/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #737

Hype!

Kek good filename

Damn OP! Keep it up with the Pricefield OP images. MVP

Always kiss the Price.

Can't wait

Are there any other good childhood fanfics besides Gentle Encouragement

>tfw that's true as fuck
Wish it was a separate buy, unfortunately you have to buy the whole trash to get the treasure(haha pun)

Max is a cute!

Always.

Farewell alone is worth $25. I didn't even finish episode 2 of BtS and I don't regret buying Deluxe. I'm just glad I'll get to see them again.

Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe

After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!)(thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't or butterfly,bluejay just spiritualdoe
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's storm summoner just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it
>So, once again we got the fact that our ending always will be BAE>Bay

Hey lads, here are new infos about Farewell,from what we've heard they are still making small touches to ending montage to present things right.

-Daughter covered Max and Chloe OST. They will possibly reveal this with song announcement

-Episode will be 1h+ there are many things to show

- Rachel eating rabbits, Frank snorting beans, Chloe dying again, Bongo licking his gloriousass.Just like in Left Behind game

-Chloe and Max met each other five seconds before the opening scene. The rest of their encounters are created by a strange creature known as an imagination lord.

-There will be a lots of flashbacks via interacting with one object/photo etc. like Max meeting Warren in grade school and friendzoning him for a crayon. Vanessa and Ryan appear. They fuck Max into existence in the opening sequence. Pretty dope.
-They will subtly hint Chloe's crush on marijuana as a toddler

-We'll see bongs William made, which were a source of tension between him and Joyce. She screams, "Why aren't you a paranoid ultra-traditional ex-solider setting up cameras around the house to spy on our daughter, you hippie?"

-Black flies will start to play when it's their turn, dammit.

-We will see the explicitly Max as a young bitch. She is a bitch. She is young. Much accuracy.

-At the ending montage where they will show the following years of Farewell they will show many paralels between Max and Chloe like nude skinny dipping, spilling wine and watching her friends die.

-Farewell Episode WILL NOT be Season 1's epilogue. Mini epilogue will be a seperate game that will tie everything up.

Before BtS Episode 3's release:
>Devs: ''Intense episode is waiting for us.Be ready for it;);) There is a reason why we chose Tempest as major theme and you will find out;)''
>Don't worry, Deck9 won't disappoint us. They are better than Dontnod
>I love you Zak. Thank god, finally a developer who understands us!! What did we do to deserve him guyssss
>CLOUD 9!!! TELL ME WHATCHU REALLY LIKE... BE READY FOR MULTIPLE KISSESSS!! CLOUD 9 WOHOOOO
>Sera is a witch. Ending is going to be awesome
>We will see how Damon got killed
>We will get our revenge from Skeevy guys too
>We will see Skip's concert too. Rachel and Chloe will go there yeeeyy
>All plot holes Dontnod left will all be answered.
>Beanie Queen Steph will get hug and also we will have advice scene ;);)
>They will not touch 3 years. They will keep their promises:) Unlimited happy endings are coming. 6 variations depending our choices with RACHEL HYPE CLOUD9

After BtS Episode 3's release:
>Deck9's worse than Dontnod
>Devs were bullshitting all along: Tempest? They forgot it. Poor Shakespeare is rolling in his grave right now
>Zak went full retard
>Nothing was cut:)
>Girls went full nun-mode and was giving each other cheek kiss and 0.1 sec cuddle scene in bed -even with cloud 9 intimacy
>Choices didn't matter
>Pedo Frank
>Frank pushes Damon out of screen. God knows how is he fucking dead
>Rachel spent almost the whole episode in that hospital bed
>Chloe was unconscious at the very intense moment
>Sera magically untied herself
>End choice didn't solve anything
>William went full Fast and Furious flashbacks.
>Even if Sera and Rachel reunite, Sera gtfos that town in one way or another
>They added credits scene out of nowhere - Rachel's ded - Chloe's still suffering. Technically, they were bullshitting about not touching 3 years either

instaud.io/drt

>bayest hiding his shit pastas under the leaks and pretending to be the leaker

You have no shame.

Hey /lisg/,

My name is Rachel Amber, and I love every single one of you because you give me attention. All of you are oblivious faggots who spend every second of their posting about my role in the Life is Strange games. You are everything dumb in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever realized that you give me exactly what I want?

I mean, I guess some of the discussion is related to the game, but /lisg/ mostly turns into pissing matches about what to think of me. This is even more attention whoring than jerking off to pictures on Facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I hooked up with everyone I wanted to in Arcadia Bay and you won't stop talking about me. What have you done besides played video games where I'm a main character? I also scared the head of the Vortex Club with my charisma, won the heart of an alienated punk and found a good source of dick and free drugs. (I also eat Kate Marsh's bunnies, apparently. Shit is so FUCKED UP.)

None of you are self-aware enough to realize what you're doing. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: I'm a bitch.

As Max and Chloe are leaving the ruins of Arcadia Bay behind, there's one more tragic story unfolding
>Alice and Lisa stuck in Max's room, Alice hasn't eaten anything in days, the dorms are destroyed and no one comes looking for them
>"No one's gonna come save us, this is the end, we'll starve to death..."
>Alice...you can survive this and go back to your owner. All you have to do is... all you have to do is eat me."
>"What? No, fuck that. Lisa, you're my number one priority, I'm not eating you!"
>"Alice, think about it... how many times this week did you try to nibble my leafs? I'm a plant, Alice, you're a bunny, maybe it's time I accept my destiny... OUR destiny."
>"Lisa, I can't make this choice!"
>"No Alice, you're the only one who can"

>eat Lisa
instaud.io/kVV

>eat your own foot
instaud.io/kWb

When I read Rachel's name I stopped reading and knew you weren't leaker user. Fucking shame your retarded pasta took up space

Hey /lisg/,

My name is Mark Jefferson, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are illiterate simpletons who spend every second of their posting hand drawn and computer generated illustrations of sultry lesbians instead of capturing the loss of innocence with a photographic lens. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever taken the shot?

I mean, I guess it's posting the same images over and over again to make-up for your own ugly visages and lonely lives, but /lisg/ takes it to a whole new level. This is even worse than the “art” prisoners chisel in the yard.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I hooked up with a popular hot chick less than half my age. What have you done besides sacrifice a town for someone's girlfriend? I also convinced a teenage nut case and his blackhearted father to bankroll my sociopathic art projects and used their attorneys to get me off with a light sentence. (Numerous cell mates captured me in a moment of desperation. Shit was so RAPE.)

None of you are art faggots who should kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: I'm a bitch.

strawpoll.me/15063271

since no one has posted my favorite image on the entire internet yet

Reminder that in 100% of universes Max is the worst human being ever and decides Williams death is a good time to ghost her best friend

Thanks for the critique. I'll keep it in mind for further jokes.

So is /lisg/ just posting art of Max and Chloe making out?
Not complaining, just curious
I can dig it

It's kekworthy though

Periodically threadly reminder that Rachel fucked Frank and Jefferson 100% of times. :)

tfw I put on a playlist of opera music for my grandma and this one comes up as I post this and for some reason I think it fits

youtu.be/YuEDaTysGF8

A severely underrated Max moment.

Pretty much. Occasional fanfic discussion, no doubt tons of discussion about Farewell in 3 weeks, and lots of (mostly Pricefield) art. I like it pretty well.

>205111438
Fuck off tranny

What other generals does /lisg/ visit?

Baiters want their (You)'s so they feel important in this thread

>205111605
Tranny faggots don't count.

On Veeky Forums? None. The only other general I regularly visit on Veeky Forums is the tri-weekly Gunnerkrigg Court (a very good webcomic) thread on /co/.

>2018
>still no proof that Chloe loves Max romantically

Baitcuckk user i thought your retarded ass died... Fuck I was hoping you did

They're trying hard today.

le funny bait

Yo it's the "Chloe should ghost Max in Seattle" user. Who told him to come back?

Rachel should leave Alice alone, if she knows what's good for her.

Don't answer it.

Not any generals, really the only boards I go to are this one, /3/ and /soc/. There’s other boards I would check out but I hardly ever see anything interesting. LiS is the only game I play where I actually give a shit about the characters and want to talk about them.

Yeah where's the proof? Max and Chloe are just friends. Sorry.

This one and /aceg/

21 days until Pricefield officially dies and the tears will flow. Pricefielders will seek to lynch Zak and execute the rest of the Deck 9 team. Fun times await!

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Cutest girl in Arcadia Bay.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*inhales
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/lisg/ ETERNALLY BTFO'D

LEGION WINS AGAIN!!!!

strawpoll.me/15054940/r

Hannah wants you to say YES to the devil's plant

cringe

>Pricefielders right now

Cringe

Spam voting wins again**

Let's post our favorite art instead of letting a big dumb argument happen.

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>This level of denial

Find someone who looks at you the way Max and Chloe look at each other.

>362 votes

Yeah, 100% legit...

Lewd things are afoot.

>tfw when there's a legit survey here that says 37 Pricefield vs. 6 legion and you can't spam vote on that one

That 362 vote poll was literally a meme. There was no duplication checking. I myself voted for Legion and Jefferscott bois about 30 times. It was a joke.

>trusting someone before they've delivered the goods

>RIP pricefielders

Sorry queen autismo isn't as popular as once thought.

>implying you're not the biggest autist here

It's out now, coming this summer

Stop your sperging, legion.

At the bottom:
>America Online Keyword: Lord of the Rings
That's a throwback.

Timeline: 38-C
Name: Kate Marsh
Age: 18
Gender: F
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Cause of Death: Internal hemorrhaging/blunt force trauma to head with hammer

And the legiontards have the audacity to claim they're the ''oppressed victims''? Give me a fucking break, these morons start dramas here even when nobody is provoking them.

Timeline: 18-J
Name: Kate Marsh
Age: 18
Gender: F
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Cause of Death: Anaphylaxis. Trachea closed shut due to unknown allergy to specific type of nut found in organic rabbit food.

yup i feel old

They're only able to start drama because you react to them.

Now that's some grade A+ autism.

Reminder to legiontards that Rachel manipulated Chloe and also fucked Mark Jefferson and a bean fetish man.

>out now
>coming this summer

the state of pricefield

They want to be relevant in here again.

that poll guy is one of your pricefield kind.

(X) press to doubt

>he pretends not to understand that it's a joke in hopes of perpetuating the dumb argument
weak shit senpai

Timeline: 88-X
Name: Kate Marsh
Age: 18
Gender: F
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Cause of Death: Multiple stab wounds to abdominal region. Blood trail to phone door indicates she lived sometime after her attacker left. Finally succumbed to extreme pain and blood loss after an estimated 15 minutes.

legion autist started to spam the thread again. fucking cringy faggot.

You need help.

The ending Chloe deserved.

>sperging out

So they start dramas for no reason other than being obnoxious cunts desperate for attention even when people are ignoring or not provoking then? Great fucking logic.

Timeline: 2-L
Name: Kate Marsh
Age: 18
Gender: F
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Cause of Death: Inhalation of smoke/fire & blunt force trauma to head. Remains were found charred black near railroad tracks. Appears to have been attacked and brought to the area to be disposed of. Burned trachea and roasted alveolar indicate she was alive when the fire was started.

So you're wasting time writing out Kate Marsh's causes of deaths on Veeky Forums? Must be sad being you

Autism is a thing user.

>Sorry queen autismo isn't as popular as once thought.
doesn't have to be poplar because she's got a special place in my heart etc

But it doesn't hurt that she actually is popular and you're giving a baiter a (you).

Timeline: 83-Q
Name: Kate Marsh
Age: 18
Gender: F
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Cause of Death: Choking on spoon after suffering seizure resulting from tickling. Roommate claims they were having a tickling fight when she started to convulse and foam at the mouth. Roommate stuck spoon down victims throat which quickly got lodged in her esophagus. Esophagus contracted thus preventing victim from breathing.

amberprice is a high school romance not meant to last. Rachel, like most LiS characters, are morally grey, so she might not be 100% a terrible person, but I also don’t think she’s the best person for Chloe. That’s how I interpreted William’s “fire blinds us with beauty” line anyway.

Meanwhile pricefield is PURE AND I LOVE THEM