Crushed like vermin: >New players read this then finish the game without spoilers: i.imgur.com/1OynzXF.png
>NEWS: -Dec 7/2017: Shadows Die Twice teaser - youtube.com/watch?v=OAYhXKC0LJ8 -Dec 26-29: Unused bosses & test areas are now safe chalices that anyone can use - i.imgur.com/3nibNFD.png -Jan 11/2018: Dark Souls 1 Remaster announced for PC, XBONE, PS4 and Switch, releasing May 25
>PVE - Spelunking (Every Friday 6pmET/11pmUTC plus anytime someone wants to host): -Spelunks happen, join em, host em -Set the chalice to Open and region to Worldwide -Leave bell-ringing women alone for invaders
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Filterer The Brainlet? I thought not. It’s not a story /dsg/ would tell you. It’s a shitpost legend. Filterer The Brainlet was a Dark Lord of the 4chanX, so powerful and so wise he could use the filter to influence /bbg/ to create content… He had such a knowledge of shitposting that he could even keep the threads he cared about from dying. Shitposting is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught the thread everything he knew, then his thread filtered him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from filtering, but not himself.
Ryder Nguyen
LOVE HUSBANDOS
Zachary Russell
A-anyone wanna fight NG+ Shadows with me? Pass is bbgbbg at the first woods lamp.
Christian Jackson
THANK YOU FELLOW THOT POLICE JORDAN AND SKINNER
I'll be at the next lamp
Juan Clark
Ringing.
Jaxon Fisher
Have they incremented the difficulty? I get constantly instakilled in the Forbiden Woods
Jaxon Evans
P U R G E
Nathan Ramirez
Funky Top Hat? More like Fucky Top Hat
Jordan Cruz
Of course the thread rolls around right when I look away PURGE FILTH
Nathaniel Jenkins
Well, now he's Shiva the Deceased.
Asher Cooper
We're waiting for you, Skinner.
Landon White
Unending zips await those who bully muh missus.
Julian Robinson
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE ZIPS ENDED DIDNT THEY?
Benjamin Hughes
Thanks for joining the spelunk Jordan for layer 1 and Sucy.
Evan Harris
That's for Miyazaki to decide.
Josiah Carter
Thank you, my Guiding Alba
Jose Garcia
Anyone can help me with the Shadows of Yharnam? I'm just outisde the boss, pass: "bludborn"
Brayden Wilson
KILL WHORES
Jose Wilson
Thanks for the host! I got an ok nourishing triangle from amy too, which was nice.
Ryder Mitchell
Thanks for hosting, Mike. Was fun.
Wyatt Hughes
SKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
Oliver Kelly
kek just fought them myself, coming boss, make sure to stand on the steps
Isaiah Rivera
Okay, thanks! I'm on the steps.
Zachary Lopez
Thank you bois! Wtf happened there lol? How come you summoned another player?
Landon Thompson
GODDAMN MOTHER SHITTING BITCH FUCKER
Angel Young
You can summon up to two people at once, my man, and glad to help!
Bentley Turner
Oh nice to know, I thought you summoned him. Can I summon 2 dudes + 1 NPC or just 1 dude + 1 NPC?
Zachary Long
Some NPCs can be summon along two players.
Andrew Garcia
Damn, OoK just got raped hard
Anthony Foster
Thank you Jordan and Skinner for coming with me on this wild ride. You guys saved me a ton of time, and I had a lot of fun playing with you!
Tyler Smith
Rom instakills me like the fucking bitch I am, anyone can help me pls? I'm just outside the balcony pass: "bludborn"
Justin Young
You gonna do Laurence?
Zachary Robinson
Are you sure you're not forgetting anyone?
Logan Foster
I just happen to be there myself, funny how that synchs up
Luis Wilson
>on NG+5 >wonders why the game is so hard
You aren't, by any chance, new are you?
Dominic Morris
Make sure you're inside the doors, user, if your little bell icon under your health has an X in it, you won't pick anyone one up!
Joshua Watson
I'm on NG, not NG+5 lol I don't know what to do, when she turns upside down I get killed instantly, how can I evade that?
Charles Parker
Actually yes. I'll be ringing.
Oh yes, and thank you to Funky Top Hat for jobbing like the Red Army in Afghanistan.
Dominic Nelson
walk away
Jaxon Murphy
Ringing too
Switched characters
Gavin Collins
Wtf guys this game is a walk with you. Thank you for helping me kill this fucking spider
Lucas Hill
Lamp or fog?
John Allen
Actually I thing he meant Laurence but hey, I'll take it. Thank you for dying off screen after I set up the perfect ambush, what a waste of almonds.
Xavier Morales
Fog.
Christopher Moore
Shit, running up there now
James Jones
Ringing.
Christopher Lee
This is like my 14th playthrough or something. I'm glad you're trying bosses by yourself first, you should always try that, feels good. Tip: if it looks like a wolf or a person, use fire, if it looks like it crawled out from under a rock in Chernobyl, use bolt. Next boss is easy as its weak to everything, but here's another tip that might throw off people who didn't play Demon's Souls check out the balcony above you.
Leo Price
Thank you friendos!
Brody Gray
Np Had fun. ...even when I died like a scrub lol
Cooper Cruz
And with Laurence's death, now I can say my job here is done, Stefan. Was fun slaughtering everything in the DLC with you and SKINNEEEEER.
Jonathan Morales
DELET
Anthony Lopez
lol Thanks for the info man
Andrew Hill
Same!
Ryder Campbell
Anyone can help me through Yahar'gul? I'm at the Chapel Lantern pass: "bbgpls"
Luis Ross
is this your first playthrough?
Owen Myers
Lemme blast through yaharhar if you didn't get someone already
Joshua Scott
Thank you guys!! Goddam that was easy
Christian Sanchez
Nope Done lol, these guys are fast
Lincoln Perry
I am once again alive, hosting the chunk spelunk I tried to do yesterday If anyone wants to join; I'll reply to this post when I get two people
Henry Butler
>hosting spelunks when it's almost dinner time There's a special kind of hell for people like you.
Cameron Adams
>tfw on train home for another 45 mins h-h-h-have fun
Cameron Perry
I am ready.
Brayden Thomas
got two
Hudson Lewis
What do the blue lantern ringing Pthu's actually do?
Lucas Gomez
wake up the hobo pthus
Justin Barnes
Didn't know the saif was a vileblood weapon, dirty nigger.
Jonathan Cook
My cuck weapons were ungemmed my man, fixing it now
Owen Howard
the fuck u lookin at binch
keep scrollin
Matthew Jackson
This looks like it's somewhere in Hemwick, but what is it?
Alexander Watson
Walk to the left when she rolls on her back, don't sidestep, but unlock and walk left.
Ryan Robinson
LAYER ONE REPORT >jordman has a sore throat and doesn't roar >nothing notable really, witches and pthus and madmen >two stolen runes >vileblood cuck invades and pocket saifs jordman before being crushed by my wheel >more witches >even more witches >bsb boss drops me a perfect gem for my rifle Onto Layer Two!
Charles Thompson
Oh, you wanted me to roar: I thought there was something wrong with my equipment.
Owen Green
How many notes can you make before the first ones you jot down start disappearing? And are they only avaliable when you are online?
Mason Perry
LAYER TWO REPORT >so many witches >loads of coldblood flowers >lots of beast patients >another stolen rune >the vileblood's wife's boyfriend, tyrone, slain this chalice is shit Onto Layer Three!
Luis Hill
did we both get hit by the arrow there? I didn't see anything
Samuel Ward
I swinged at you a couple times and then we both skipped and instantly dropped dead. Didn't see the arrow but heard the plate activate
Jacob Adams
It's a body in Hemwick with madman's knowledge on it, just angled it the camera to see the face, he looks funny
Joshua Collins
im trying to invade you fucklords but im onnly getting the reddit fc
Carson Johnson
Don't srrc
Nathan Fisher
i don't like mad ones
Aaron Hill
can rest easy now
Brayden Powell
Hey
Hey who wants to P U R G E
Pass is muscle, bring your good shit
Parker Myers
FUCKING REDDIT CLOSE YOUR GAY ASS FC DUNGEON FOR FUCK'S SAKE I WANT TO INVADE THE ILLUMINATI SPELUNK NOT YOUR LITTLE PIJAMA PARTY FAG FEST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Grayson Taylor
Forgot the where big boi
Jaxson Thompson
I thought I made it clear with the image and PURGE, but come to Cainhurst
Liam Clark
Ringing. Not that guy, btw.
James Hill
Guys, there's someone outside my door, what do?
Jonathan Bennett
LAYER THREE REPORT >more bloodly wolves and witches >one noms me but gets crushed >laggy vileblood sneak attack >some coffee invades and lures us into a witch room, kills both deputies and I commit honobaru sudouko by mad one I didn't fuck up three rolls in a row I swear to not give them the satisfaction >lots of bastards on corpses >fours hellhounds, a silverbeast, and roaming keeper in one clusterfuck >boss was old man HMPH, bullied quite easily Thanks for assisting lads, thanks for invading cucks!
Eli Price
Was that one of you who invaded me last night in the nigtmare frontier? Sorry, I was kind of opening the door. I didn't notice your failed attempt to stab me in the back.
Blake Allen
i aint no semen slurper just wanted to get back at you for hosting when im not at home all clear now right? feeling better than yesterday?
Nolan Martin
thanks for the sporting hunt, your dregs will surely satisfy my Queen in a way I never could
Isaac Edwards
Wtf, where's that?
Sebastian Gonzalez
>This rune resonates with servants of the Queen, carrier of the Child of Blood, who yearn for their Queen's blood with little hope of requitement. >For them, they find solace in "Blood Rapture", that serves as a surrogate for their desires. I hope you're proud of yourself
Landon Taylor
Research hall, my man.
Nolan Sanchez
Thanks for hosting, Chynn. Layer 3 was amazing, actually: especially the part with not two, but four Keeper's doggo, a pair even guided by a Silverbeast.