/owg/ - Overwatch General

Hana stinks

Never Forget

Why does Jeff hate big tiddies so much? Is his wife a chestlet?

I stink every day from work what about it

Who in the Overwatch cast is next going to be nonbinary/gay/whatever even though these people make up less than 5% of the population?

reminder that these are the people responsible for balance changes

like cum and lube

I want to bully D.Va until she cries!

Every single Mercy on my team has done this when we have a Widow. I do not fucking understand at all.

Girl gamers, at any amount, ruin games.

I don't get it either. Hell even pocketing Ana would make more sense.

>everyone screaming about R76 in the last thead
>everyone screaming at some retarded lorefag that he's me

Why are you all so defensive about R76? Can't you guys stop screaming about this ship for 5 seconds? lmao

The irony in that pic causes my eyes to bleed.

>someone with 900hp should not be able to 1 shot anyone under 300hp
s-so if I got this right, Roadhog should only be able to one shot tanks?

guy gamers are the worst
>Get a guy gamer on team.
>"Try and keep up ladies I'm really aggressive as Ana."
>Feeds because he tries to 1v1 the tanks.
>Blames DPS.

>comp
>some faggot proceeds to instalock widow
>check profile
>less than 2 hours with widow in all modes
>he only picked her because he got the new event skin
>he is getting raped and dies a lot but never ever change to another hero
>literally we are 5 vs 6
why?, why the fuck i'm in the same team with people that only choose a hero based on their SKIN. AND IT?S ALWAYS A FUCKING WIDOW. FUCK

You're the reason any discussion on either them can't ever be taken seriously.

cute!

You didn't read that right. You seem to have some brain problem that made you assume that there's only 2 options.

@205052202
>revives this horseshit in another game
>claiming everyone should be quiet about it

Threadly reminder that if neither of the Amaris is your waifu you have horrible taste and should feel bad

Whenever you are about to thank this man for the job he is doing, remember that he actively hates breasts, and wants all women to look like young boys or fat hairy sailors.

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>t. Pharamercy faggot

I don't get it. Someone is talking about Roadhog but you post someone else using Genji. What does the bottom guy have to do with the top one bitching about Roadhog?

If I'm being real honest with you gurl, I'd have a tough time playing any character if I was literally being raped while playing a videogame.
Literally why are you a 5v6? SOMEONE IS GETTING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED.

>t roastie
The difference between the two is the guy can do it half of the time. The girl never can.

>the job he is doing

>do so little work that he literally forgets established earlier lore every time

>the job he is doing

what job

>A hero with one-shots mad about a hero with one-shots.
I wonder what it could be? It's an enigma!

Reminder

Oh gee, the retarded Chu dick rider is also a gency shipper. Who would have guessed

Hey, I remember that lewd comic!

At least your image left out that it's a multiplayer game with no story mode.

writing twitter posts is not a job user

>implying D.va's crap was his fault in anyway and not another game screwing the pooch
He's a crappy writer but it wasn't his fuck up.

>gency shipper
Wrong SWEETIE. I'm a TorbxLucio shipper. Get your fuckin' facts right, hon.

It doesn't need a story mode. It needs more than just one story tie in event.

the thread id is in the filename and the picture, it is him

>take 2 years to correct mistake
It was his fault, for taking literal years to get around to correcting it.

It needs romance options.

You're still not explaining what the bottom guy has to do with the top.

>buy game
>it's not the uprising event
LOOK AT ALL THIS FUN STORY I CAN ENJOY OH BOY HAHAHA THIS SURE IS FUN AND LORE FILLED

Me too.

>1203
>D.VA
>Current D.VA
this isn't possible

He doesn't bring up issues unless someone else does. He just quietly retcons it. Is it because he wants to lower outrage over the shit that was pushed out at release, is Jeff making him do it, or is he a coward? Any answer is a right answer. But what you can know for sure is that the D.va horeshit is a forced meme at this point that you faggots don't ever let go.

but the writing is bad, it's on the same level as all recent blizzard games, but doesn't make it good.

That's because you're stupid and

Stop lying on the internet, scum

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They have different names though.

But that's an opinion user. You can like and also hates parts of a story. You're not required to create, one large generalized opinion of it.

fucking retard click for yourself
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20761807443
are murricans coming home from school or what is this

desu, this retard ain't wrong.
We just need to buff 5 other heroes so we do have 100% mirror matches.

Can't this fellas make a stable game? Yesterday I was plaing with mild (but annoying) fps stuttering. Today my FPS dips in the 40s.

What the fuck?

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>he thinks not blindly blaming Chu for everything when part of it isn't even his fault is the same as being a dick rider

my ex looks like a thicc pharah

>He doesn't bring up issues unless someone else does
that's not good user, that's called being lazy. And he was head writer since release, retconning his own stuff years later is even worse.

>lorefagging in a game whose only story is a limited event that takes 12 minutes to complete
Fucking why? And it's a nu-Blizzard game on top of that

post pics

BUFFS TO USELESS SHIT:

>Torb's hammer
- Can now repair damaged armor on allies at 50 HP per hit

>Mccree
- Combat roll now flattens hitbox to ground for duration
- Combat roll's cooldown is reduced 1 second for every 2 bullets in the clip when activated

>Doomfist
- Rising uppercut cooldown reduced by 2 second on kill
- Meteor strike breaks shields and deals 50% damage behind them
- Seismic slam's starting damage is 30 instead of 1

>Pharah
- Concussion can deal 30 damage to enemies hit against a wall similar to doomfist's punch

>Mei
- Enemies walking on top of ice wall will be slowed down and take 10 damage per second while standing on it.

>Winston
- Primal Rage activation animation take 50% reduced damage and removes all debuffs
- Primal Rage can now wallclimb

I just gave you all the possible reasons why he does this and not one of them was him being lazy.

That's wrong though. He still one-shots some of the

>only story is one event
Retard, shitty bait.

everything's an opinion, user.
but if you want a specific example, the tone inconsistency. I loved the latest short with Reinhardt, but the tone of that short did not match the supposed terminator war they were fighting in. It made the omnic crisis seem like a fun ride, instead of a struggle.
Blizzard's always been allover with their tone, but Overwatch has kinda made it stand out more.

>wallclimb
absolutely pointless

>Enemies walking on top of ice wall will be slowed down and take 10 damage per second while standing on it.
10/10
Add this shit now.

>le common misconception
Why the hell would you ever defend a lazy and incompetent piece of shit like him is beyond me

I HATE MY MOOOOOOOM!

I wouldn't mind Ana buffs

none of those are good reasons for a retcon though.

Isn't mercy still one of the most played heroes, even in comp?

>Somebody picks your main that is also your waifu/husbandu
What do you do?

ungrateful little brat

>mom cockblocked your career path and then faked being dead for years
Understandable

I 2nd this

Ignore them and pick someone else because I can go 15 minutes without playing them.

>On the enemy team

Kill them.

Go symm/torb and proceed to throw :^)

I'm not defending him, but I'm not blaming him either. I'm just calling out retardation as I see it.
>le common misconception
m8, the D.va thing was a literal copy-paste about Leenock, and they slapped that on her before they even did that before they had anything ready for D.va. That crap wasn't Chu's fault but he fucked up how he tried resolving it.

>Play comp soloq
>Premade of 4 start micspam in baguette
>refuse to speak in english
>start blaming in baguette

why frenchies are so annoying?

>she was still going to try getting in anyway behind her back
>mother isn't angry at her
Pharah is spoiled.

nanoboost buffs pls

>tfw Nanoboosting Reaper after these buffs

>after these buffs
?

McCree has a fetish for old people. Ana, Gabe, probably Moira... what a disgusting perv.

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>Play Lucio
>Outheal a guy playing Mercy and Moira

I thought Lucio was a "secondary healer"

Me on the right

>fires at players
it should say aim or target, fires makes it sound like it can go through barriers