/kcdg/ - Kingdom Come Deliverance General

t-minus two hours to release edition
Osprey sub-edition

>What is Kingdom Come Deliverance?
Kingdom Come Deliverance is an open world RPG set in the Bohemian countryside of the Holy Roman Empire in the very early 15th century. You play as Henry, son of a blacksmith, voiced by and modeled from an inbred looking Englishman. The game was kickstarter funded to the tune of around 5 million USD. The map is 16km sq. From the homepage:
>The death of its beloved ruler, Emperor Charles IV, has plunged the kingdom into dark times
>One of Charles' sons, Wenceslas, has inherited the crown.
>His half-brother and King of Hungary, Sigismund the Red Fox, senses weakness in Wenceslas.
>Sigismund travels to Bohemia and kidnaps his half-brother. With no king on the throne, Sigismund is now free to plunder Bohemia and seize its riches.
>You end up in the service of Lord Radzig Kobyla, who is forming a resistance against the invasion.

>Official sites & social media
kingdomcomerpg.com/
twitter.com/WarhorseStudios
youtube.com/channel/UCIqUdfkbYmCGM-YRmk28zCg
twitchDOTtvSLASHwarhorsestudios
>Gameplay
youtube.com/watch?v=YjPLjU0YCAI
There's a lot more on twitch at the moment for all platforms so look it up you lazy naggers, be warned it has its bugs at the minute

Previous thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

skidrowreloaded.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

My sword cock is pulsate

>Cant play the game yet

what the fuck
why

W-WHERE ARE THE WIFUS?
WHERE ARE THE MEMES?
SOMEONE HURRY BEFORE THE THREAD DI

1,5 HOURS

who here /onlywatchedthe16minutevideo/

it's going to be a disappointment isn't it

This, are there waifus in this game?

No waifu no buy

ded

At least two story-heavy waifus, according to cheevos. Also a cheevo for keeping your second sword pure.

No magic? No dragons? No orcs?

Shit game.

There's prostitutes and something about a girl(s) you can(?) marry maybe, haven't seen a lot of it since I don't want to spoil myself but you can benis in bagina for sure

What thread will we be killing while our new general propers gents?

What weapon will your first play through use /kcdg/?

...

thunder stick

Sword and board

Okay fags, who's gonna get that Virgin cheevo?

You have a teleporting horse and you can fly. Is that not enough magic for you?

You have only white people in Germany. This is no longer realistic. :)

ONE
N
E

HOUR
O
U
R

THIRTY
H
I
R
T
Y

It's so dark outside lads

Spears, as primary, eventually swapping it for a pollaxe. Mace as secondary.
They should have made an incel achievement for trying to woo every girl in the game but still being a virgin by the end.

>They should have made an incel achievement for trying to woo every girl in the game but still being a virgin by the end.
Pls no

THANK YOU GOD, I was kind of worried they wouldn't be in the game.

game looks disappointing but i got it through family sharing so i might as well try it

...

>Literally the same glitch as Oblivion, but now it kills NPCs
Cool

>tfw everyone's asleep for release
who thought an 8am release was a good idea, NEETs won't be awake til noon and normans are at work

>people just vanishing on the right
>guard collapsing in on himself
>nigger lady on the left
Realistic Historical Accuracy

SIGNATURE Tuesday release
I love weekday releases

it's from well over a year ago

it's 11pm for me

Sup my west coast bro

>being american

>11:00 releases in an hour
>12:00 releases in less than an hour
>steam keeps flashing preload complete
release never

no for god's sakes don't spam this in /v/, we want game discussion/hilarious bugs/funny stories not a bunch of fun hating shitheads

probably some kind of sword, i used to be a huge spear fanatic but not feeling it as much lately

think of it this way: within the next 24 hours you will be able to play KCD
you can't say the same for TRIGGER WARNING bannerlord never ever

Crack where

right here

*unzips*

skidrowreloaded.com/

it's because they know someone will just upload their game from GOG on tpb because it's DRM free and they want people to buy their game

>bannerlord never ever

>buying shit

How cucked can you be?

>not supporting slav developers

>it's shit/10 - IGN

me in the back bareshirt on a horse

>buying shit
>How cucked can you be?

You went full retard nigger.

>nobody buys games
>nobody makes games because they're not getting paid

It's not really that difficult of a concept to understand.

Slavs are literally the niggers of white people, why the fuck would I support drunken degenerates?

No no, betas like you buy the game and raise my son.
Chads like me just download them for free and bangs your wife.
Sorry, sweetie.

you just got tricked, white people arent real

Slavs are the last bastion of white civilization and good video games

>russia
>eastern europe
>civilization

kek

you could do this with literally any country

yes while the west is overran with muslims and bowing down to their jewish masters

Nu ti i pydor

don't wanna cause any alarms lads but there's 47 minutes left til release

The fuck is this garbage, speak English. Or German at least.

>Chads like me just download them for free

>pirating vidya
>Chad

pick one and only one m8

>22.0 GB/31.7 GB

Console folks should be playing by now
So whats the verdict??

your math is off

Yo guys, does this game happen to have any African Americans in the game? Can you not create your own character? If no, then I think we should all pass on this game in my opinion.

why did it say less than an hour to unlock an hour ago?

Thanks Ron Howard. Your next movie looks g8 m8

even if the game is shit i hope this place ends up like old /twg/ or a historical game general

nu-/twg/ is alright in non-burger times.

>open steam
>see "PLAY NOW"
>got really excited and SLAMMED play w/o reading
>warband launching window
no bunga no play king cum :(

it's not the same
i miss the constant campaign posting from various mods and time periods
even back then people would post call of warhammer campaigns but it wasn't as bad because it was a different community

WHEN IS THE GAME GONNA FUCKING UNLOCK

in 28 minutes you retard

>1403
>Bohemia
>English armor 1450
mah - anglos education

They mentioned they had to draw the line somewhere

eating toast right at this very minute lads

Can I have some lad?

whats on it cunt

>1403
What would be accurate?

just a grazing of butter

you can have a portion of the crust

Why just a portion of the crust? Can't I have a whole piece?

JUST CAME FROM /twg/, REDPILL ME, GOGOGO!

I've only two you fucking MADMAN you fucking NUT

>t-minus two hours to release edition
which is it?
0300 EST or the time Warhorse says on their website (10 more hours)??

Hello fellow /twg/ fag, there are no wifus here we need to make some.

Can't you make some more lad?

devs said on steam forums it'd release 8am GMT

cancer that killed /twg/

Fight me-me

well, I'd say it's stale gameplay that couldn't possibly sustain a general for that long that caused it

You think I'm your slave huh?
I'm making saussies at 9 and you can have ONE

>devs said on steam forums it'd release 8am GMT
now

>16 mins to release
>already yawning

me watch twitch stream right now
game look like oblivion
very much talk
long texts make head hurt
no fight
no dragon
can look at own dick
2/10

remind me, we love Varva or hate him?

but by that point ill be pretty hungry
Can't I have two?

FIFTEEN
I
F
T
E
E
N

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Love

*pulls trigger*
*buries you next to /mbg/*

No fantasoy here. Only history

this

>floating germans
>ghost horses

We iz fantasy now.