>What is Kingdom Come Deliverance? Kingdom Come Deliverance is an open world RPG set in the Bohemian countryside of the Holy Roman Empire in the very early 15th century. You play as Henry, son of a blacksmith, voiced by and modeled from an inbred looking Englishman. The game was kickstarter funded to the tune of around 5 million USD. The map is 16km sq. From the homepage: >The death of its beloved ruler, Emperor Charles IV, has plunged the kingdom into dark times >One of Charles' sons, Wenceslas, has inherited the crown. >His half-brother and King of Hungary, Sigismund the Red Fox, senses weakness in Wenceslas. >Sigismund travels to Bohemia and kidnaps his half-brother. With no king on the throne, Sigismund is now free to plunder Bohemia and seize its riches. >You end up in the service of Lord Radzig Kobyla, who is forming a resistance against the invasion.
Jankliverance was so bad they won't evejnlet anyone review it on steam lol
James Lopez
CAN I BEAT THE GAME NEVER LEAVING MY PARENTS HOUSE?!
Julian Morgan
is it good tho?
Gabriel Walker
It's like medieval ELEX. Basically a meme game that can be kind of novel at times.
Joshua Cooper
So is it fun?
James Martin
>sheep give like 20 meat per thing, so kill those
Does that not count as a crime, then? Or can you generally do whatever you want outside towns?
Alexander Scott
do I need to lockpick it? lockpicking mouse is extremely sensitive to me and I always fuck up
James Gray
who /hedgeknight/ here? have nothing but rags and a shitty seax, I've gone to the furthest end of this river outside Rattay and am exploring the forests
Nathaniel Richardson
Why are all the textures and shit close to you so fucking blurry?
Lucas Allen
Are people naked if you strip them down?
Zachary Lee
dunno, the 5 hour livestream had someone do it but never sell the meat
Lincoln Jackson
No they have undergarments
Parker Barnes
Ok thanks anyway, guess I'll give that a try first thing. Still downloading with my pleb connection.
Jayden Morgan
nice churches with tiddy murals on the wall
not sure, LOD distance is fucky I noticed everyone is black from a distance as well in Rattay
Gabriel Brown
You can kill any of the chickens, even if you're right next to people, and no one gives a fuck.
Gavin Robinson
CAN YOU FUCKING SEED MORE, DISGUSTING SLAVIC LEECHERS
Nicholas Moore
Will a 6700k/1070 be enough to run this at 1080p at 60fps if I tone the settings down to medium?
Gabriel Richardson
Guys where is Fritz, i need lockpicking tool.
Evan Bailey
>Marathon Man >You run slower, but keep it up for longer. Your sprint speed is 20% slower, but demands 20% less stamina
Andrew Johnson
I'm getting a "!Error Couldn't establish context loadlevel failed" all my drivers are up to date what do?
Anthony Rodriguez
refund
Jonathan Bennett
just load it and see what it auto sets to, thats how i play total war at 60fps for 4 army battles
Lucas Hughes
install more ram
Jaxson Harris
Doesn't that... amount to exact same sprint distance traveled, and it'll only take longer? Wtf.
Dylan Sullivan
>hating on brits >KURWA, white nigger, or white slav sounds like fun youtu.be/LYQpJHmo8nE >thinking this was high quality
Brayden Barnes
what a shit game
Isaac Wood
XBOX PATCH WHEN???
Noah Turner
>why doesnt it just give flat buffs ree the skyrim generation at work
Colton Barnes
if you max out stamina no,
Kevin Morales
This game is literally oblivion/skyrim 1.5 though?
Bentley Myers
So can you select attribute increases during level-up, or how's it all work, exactly? Skills at least all level up just by doing them, but what about the attributes and perks? Are perks unlocked automatically as you skill up or?
Jaxson Jones
you get a point for the specific attribute and you can spend it on any perk for that attribute assuming you have the required level
Anthony Reyes
this game any good?
Ayden Gray
I've found some banditos out in the forest and I'm knocking them out one by one, should I execute them?
Jeremiah Thompson
That sounds alright then. I might've preferred paid trainers a la Gothic, myself, but that probably isn't too popular among most players.
Wyatt Scott
If you play it under the impression that it is a kickstarter passion project thats bound to have some small but patchable bugs, yes. Its the most comfy game I've played in a while.
Nicholas King
Yes. Kill them all.
Jason Sanchez
No mercy.
And then you find out 20 hours later they were needed for some quest, which you have now broken with their deaths. :^)
Tyler Bell
2 hours and 1 minute long tutorial so you dont refund it bravo bravo
Parker Williams
this slippery little nigger thinks he can get away, I will hunt him like an animal with his own bow and arrows
Brandon Cooper
>205147956 It's really fun Eurojank. If you've ever played Stalker unpatched, it's like that, in the sense that it's good and enjoyable if you can tolerate bugs or even find fun in them.
Angel Gutierrez
Go into offline mode and refund before you reconnect - infinite refund period.
Jordan Smith
KC:D Complete 2012 (2009) when?
Mason Butler
bugs don't really bother me if they're minor and don't break the game
Nicholas Anderson
>Complete
Austin Bailey
>tfw czech and know the game will be shit >tfw still hope the game will be at least passable >tfw still didn't play it for myself I bet the combat is actually retarded, right?
Isaiah Baker
Just pirate it you idiot
Julian Moore
Will doggu be okay?
Ethan Fisher
melee is fucking horrendous, bow is meh
Jose Foster
no is bredy gud :DD
Lincoln Morris
I'll kill all those fucking dogs so I can burglarize in peace.
Christopher Cruz
Nah the combat is alright, it's not "slow" like people are saying, only in fist fights. You can get absolutely fucked if you mess up. I think your people did a good job, if it weren't for some bugs and hiccups I keep getting.
Christopher Gonzalez
What about the slowness in the sense that you have to wear down your enemy's stamina bar before you start draining their health? Can I quickly hulksmash enemies with some bigass two-hander, or is it always going to be slowly nibbling down their stamina and health?
Andrew Edwards
You mean stamina is like a shield from halo or what? Cause I didn't see that yet, it's pretty easy to hit people and get their health to go down to half so far. How much did you play the game?
Ayden Watson
>How much did you play the game?
I haven't, I'm just going by what I saw in the gameplay footage prior to release. I might be entirely mistaken but the impression I got was that you could only be damaged once your stamina bar has drained first - that's actually good news if I was mistaken.
Mason Hill
>that 1st fist fight 2 minutes in the game
Was actually worried that the combat in the game would total dogshit due to that one. Luckily it's just fist fighting that sucks anus.
Logan Parker
It's actually worse than i was expecting This is the definition of JANK Game is fucking comfy and hilarious but in not a fucking seriously good Don't buy it now
Hunter Ward
Aren't you meant to beat them with your fists? Guy also discernibly makes no effort with the combat system and trys to do 4 chain attacks from the same direction through spam clicking
Blake Mitchell
This is morrowind combat all over again
Thomas Wright
Once you're hit you lose max stamina, that's all I've noticed so far relating to that. I got to kill some bandits with 2-3 hits, while I would almost lose half health in a hit other times. Haven't fought plate armored people though, but there are many ways to hit more and other things like combos so maybe it isn't that bad. It's definitely not oblivion tier of health sponge.
Adam Nelson
That sounds pretty good then, thanks.
Alexander Lee
This. Except with a shit lock-on system.
Ethan Carter
But /v/ told me it took 20 swings of a sword to kill a guy
Nicholas Evans
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GARBAGE WITH SAVING, HOLY FUCK ITS SO ANNOYING, I NEED TO DO EVERYTHING AGAIN AND AGAIN
Carson Wilson
It is. It's buggy right now, but that's what you get with any open world RPG on release. Still, very fun, will be great when they fix the bugs
Benjamin Gonzalez
paha. get gud loser
Jayden Nelson
If you end up playing it, don't just spam attack in one direction or people will keep blocking you.
I don't know, I hit this bandit 2 times with a sword and he surrender. After that I got him up to fight and hit him one more time which caused him to bleed out and fall like a rock.
Funny that if it wasn't for that I would be saving every apple I picked up or every 10 steps.
Hudson Hughes
Make saviour schnapps you halfwit. And if you're a pussy too, just use cheatengine and add as many as you want so you can save scum to your heart's delight.
Nathaniel Hall
This is an incredibly big in-house QA team for a single player project THIS buggy. I bet they have a whole database full of bugs nobody wanted to address. F
Christopher Diaz
>xhe doesn't torrent from private trackers
Nicholas Cook
Can you fight off the bandits are you are bound to loose the sword?
Brayden Barnes
>copy won't make it until Friday for some retarded reason At least I can pirate in the meantime.
Jacob Diaz
is there anything in kunesh house? I beat him up but only found nails and hammer
Mason Bailey
Nothing, he was broke
Carson Cooper
Explain to me how stealing and murder work.
Elijah Kelly
everyone knows if you stole something everyone knows if you murdered someone
Jayden Mitchell
What difference does you being Czech make?
Aiden Butler
Items you steal are hot so either you sell to a fence or you wait for the heat to die down. Same thing when you commit a witnessed crime, you'd have heat on that town for a while. You can see what penalty the catchpole would impose if caught as an icon on your HUD.
Thomas Gomez
>be sneaking around bandit camp at night >walk across a slight slope >slide down at mach speed >ded
This game is shit. Looks and plays worse than both skyrim and oblvion as well as having twice as many bugs. Fucking slavs.
Grayson Sanders
I hope they patch in a better saving mechanic
Aiden Fisher
what's up with these random FPS dips?
John Ward
lmao, what a cuck
Jonathan Lopez
Don't worry, a mod will be out to fix it before then.
Austin Flores
The only thing they need to add is autosave on exit, quicksave is a crutch for skilless faggots and it's high time someone stopped catering to them.
Charles Harris
so am I how can i get money selling that shit wouldnt even allow me to buy coal
Thomas Rivera
How the fuck does lockpicking work ? the explainationa nd diagram is so shitty and doesn't help at all
Parker Martin
slav code
Jonathan Walker
I stole all that shit in the intro but it lost its "hot" rating. Was that a one time thing?
Joshua Ross
>lost archery and sword fight to that faggot hans >had to say thank you to him after this game is punishment
Logan Phillips
I was expecting to lose in the sword fight but he just stood there in top guard so I won
Oliver Adams
I forgot theres an axe outside you can sell
Ryder Wright
If you return the tools to your stepdad he gives you cash.
Grayson Moore
If I spend all my time exploring and not doing quests will I miss the whole story?
Hudson Russell
Sell everything valuable so you can buy a single pick and break it There is no unlocking
Samuel Anderson
I think the "timed" quests only move as you accept them.
Ethan James
>Actually makes you try in order to make money Interesting
Elijah Lee
casuals and nugamers get out
Thomas Roberts
Just go kill chickens indefinitely and sell them. They are worth a decent amount and literally no one gives a fuck if you kill all their chickens.