/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

La Plata

Just die, and remember to disable garbage events next time you play.

Alright.
When will someone add more flavor to HPM? Alex seems like he died or something.

Irish people are too dumb to beat the English at chess, so pick the other option.

So the correct way to go is switch to Protestant as soon as the League wars are enabled right?

No.

>Unintelligible terrified irish screaming

>converting as the Hapsburgs

your screen is too big

No? He's fine, and still posts. If you think an area lacks flavour add some yourself and send it to HPM.

>10th

Is it over yet?

Yeah, he died, ah well, he had a good run

Nah too much work.

I'll punch you in the face if you post one more picture flaunting your big ass monitor.

I'm done with EU4 and just installed CK2. Any tips? What difference in mindset do I need? Anything you want to tell me?

Then stop complaining.

You looooove it

I never complained? I'm just asking.

>1945 – World War II: The Allies began their strategic bombing of Dresden, Saxony, Germany, resulting in a lethal firestorm that killed tens of thousands of civilians.
this kills the german

>1945 – World War II: The Allies began their strategic bombing of Dresden, Saxony, Germany, resulting in a lethal firestorm that killed tens of thousands of civilians.
Americans complain about this yet they think nuking japan was okay.

I would advise you to play chess, my friend. Fight until your last breath and pray your skill is up to the task. Crying and begging for life never won anyone anything.

Hjalmar was crushed with barely a fight. What did he think he would accomplish? Regardless, the war in Pomerania is beneath my attention and is nearly resolved anyway. I have other matters to attend to.

The Danish revolt has been crushed and my treaty has run its course just in time to take advantage of Auctune's weakness. I have to act immediately and strike his holdings in Pruthenia and Pomeralia, before he can link his huscarls up with his tribal troops in Scania and Sjaelland. Divided, his lands are weak, but if they are allowed to unite this war will swiftly become far too close to a fair fight for my liking.

Sadly, as much as I have thrown my support behind Gerdr, the other chiefs support my half-brother's claim to the throne. I am loathe to risk the life of another child, but perhaps if she can show her mettle in this war, it may yet sway opinion in her favour...

>Castile controls most of the Mediterranean
>Hapsburg heir

Though I haven't gotten really any PUs this time around. I had Bohemia briefly but I lost them

yeehaw

>conquering uppland when it won't make for a continuous border
The province below isn't much worse and it would look far better, plus allow armies to move easier between them.

I'm going to steal ur next yeehaw if you're late m8

Why must you beat me so France?

It's not about the borders. Uppland is sacred earth for those of the Norse faith. If I am ever to unite the north under a single, strong faith to resist the Christian influence, I must take Uppland.

Crying about Dresden is one of the biggest telltale signs of (an otherwise well behaved) far right crackhead.

I'm bored /gsg/, gimme an idea for a CK2 run.

burn dresden until there's no holdings left

As a Norse, conquer your way to India, conquer all of India, convert as much as possible to Norse and your culture, convert to EU4, play a Norse exile in India

try to seduce and inbreed everyone you can until every children in the world is inbred and related to eachother

Do you have to squint at events?

Is that even achievable?

with enough effort, time, and dedication? probably not, but its fun to try. you would need a fuckton of children to marry off to everyone you can, and then you have to marry children to children so their children become inbred, rinse and repeat

As a Jew, restore Israel, form a Jew Empire consisting of at least the Kingdoms of Syria, Iraq, Israel, Egypt, and the Duchy of Cyprus. After that either from seducing or invasion KIKE as much of mainland Europe as possible
Make the world a jew as possible

lmao

Download Umbra Spherae and become a jewish Finnish emperor of China

Dammit, Macon

This I like. How bout I make it even worse, and make them Nigger Jews?

Fair enough.
But do make sure to conquer the province below when you get the chance.
Also remember to raid the Danish capital every few years
Did you toggle de jure requirement on or off? It could help you with denmark

How many civilians died again?

Play that China mod and gas the Han as Tibet

none, i think, only germans

No I just have a midget sitting in front of my screen reading them for me

>germans didn't have civilians
By that logic all the germans thrown into camps deserved it.

>Filip Drascovic
White man

*hugs u*

So many good Germans and Italians died.

NO MORE COUNCIL POWER!
NO MORE FUCKERS
ALL BURN!
thank christ for my wife, she saved my ass with her army

Swear I am going to execute all these treasonous cunts

oh, i thought you meant actual british civilians

>that resolution
wew

>3840x2160
the fug

>Irish isle of mann

Ottos hammering their way into Europe and can't do anything about it since Byzantium rivaled me. I might actually be fucked here.

25k, though the goose steppers love to claim it was half a million people.

What the fuck even is this war?

Conquest of a province that isn't and has never been owned by the target country?

>blobbing as Wallachia
I hope the T*rkoids rape you

good games not here
why the fuck are you playing?

6 million only anti-germites deny this.

Are you actually Macon tho?
t. Michigan

wats a willy waggler

Why the fuck do you have a monitor like that, you stupid freak?

Fuck you robbie you piece of shit
Holy fuck get out.
Lefties aren't welcome here.

>the goose steppers
thanks i needed a name for my fantasy soccer team

What's that country supposed to be?

Reminder that Huey Long did nothing wrong

It's not blobbing mate, I'm just resurrecting the Vlacho-Bulgarian Empire

y don't u hug me back? :(

Reminder that Huey Long did nothing

STEPPE WOLF
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Reminder that Huey Long was an autistic retard.

bulgarian "empire"

its so I can see the plots and treason before they occur

*hugs u from behind*

No hugs until I get an appropriate geographical location to call you by

That looks more like the midwest.

let me unsheathe your katana

WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD STOP BEING IRISH YA LIL SHIT

It's funny how the Asen brothers chimped out and restored Bulgaria because the Byzantine emperor refused to give them control over some village in the middle of nowhere.

I'm
>white

But >white is not a location like Macon or Michigan

>ask Basileus for village
>'lol fuck off kid, I got imperial business to do'
>almost take all of his Balkan possessions
Fucking basileus, just give village next time

HUG ME PLEASE

>capital in the middle of nowhere
why not dublin

*eradicates you for being a homosexual*

It's Ireland, it's all nowhere.

>the average /gsg/ poster

I cannot hug without a name

not sure if i'm autistic or if victoria 2 is completely unable to handle toggleable events

i'm essentially trying to make it so that it does this, in rough psuedocode
option={
if has_country_modifier=x
remove_modifier=x
else
add_country_modifier=x
}