/poeg/ Path of Exile general

34 hours till announcement edition

>Useful links
pastebin.com/gX6zcdpP (embed)
>3.1.2 Patch notes
pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2075367
>Path of Nerfs Manifesto
pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2035872
>Abyss League
pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2032331
>Abyss League Challenges and Rewards
pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2035580
>3.1: War for the Atlas
pathofexile.com/war
>Wiki
pathofexile.gamepedia.com/Path_of_Exile_Wiki
>Lore compilation
drive.google.com/file/d/1tFU0LgYXU-ViNxMr2aQBwZAJYKfasc3r/view
>Guild
Post your username in the thread for invite
>When does the league end?
Feb 26

old map

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youtube.com/watch?v=8Lf7twsxrjM
youtube.com/watch?v=5_4BeKZXths
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1st for what game is everyone going to play after the next league disappoints and GGG begins the process of appearing to try to save the game while preparing behind the scenes for a shutdown

imagine spending valentine's day shitposting a dead general on the video games generals board of Veeky Forums.org

>players cannot play with log out macro
Wtf is this meme log out macros are allowed and you need to be skilled to use them.

Who can get enthusiastic about playing a video game with a grammatical mistake in its title?

Path of Exile. Not Path of the Exile. How could a mistake in the game's TITLE get past the development staff and the QC team? How could nobody in PR raise a red flag on this? It is unfathomable in 2018 that a game could have this big of a mistake ship to live.

I know what you're thinking. "But user, it's talking about a path of exile, where 'exile' is being used as a state of being, along the lines of something like Path of Redemption." But that's wrong. A backwards rationalization of an egregious mistake, if you will. Why else would the game center on the player character, who is known as THE Exile? Why would we be talking about some abstract state of being in the game title, when we could be talking about the main character, like how they mention the wandering hero Zelda in all of the Zelda game titles?

I've lost faith in GGG at this point. I can't tell my friends in earnest that I'm excited about some Diablo 3 knockoff with a grammatical mistake in its title. I just can't do it anymore.

I'm literally pooping while i type this

>Posters asks 2 additional stupid questions
>Posters asks

>"205237698"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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phone fags get out

I already got out of the bathroom. :^)

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based

youtube.com/watch?v=Y4FF0Xmf1PE

I don't enjoy video games anymore

I don't enjoy being alive anymore

iktf brother

starforge or disfavour for cyclone

oni-goroshi

who can relate?! WOO! xD

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what if next league will be about pokemons and poe ends up on switch?
ggg & nintendo cooperation

>I wanted to give a cryptic hint about the upcoming league, but couldn't really find a way to capture it in one sentence. Maybe I need a better net.

>Capture
>Net

So like we're going to capture monsters?

bex said on reddit that next league won't be colour themed
pokemons have all kinds of colours
everything makes sense now

which girl streamer should I give all my currency to on valentine's day

CooterZ

>girl

Is Stacey still around?

Women are Women

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ggg missed a big opportunity by introducing cape mtx but no red hoodie so you can cosplay as red riding hood witch

that sounds so fucking stupid. GGG already hates lab enough they arent going to integrate it into the league and force people to do it

The last net will be a random drop from uber izaro chests. Screenshot this post.

T-thanks Chris for your...g-gift.

considering this won't be another monster pinata league like breach, garbinger or abyss, this new league can only be a disappointment

You will think differently when you sustain high tier maps and also make a profit by selling surplus souls

will I be able to trade souls to see inside zana's panties

>implying she wears any at all

>some valiant redditor wrote three walls of text to help people prevent getting scammed

imagine being a redditor who doesn't naturally pay attention and truly needs someone to hold their hand with the game

just play "cucklogoutcore" where people will actually give you currency back if you make mistake instead of scamming you

imagine trusting strangers

wow, its even longer than the bisco vs goldwyrm math try yesterday

i funpost in a lot more than this dead shit

Very useful info for a semi new player like me. Good post!

More golemons for me.

depression will do that to you, you try to fill the void with something, anything

there's no peace in it

Jesus Kitava, do they read all that text?

>be me
>be the first man ever to post "dead thread"
>nuke every thread into irrelevance
>tfw people are discussing dead game instead of something else all because of you
>keep on nuking threads all over Veeky Forums just because you can
>get several posts deleted by reporting them, adding further fuel to the chaos
>all the while laughing like manga protagonist

are you depressed

no Im total cool guy I just tab in every 10 min not like I spend my day filling some void by shitposting in the general of a game I dont even play

you're in denial
depression will do that to you

but let me assure you,
there's no peace in it

im depressed poe is a shit game and theres no mmos to play

I started playing ssf because I couldn't deal interacting with other people anymore

go over to wow private server general and start your adventure right now

wpsg is even more mentally ill than poeg

playing actiblizz games in 2k18 L O L

I started playing ssf because if you're playing a trade league you're either playing windripper or you're wasting your time

>be me

>nothing

>wrong

>with

>that

What are you listening to while playing PoE?

youtube.com/watch?v=Tg-Q-Acv4qs

Komm Susser Tod

You what mate
a) Komm süsser Tod (come, sweet death) is the title of one of the best Austrian movies there is
b) checkout this reenactment of that song by some dude from my hometown, also Austrian youtu.be/LPN_PBMqF38?t=1m55s

stay superb poeg

>Increased damage while dead

Literally what

youtube.com/watch?v=8Lf7twsxrjM

youtube.com/watch?v=5_4BeKZXths

What do you think it is like inside Kitava?

people who have never fapped to the witch, ranger, or scion at least once should be barred from posting itt

but the ranger has only made 2 porns and the others have made none

Nerf Juggernaut!

she made a lot more than two

hell she made more than two before she even went pro

whats the name of the ranger lookalike porn star

Chloe Camilla

i cant fap to this

>no ü on keyboard

sübhümän detected

Me neither. I checked her vids and she's an obnoxious screamer.

>protesting against the patriarchy by getting filmed getting fucked by a dildo machine

truely inspirational to women all around the globe

The thaumaturgical drill broke Ranger's mind and vowed to bring down the patriarchy of Malachi.

Real Malachaism has never been tried

So, what ascendancies will GGG buff?

sexual liberation is one of the core aspects of third wave feminism

ie getting filmed getting fucked by a dildo machine without feeling shame or frowned upon

buff

Hierophant
Occultist
Assassin
Elementalist
Deadeye

nerf

Necromancer
Slayer
Inquisitor
Raider

gladiator nodes that nobody uses
deadeye additional projectile part, especially with new shaper/elder quivers
elementalist reflect node
assassin/saboteur/ascendant/hierophant/chieftain needs bigger changes

My dad works at GGG and I found this in his briefcase

fourth wave feminism can only go one step further, brave feminists not feeling any shame getting filmed getting fucked by a dildo machine while killing an oppressive white male, maybe together with Jamal who you live together as a good submissive, socially inferior wife, going full circle back again to what first wave feminism protested against

>Inquisitor

wait why

to get people to use elementalists and the shadow crit one again

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looks good
now . it works with every boss of the game?

Does chaining spark reset it's duration?

there'll probably be some awful boss in the next expansion with more phases than you get map portals

reddit meme coming through

>no fun allowed
even with current ones i'm wondering i keep playing

>Hardcore
>Necromancer on top

And they dare to call softcore shitcore? Delusional hardcucks.

Hardcore is a joke honestly even with the league is dead people constantly begging for others to kill bosses for them. Even a retard who zerg rushes a boss is better.

>biscos
>when you can craft a quant amulet for less than 3 exalts

>shitcrow starts hardcore and cant kill bosses alone
>lol guys look all hardcore players are shit

true genius at work

you are the guy that got baited into starting hardcore recently, arent you? how is it going?

>Hardcore
>Play fucking necromancer of all things
>Still don't do endgame content, because it's dangerous
>Use HoGM map only as a prophecy trade
>Laugh at shitcrows who do it but die 2-5 times.

Imagine being a hardcuck...

imagine making shit up to laugh at it

sure shitcrows don't begg others to carry them through bosses

>but shitcrows do it too
The state of HC.