/d2g/ Dota 2 general

Tony edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Major Patch: dota2.com/duelingfates/ (7.07)
Minor Patch: blog.dota2.com/2018/02/the-spring-cleaning-2018-update/ (7.08)
Most Recent Update: dota2.com/news/updates/
Developer Forum, Suggestions and Bug Reports: dev.dota2.com
New Players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide
New Players (League Refugee Edition): dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com
Blog: blog.dota2.com
Lore: dota2.gamepedia.com/Lore
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic Simulator: dotaloadout.com
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 Analysis: datdota.com
Personal Statistics: dotabuff.com
Personal Statistics 2: opendota.com
Personal Statistics 3: stratz.com
Hero Stats, DPS Calculator, & Interactive Map: devilesk.com/dota2

>NEWS & STREAMS
gosugamers.net
liquiddota.com
dota2protracker.com
Streamlink: github.com/streamlink/streamlink
GUI: github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

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why couldn't they just leave it a tie between optic vgj

Nerf him (female)

nth for best roamer

youtube.com/watch?v=owECe4auKlE
uhhhhhhh dotards......???

WHY DOES MEDUSA'S ULT LAST FOREVER

WHY IS IT OKAY TO FORCE MY ENTIRE TEAM TO TURN AROUND JUST TO DEAL WITH THAT SHIT

AAAAAAAAAAA

I love dota 2 and I love dotards!

>that laugh

Truly the best item.

when will they fix naga's head?

are the runes that meteor hammer draws in the ground found anywhere else?
are those the same runes as the dark artistry tornado and deafening blast?

Where is the battlepass doturds

yep

Did anyone ever explain the tiny AM?

last one of Silencer I swear

Not even this one?

who you gonna do next?

Vengeful or Krobe, whoever fits better
don't tempt me I'll do it too

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>When the balance hits you just right
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VS please she's my dota waifu
Gross feet tho fugg

what will bulldog do next to be in the middle of conflict by dindu nuffin ?

>bird person
>has talons for feet
>dies and turns into a spirit
>somehow grows hooves

EXPLAIN THIS DOTARDS

If dota is balanced, explain this dotards

Goodguy always wins.

Hey dotards, you're game's pretty cool, but can you do THIS in Dota?

youtube.com/watch?v=WtWgUVk6cJw

I've been away for a few years, how many TI's has the living god RTZ won while I was gone?

boobies

I got some bad news for you user

Holy shit, did a janitor just do his job in a reasonable span of time? That was unexpected.

You're a fucking hero dude.

he's boring as fuck and also not even that strong lmao just make him use up his mana

damn this russian chick that spams invoker is actually pretty damn decent
>19 years old
>she is bae

What mmr is Ancient 0?

At 4035 and Leg 5

>tfw just woke up and nobody is streaming
Who do I watch dotards? I need a twitch stream open

febby is streaming, but I agree there isn't anyone good streaming or any tournies going on

Actually DreamLeague just started, OD and Fogged casting the draft

JUST DRAIN HIS MANA LMAO

GET HYPE DOTABRO!!

MORE REDDIT DRAMA INCOMING!

literally dindu nuffin

rent free

nth for best roamer

>literally 2 posts per hour
dead

>all d2g content creators gone
>only ones left are the furries and animeposters
Surprised you all havent started namefagging and ERP on discord since I last came here, would suit most of the posters here better rather than pretending they arent huge faggots.

everyone left because youll get warned for having fun
meanwhile furries are free to do whatever they want

>Implying I'm trying to hide it

yeah this, some /mlpol/ janny browses these threads, probably that attentionwhore.

imo you should be at least divine 5 to moderate these threads, not some 1k mmr crusader faggot.

You should've gotten into a game that wasn't developed by furries then.

tfw

nikogda ne igrai na omnike

RIDDLE ME THIS, DOTARDS

Defence or Defense


choose wisely

>Being a wordlet

just picked broodmother
how the fuck do i play him in the current patch

What are the reasons behind that the last 3 years LoL got better while Dota got so stale?

>TNSHIT

>namefagging/ERPing

Last time I looked this wasn't the League of Legends General

DELETE THIS

What's the context of this image?

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Two faggots being gay. What did you expect?

redpill me on Monster

>tfw fell for the pango is bad meme

it's not much free MMR before he gets dumpstered but i'll take what i can get

2.6 is ancient 2

im 4,5k and literally just hit ancient 3

[Spoiler] Defends [/spoiler] of the ancients

OH NONONONONO

Well I got ancient 2 a few days ago at 2.6

i calibrated to ancient 1 and i was 4,1k or so back then

meme list time

The hero you're known for playing well:
Your pocket hero that can be pulled out at any time for a stomp:
Heroes that when you see instantly make you think the game is going to be easy:
Heroes that you dread playing against:
Your favorite TI:
Favorite non-Dota 2 videogame:
Happiest childhood memory:

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The hero you're known for playing well: Morphling
Your pocket hero that can be pulled out at any time for a stomp: Broodmother
Heroes that when you see instantly make you think the game is going to be easy: Sniper
Heroes that you dread playing against: Clinkz
Your favorite TI: TI5
Favorite non-Dota 2 videogame: Paper Mario
Happiest childhood memory: Playing space invaders on the N64 with my mother

go back

THREE OF ME :-DDDDDDD

What happened with that multi-page Dota gay furry comic? Is it complete

dead

sometimes I feel like I might be wasting time playing this game.

sometimes? not all the time?

it's not wasteful if you enjoy it, user

Why is this general SO DEAD

>KALE

Not him but Id say its pretty wasteful unless you play with a friend. But then again why expose a friend to this game.
I'd rather have played 150 30 hour single player games from my backlog or watched 2000 movies for entertainment

jmgn is still working
he has to actually try this time since the rich autist gave him too much money

How much did he give him, a thousand?

boobies or toes?

>when reddit retards keep saying that your badge is just the "top mmr you had this season"
>get archon 4 with 1.8k mmr. (recalibrated higher because of party mmr from the hell crusader 3)
>after kicking ass for a week (mmr went to around 2200) get archon 5.
>suddenly start getting the worst team mates ever.
>lose for like 2 weeks straight.

I really wanted to hit legend before the new season started but i'm starting to think its just not worth it when the game is just doing delayed forced 50 pairings in such a deliberate and disgusting manner.

>tfw cant play vidya because of shitty pc
>im stuck shitposting on a dead general
feels fucking bad man

you poor soul...having to miss out on a game in its twilight years. I feel for ya homie.

>deadgame posters

reminder that the DotA 2 gulag is a non-white general

thanks teatime please find a new game to cast

>implying this entire genre isn't on life support in 6 months.

When riot is claiming like 1/6th of the human population is playing league and then announce they will no longer be revealing player numbers you gotta really ask yourself just how many players are leaving the boat after realizing they are complete shit at these types of games?

>player has chaos knight chosen
>switches to antimage

and then we lost because antimage is a stupid fucking hero that only wins games that you would have won in the first place

Ah the classic wait for 5th pick core and swap my pick to something retarded player.

Truly not summoned by the ((algorithm)) to tank your mmr.

Losing MMR in the long term is a lot harder than gaining it so people that are effectively heralds are in every bracket below pro level.

he last picked antimage against a jakiro, luna, and rhasta, sf and lc

total fucking brainlet

AM is the ultimate retard magnet.
>overly simple, hard to balance mechanics that retards can comprehend
>F R E E pipe and blink can keep even the biggest retard alive
>illusion of being 1v9 god in le wrong MMR
>excuse to spend most of the game right clicking creeps without getting reported for throwing
>only one viable build with one or two situational items so critical thinking is unneeded
>all of his cosmetics pander to every kind of autistic edgelord that might play dota

>made a comment about dota being dead
>suddenly this autist steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198073856706 get triggered and comments on all of my screenshots

apologize to envy

SCIENTIST STATUS?

huehuehue

I'm not sure which baffled images I should post anymore.

wtf is with all this early faggotry lately

>psg terraria server
based

real /yuropoor/ hours