spoonfeed me. How do I actually get into competitive TF2? I know it's pompous and faggy to boast about my skills when all I'll have to show you for it are screenshots were I'm the end of round mvp with 50 points when the next guy is only at 20-something points, but take my word on it that I'm pretty good at TF2 and can play all classes at a high level.
Jaxson Garcia
Competitive TF2 isn't hard to get into at all. UGC rosters aren't locked yet, so you may be able to get on a team, otherwise I recommend playing dm and mge in between tf2cancer lobbies. Faceit is also launching a TF2 pro league pretty soon that looks interesting.
Reminder, tf2 is no longer in the top 10 games played.
Hunter Hughes
Has there ever been a steam game as big as PUBG before?
Joseph Gutierrez
anything from anonymoose, really
Jackson Foster
soldier is the weakest power class and it isn't even funny. his sole use is rocket jumping up to sub-150 health classes and offing them before dying. if you don't win an encounter in 2 rockets you get shredded by everything. if i want to hide around corners and take potshots from mid range indefinitely i'll play fucking demoman.
>only 4 shots >shoots barely once a second >has to reload conatantly >slow moving projectiles >insane splash falloff. if the target has any idea how to circumvent the slow projectile (i.e. anyone who has played more than 100 hours) you're lucky to do 60 damage. >based entirely around burst damage and can do literal jack shit against overhealed targets since the extra health acts as a buffer and turns would-be 2 shot kills into 3-4 shot kills >has rocket jumping but has to give up shotgun to use them reliably leaving you with only the worst primary weapon in the game >has decent health but takes self damage constantly >slow as heavy walking speed >any opponent with highground has an incredibly easy time dodging rockets from below and if you rocket jump up to them you place yourself at a health and ammo disadvantage and will get shot down by anything >hard countered by scout heavy and pyro
fucking garbage basically. only soldier worth playing is direct hit soldier.
Julian Rivera
delet
Nathaniel Miller
>tf2 will die in your lifetime
why live bros
Luke Brooks
MAKE IT STOP YOU GAYS. WORK YOUR GAY MAGIC I WON'T LET TF2 DIE
Alexander Adams
Is engineer actually the strongest tf2 character? I mean he can pick up 900lbs of precision machined steel over pooters 300lbs smolgun. Truley the most overpowered character right now.
Luke Young
depends on how heavy the brass beast is. heavy can technically run at 100% speed while holding it when GRU is active while engineer's speed is burdened by carrying buildings. there's also comic feats maybe but i don't rememember.
Luke Garcia
Haven't played in a couple years, but out of the blue around half a dozen randoms have added me asking if they can buy my Searing Plasma Killers Kabuto. Did something happen?
Jason Butler
Getting good at demo has ruined every other class for me.
Having stock stickies or a stickyjumper puts you at an advantage in pretty much every encounter than you mentally prepare yourself for
Julian Thompson
stickies are for retards who can't trimp and hit 100% pipes
Angel Gonzalez
fix me
Zachary Jones
*fixes you*
Austin Jenkins
what's the problem?
Carson Lewis
The Back Scatter Level 1-100 Scattergun Mini-crits targets when fired at their back from any range +40% more accurate -30% damage penalty when attacking from the front No random critical hits
Lincoln Morris
>All frontal attacks >-25% damage vs Players
>All back attacks (any range) >+25% damage vs Players
>six shots >no penalty to accuracy >can random crit
I donno, probably OP. I don't use the Backscatter as it exists now because sneaking up on an unsuspecting player from behind is going to mean death for them regardless
Elijah Scott
>Back Scatter >Only gives mini-crits at a certain range at the cost of no random crits, 20% less accuracy and a 34% smaller clip size >Need to aim to do good damage
>Backburner >Gives full crits at the cost of expensive airblast, still gets random crits >No aim required
Isaiah Butler
back scatter +it's a knife reskin
Jordan Campbell
+on use switches the backscatter from your inventory into a randomly renamed,unique stock scattergun -
Charles Davis
>me no like pomson or mini sentries
Alexander Evans
i think dota2 was bigger at one point
Lincoln Johnson
>finish hightower defenses contract through some act of God >oh wait you have to end the match for it count >proceed to be the ONLY person trying to cap for 30 minutes >manage to do it once but there's a second round for some fucking reason >get it to the platform again >30 minutes pass >power flickers and pc shuts off
Levi James
...
Hunter Ward
fire webm homie
Hudson Hill
>"i dont know how contracts work" the post you will still have completed the contract since you finished a round. so its your own fault that you stuck around for the second round
Brayden Gomez
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Brayden Bennett
I prefer Fists and Holiday Punch over Heavy's other melee options. I use Fists of Steel situationally during offense on Payload maps, so I can dance around the cart with them up and be far less likely to be headshot killed, but I like how dependable Fists can be in a pinch and "POW! HA HA" kills are great. You'd be surprised how often I get them when the gates open at the start of a round.
Jason Kelly
for like 7/9 classes the crit from stock fists would flat out kill them any way my dude
Adrian Clark
im tired of my own hud so post huds so i can steal
this is why you shouldn't disable weapon viewmodels
Thomas Ramirez
the only reason i disable viewmodels on heavy is that the minigun muzzle covers the crosshair area, anyone know a fix for that?
Gavin Bennett
>1/9 classes use fire as their main weapon >vacc has fire resistance whats the point? besides flamethrowers reduce shield resist and block healing so its not even a good fire resistance anymore
Matthew Perry
Your top three personal cosmetics go
Connor Adams
to make it harder to switch to bullet when you need it
Liam Butler
i have a black hat that i like i also have a choker that i wear on weekends sometimes
Benjamin Reed
1. Bills hat 2. why bother having other cosmetics 3. the antartic cosmetics are cool too tho
Noah Bennett
Marxmann Guibus Mercenary badge (bronze)
Blake Campbell
Gibus Pyrovision goggles Mercenary badge
Brandon Powell
Mask of the Shaman, Ground Control, Snow Sleeves
Benjamin Turner
Yiff hood Flair! Photo badge
Leo Reyes
Back Scatter is still infinitely better because it's on Scout
Brandon Baker
Archimedes Attendant Brown Bomber
Honorable mention to Max's Severed Head
Gavin Murphy
can you overwrite a photo badge that already has decal on it with something else?
Landon Torres
246 Prolly not until you restore the badge first. Which isn't even a hassle worth bitching about. Takes like 5 seconds to do
Nolan Perry
1. Cheaters lament 2. Proof of purchase 3. Grizzled Vet Badge Yes, I'm ol'fag, I just prefer veteran status to weird random stuff
Camden Powell
I have to agree that soldier requires way more coordination to use effectively, but I think your understating the class as a whole. Soldier is still effective at controlling space and rocket jumping can be there fastest way around in the game. Not to mention if your squad is very supportive banners become very playable options on either end. The main downside to the soldier is that you need at least one other guy to help funnel targets into your kill box. Bring the second best power class to demo isn't bad, demo is just a solo beast.
Carson Bell
crafty hair cigar graybanns
Brandon Jenkins
I haven’t played TF2 since 2011 but I just built a new PC, is it worth getting back into?
Austin Stewart
it always is pyros are cancer tho
Jaxson Diaz
only scrubs whine about pyro, 99% of pyros you encounter don't even use airblast. it's the 1% of pyros, that you're almost never likely to encounter, who utilize airblasting and their secondary that you should be afraid of. for your typical W+M1 pyro, just shoot them.
Carson Ortiz
>heavies that complain about w+m1
Adrian Carter
Lone survivor Level three chin Bill's hat
Shit is nice
Luis Thompson
Liberty launcher + Reserve Shooter + Market gardener is actually really fun and viable now.
Tyler Thomas
as long as you don't try to kill anything with the liberty launcher
Ayden Campbell
it really isn't that bad considering the extra rocket, plus you have the shooter to finish people off
Isaac Cooper
using secondary or airblast as pyro basically means instant death if you get caught by another pyro and 99% of the time fire is more effective anyway. that's why nobody tries anymore, playing like a retard is LITERALLY more effective. you don't even have to angle or lead flames anymore, or move in a certain way so they hit / you don't get hit by them. you can just walk toward people and strafe in unconventional ways which makes you impossible to hit, and there's no penalty for it since your flames hit 110% of the time wherever you aim. there is no grit to pyro anymore. it's less fun to play as and against.
Jeremiah Gray
I AM CREDIT CARD
Evan Jackson
CHARGE ME
Matthew Taylor
(Voice): No!
Jonathan Powell
>thanks for the aids wow valve, a pozzer reference? really?
Aiden Smith
If you play: >Pyro >Demoman >Heavy >Engineer You are a lowtest noskill soyboy
Easton Kelly
what voiceline is that again? isn't it supposed to be scout's?
Christopher Rivera
ok what do I get?
Jace Cook
that's a soldier line soyim
Jackson Phillips
It's way better balanced than it has been since vanilla, but there are optimal loadouts for given situations and sometimes even classes, and the micro bullshit is pretty in your face, but honestly, it's just as good as it used to be. Don't be surprised however if you find yourself bored to death because fundimentally it's the same game as before.
Ayden Howard
(Voice): Spy!
Noah Cox
>spy is literally 1 letter away from soy
Luis Brown
>Sniper is literally one letter away from Swiper
Samuel Torres
this is your brain on memes don't do memes stay in 2 fort
Camden Morgan
it's accurate because snipers ruin games
Parker Miller
>x 2 to a wall >that spy is not one of ours
Evan Ward
>you get called out for hacking in chat
Mason Nelson
>Spy blatantly uncloaks behind you >Spy uncloaks in your peripheral vision >Spy runs out of cloak while moving >You kill them >Get called a hacker
Hudson Martinez
>Sniping >See heavy pepper a cloaked spy >Shoot where you think he'll be >Headshot >*DEAD*Spyguy: ns
Joshua Gonzalez
Polar parka Viking hat Allfather
Logan Thompson
stereoscopic shades macho mann liquidator's lid
Andrew Sullivan
redpill me on soldier
Thomas King
Marxmann Macho mann Soldier stoogie
Jacob Gutierrez
who the fuck thought ultiduo would be a good idea ? it's not entertaining it's the same jumps/counter shit over and over again fights last 10 seconds it's bad