/bbg/ - Bloodborne General

Chadfederates Edition

Crushed like vermin: >New players read this then finish the game without spoilers:
i.imgur.com/1OynzXF.png

>NEWS:
-Dec 7/2017: Shadows Die Twice teaser - youtube.com/watch?v=OAYhXKC0LJ8
-Dec 26-29: Unused bosses & test areas are now safe chalices that anyone can use - i.imgur.com/3nibNFD.png
-Jan 11/2018: Dark Souls 1 Remaster announced for PC, XBONE, PS4 and Switch, releasing May 25

>Helpful links:
-/bbg/ Resource Guide: docs.google.com/document/d/1TlAjZSvmE979gbayTvpioT72n5A7_bUjMNCLuOatJTQ
-Wiki: bloodborne-wiki.com/
-Build planner: mugenmonkey.com/bloodborne
-AR calculations: pastebin.com/zGphv4fF

>Chalices:
-How to unlock FRCs for spelunks, fight clubs & gem farming: i.imgur.com/0AwN4Lo.jpg
-Gem farming chalices: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1q9enxffA3dyKGu6IVg-P4IVgmKSUYSP9UOOiThHmPIU
-Lost/uncanny weapons, runes, and gems: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1syKnSKflHbFiGY4pXkfIeXoMa2Lp9X1aXyme2qaTen4
-How to summon/invade in a chalice: pastebin.com/mjRU01XK
-Edited chalices: i.imgur.com/3nibNFD.png (Unused bosses, test areas, early runes/weapons)

>PVE - Spelunking (Every Friday 6pmET/11pmUTC plus anytime someone wants to host):
-Spelunks happen, join em, host em
-Set the chalice to Open and region to Worldwide
-Leave bell-ringing women alone for invaders

>PVP - Fight club (Every Saturday 6pmET/11pmUTC plus impromptus whenever):
-Rules: i.imgur.com/ihd176b.jpg
-Pthumeru: 7hjhf43b
-Loran: jjpkdcgd
-Isz: 9v8qndas
-2v2 arena: i.imgur.com/71WOC0I.png

>FAQ:
Q: Where do I get/put the best gems? A: bloodborne-wiki.com/2015/10/best-blood-gems-setups.html
Q: How do I setup arcane builds? A: i.imgur.com/73dnuUm.jpg
Q: How to access the DLC? A: i.imgur.com/XaRuxgF.png
Q: Did I miss a quest? A: i.imgur.com/Uzg8XI6.png
Q: Is this game active for coop and pvp? A: Yes

S L U R P

D R E G S

CRUSH VERMIN

ITS BULLYIN TIME

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Filterer The Brainlet? I thought not. It’s not a story /dsg/ would tell you. It’s a shitpost legend. Filterer The Brainlet was a Dark Lord of the 4chanX, so powerful and so wise he could use the filter to influence /bbg/ to create content… He had such a knowledge of shitposting that he could even keep the threads he cared about from dying. Shitposting is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught the thread everything he knew, then his thread filtered him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from filtering, but not himself.

LOVE HUSBANDOS

A-anyone wanna fight NG+ Shadows with me? Pass is bbgbbg at the first woods lamp.

THANK YOU FELLOW THOT POLICE JORDAN AND SKINNER

I'll be at the next lamp

Ringing.

Have they incremented the difficulty? I get constantly instakilled in the Forbiden Woods

P U R G E

Funky Top Hat? More like Fucky Top Hat

Of course the thread rolls around right when I look away
PURGE FILTH

Well, now he's Shiva the Deceased.

We're waiting for you, Skinner.

Unending zips await those who bully muh missus.

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE ZIPS ENDED DIDNT THEY?

Thanks for joining the spelunk Jordan for layer 1 and Sucy.

That's for Miyazaki to decide.

Thank you, my Guiding Alba

Anyone can help me with the Shadows of Yharnam?
I'm just outisde the boss, pass: "bludborn"

KILL WHORES

Thanks for the host! I got an ok nourishing triangle from amy too, which was nice.

Thanks for hosting, Mike. Was fun.

SKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR

kek just fought them myself, coming boss, make sure to stand on the steps

Okay, thanks!
I'm on the steps.

Thank you bois!
Wtf happened there lol? How come you summoned another player?

GODDAMN MOTHER SHITTING BITCH FUCKER

You can summon up to two people at once, my man, and glad to help!

Oh nice to know, I thought you summoned him.
Can I summon 2 dudes + 1 NPC or just 1 dude + 1 NPC?

Some NPCs can be summon along two players.

Damn, OoK just got raped hard

Thank you Jordan and Skinner for coming with me on this wild ride. You guys saved me a ton of time, and I had a lot of fun playing with you!

Rom instakills me like the fucking bitch I am, anyone can help me pls?
I'm just outside the balcony
pass: "bludborn"

You gonna do Laurence?

Are you sure you're not forgetting anyone?

I just happen to be there myself, funny how that synchs up

>on NG+5
>wonders why the game is so hard

You aren't, by any chance, new are you?

Make sure you're inside the doors, user, if your little bell icon under your health has an X in it, you won't pick anyone one up!

I'm on NG, not NG+5 lol
I don't know what to do, when she turns upside down I get killed instantly, how can I evade that?

Actually yes. I'll be ringing.

Oh yes, and thank you to Funky Top Hat for jobbing like the Red Army in Afghanistan.

walk away

Ringing too

Switched characters

Wtf guys this game is a walk with you.
Thank you for helping me kill this fucking spider

Lamp or fog?

Actually I thing he meant Laurence but hey, I'll take it. Thank you for dying off screen after I set up the perfect ambush, what a waste of almonds.

Fog.

Shit, running up there now

Ringing.

This is like my 14th playthrough or something. I'm glad you're trying bosses by yourself first, you should always try that, feels good. Tip: if it looks like a wolf or a person, use fire, if it looks like it crawled out from under a rock in Chernobyl, use bolt. Next boss is easy as its weak to everything, but here's another tip that might throw off people who didn't play Demon's Souls check out the balcony above you.

Thank you friendos!

Np
Had fun.
...even when I died like a scrub lol

And with Laurence's death, now I can say my job here is done, Stefan. Was fun slaughtering everything in the DLC with you and SKINNEEEEER.

DELET

lol
Thanks for the info man

Same!

Anyone can help me through Yahar'gul? I'm at the Chapel Lantern
pass: "bbgpls"

is this your first playthrough?

Lemme blast through yaharhar if you didn't get someone already

Thank you guys!!
Goddam that was easy

Nope
Done lol, these guys are fast

I am once again alive, hosting the chunk spelunk I tried to do yesterday If anyone wants to join; I'll reply to this post when I get two people

>hosting spelunks when it's almost dinner time
There's a special kind of hell for people like you.

>tfw on train home for another 45 mins
h-h-h-have fun

I am ready.

got two

What do the blue lantern ringing Pthu's actually do?

wake up the hobo pthus

Didn't know the saif was a vileblood weapon, dirty nigger.

My cuck weapons were ungemmed my man, fixing it now

the fuck u lookin at binch

keep scrollin

This looks like it's somewhere in Hemwick, but what is it?

Walk to the left when she rolls on her back, don't sidestep, but unlock and walk left.

LAYER ONE REPORT
>jordman has a sore throat and doesn't roar
>nothing notable really, witches and pthus and madmen
>two stolen runes
>vileblood cuck invades and pocket saifs jordman before being crushed by my wheel
>more witches
>even more witches
>bsb boss drops me a perfect gem for my rifle
Onto Layer Two!

Oh, you wanted me to roar: I thought there was something wrong with my equipment.

How many notes can you make before the first ones you jot down start disappearing? And are they only avaliable when you are online?

LAYER TWO REPORT
>so many witches
>loads of coldblood flowers
>lots of beast patients
>another stolen rune
>the vileblood's wife's boyfriend, tyrone, slain
this chalice is shit
Onto Layer Three!

did we both get hit by the arrow there? I didn't see anything

I swinged at you a couple times and then we both skipped and instantly dropped dead. Didn't see the arrow but heard the plate activate

It's a body in Hemwick with madman's knowledge on it, just angled it the camera to see the face, he looks funny

im trying to invade you fucklords but im onnly getting the reddit fc

Don't srrc

i don't like mad ones

can rest easy now

Hey

Hey who wants to P U R G E

Pass is muscle, bring your good shit

FUCKING REDDIT CLOSE YOUR GAY ASS FC DUNGEON FOR FUCK'S SAKE I WANT TO INVADE THE ILLUMINATI SPELUNK NOT YOUR LITTLE PIJAMA PARTY FAG FEST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Forgot the where big boi

I thought I made it clear with the image and PURGE, but come to Cainhurst

Ringing. Not that guy, btw.

Guys, there's someone outside my door, what do?

LAYER THREE REPORT
>more bloodly wolves and witches
>one noms me but gets crushed
>laggy vileblood sneak attack
>some coffee invades and lures us into a witch room, kills both deputies and I commit honobaru sudouko by mad one I didn't fuck up three rolls in a row I swear to not give them the satisfaction
>lots of bastards on corpses
>fours hellhounds, a silverbeast, and roaming keeper in one clusterfuck
>boss was old man HMPH, bullied quite easily
Thanks for assisting lads, thanks for invading cucks!

Was that one of you who invaded me last night in the nigtmare frontier? Sorry, I was kind of opening the door. I didn't notice your failed attempt to stab me in the back.

i aint no semen slurper
just wanted to get back at you for hosting when im not at home
all clear now right? feeling better than yesterday?

thanks for the sporting hunt, your dregs will surely satisfy my Queen in a way I never could

Wtf, where's that?

>This rune resonates with servants of the Queen, carrier of the Child of Blood, who yearn for their Queen's blood with little hope of requitement.
>For them, they find solace in "Blood Rapture", that serves as a surrogate for their desires.
I hope you're proud of yourself

Research hall, my man.

Thanks for hosting, Chynn. Layer 3 was amazing, actually: especially the part with not two, but four Keeper's doggo, a pair even guided by a Silverbeast.

Now I don't wanna play the DLC