/srg/ - Speedrunning General

#rks... is... dead....

they turned on krystal years ago lad

Then why does Gari still suck her toes?

What the absolute fucking hell is this drugged up babble?

reminder that these two are pathetic

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There's no evidence that he cheated. I understand you younglings are all giddy after "exposing" Todd Rogers, but you need to cool your heads and realize that you can't just disqualify every gaming record more than twenty years old because the way we did things was a little different back then.

>lying about arcade scores being emulated

k

>we
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You snake! *hiss*

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are they hot?

Nah. It's the name of Cheese and Simply's talkshow. Probably the most boring thing i've ever watched desu.

reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/7x55un/decision_regarding_kryssstals_alttp_runs/

it's... over.... it's finally over.

>getting the news from reddit

lttp clique shitters OUT

NEW TREATMENT KILLS 90% OF CANCER CELLS IN RATS
ELON MUSK IS GOING TO MARS
90% OF TERROR ATTACKS IN 2017 WERE DONE BY WHITE SUPREMACISTS

>browsing reddit's front page
lmfao

not him

we did it reddit

is kryssstal a girl, or a girl(male)? i honestly cant tell from the picture.

im assuming since it wasn't on agdq it's a girl(female)

it wasn't on gdq because then it would be even more obvious he spliced

not everyone splicer is as dumb as cody miller

krys is a girl

girl(male)

What happened to him

Just watched a video of some fag getting mad because people dont understand 0.5 A presses, why can these faggots understand that you have to press the A button in, in order to get the hold section of the A. This is potetially the most autistic corner of speedrunning

>the most autistic corner of speedrunning
It isn't speedrunning. The goal is to not use the A button.

I've only seen one real picture of Kryssstal (the ones here aren't them) and you can only see "her" hair. It looks really stringy and disgusting like what a males would be if he grew it out and didn't give a shit.

Take from that what you will. It's irrelevant to everything though since Kryssstal is simply a splicer that will never show their face.

What an insightful comment.

>(the ones here aren't them)
nice try, schala

Honestly, that might be the same person in the pic I saw. The hair looked about the same. I think Cyghfer showed me the picture 4 years ago

This one?

No, it was just someone's long nasty hair over a striped shirt. Like the back of their head and extremely close

What video games do you think Glenn has a shot at WR in?

why did all those posts get deleted from this thread? dipshit janitor on the loose

If your game that you speedrun is long, do you have food breaks during cutscenes?

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Imagine actually being this ass pained after your cancerous off-topic posts get rightfully deleted. Holy shit.

>offtopic
Kryssstal's 5 year old runs were just removed from the leaderboard. It's on topic.

>he does it for free

>off-topic
>the op is literally about krystal
what did he mean by this

why are so many speedunners insane

t. guy who has spent 4+ year autistically crusading over some random speedrunner for literally no reason and made up his own universe of fan fiction for him

what the fuck are you talking about dipshit? the announcement just came last night? why would you delete those posts? get a clue dumbass

>him

take a guess

>1p and 2p setup
damn

twitter.com/UnyuhoReiuji/status/957137456683520000
Add branch34 to the list

lmao what th efuck? didnt this guy do a run at gdq once? looks like hes become a tranny just because his friend did. this meme is going too far

about fucking time

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>I shaved my beard.... now I'm a girl! I can't believe it
What games does this person speedrun

she/her

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Is Kryssstal a janitor?

lmfao who are these nutters

I think that is this person here

no thats plum who is also a nutter

it's all so tiresome

>cut penis
fucking cuck lmao

Dude! WTF! Delete this right now!

>is cleartonic homosexual
do you even need to ask?

You were the one who asked it... just now you did

Imagine speedrunning and not just playing rhythm games

>it's been at least a year since squid groupies started chasing The Obsessed Freak away with their ironclad fedora-wearing logic
How do you explain this? Do they think they're winning an epic battle whenever there's a post they can respond to?

liquidxyid

i think you're gay

>groupies
I chose to believe it's just two turbo-NEETs dedicating their lifes to shitposting about eachother.
That's already sad enough.

ok guys get ready to clap for when i perform this frame perfect trick at 20 fps

oh this is based on IGT?
*pauses*

well its not actually a frame perfect trick but its a catch all phrase

*claps anyways*

this next skip is all RNG

terminology not to use: "frame perfect"
better alternative: "1 frame" or "1 frame window"
why: you sound like you have actually measured it and know which frame it is, and aren't just parroting.

terminology not to use: "RNG"
better alternative: "luck"
why: you don't have to explain what RNG means. you don't know how your game's random number generator works anyway, you just ape every strat, so why say RNG?

terminology not to use: "WR"
better alternative: "BKT"
why: there is always the possibility that there is a run better than yours exists, which is not a Known time.

terminology not to use: "tranny"
better alternative: "nasty weirdo freak"
why: bullets/head

luckily we can manipulate the rng in our favor (tool assisted) (save state)

>he cant do bufferless and setupless fake flippers
get gud

now that krystal is out, will the NMG runners stop being retarded and figure out that savewarping isn't a major glitch?

>being a dolphin

ALTTP SPEEDRUNNING WAS BUILT ON A HOUSE OF LIES

youtu.be/PErUiAyVoGc

>its been 4+ years since the freak started his squid obsession and flooded the thread with his fanfiction about him

>the obsessed freak's obsessed freak wakes up

>the obsessed freak's obsessed freak's obsessed freak wakes up

list of people who are the obsessed freak:
squid
headcrab
zastbat

list of people who aren't the obsessed freak:
ion
everyone else

ok ion

ok ion

OFFICIAL LIST OF SPEEDRUNNING TRANNY NUTTERS
Cronikeys
soe/ari
Krystal
Narcissa/CosmoWright
dancingscarecow
yadra121
EnchantressofNumbers
Nickynoel
CrystalBeauty
EeveeSpirit
Kartseven
AzuraSarah
JackieDaggers
Emily Brooks
Withelde
Protomagicalgirl
tegangibby
Sagev3
Mewyabby
MissFantastic
superaliceinwonderland
transFaerie
runnee22
orcastraw
MilesSMB/ClarisRobyn
Hazel_
Cyberdemon
Littlenino
emeraldaly
abootoo
ThatMG2
TheMageling
Wuest/tinahacks
Catlynat
Xaltis
Soulcloset
ferianjay
PrincessSynahel
Amber
Mofat
mxkai3
soothingplumtea
Torco
belchin
Empulent
xHotCoffee
LizGoddess
Squibbons
JazzSpeedruns
WitchsHex
Samsara
MemoryTAS
MegaZoeT
headstrong1290
Cadence
LeRoyalGamer
branch34

CURED
Missy
Rachel

Add to this, if someone is missing!

Move Cronikeys to best speedfu list

Post this on /v/

when is that ESA thing happening?

About 30 minutes