/owg/ - Overwatch General:MAKE A FUCKING THREAD EDITION

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I need all your moira pics pls.

See shipping the two of them is gross.

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12st for reaper is a pedophile

200 inches btw

Moira is cute!

Cute!

Moira is FLAT!

>I don't remember the last time a healer turned around to help me fight off Tracer and Genji.
>I don't remember the last time a tank grabbed their balls and moved up to the payload before I did.
>I don't remember a time when the other DPS was in a good position and getting picks.
>I don't remember a time when I wasn't the sole focus of the entire enemy team when they realize I'm carrying.
>I don't remember a time when five of my team could kill a lone Lucio.
>I don't remember a time when any listened to my callouts.
>I don't remember a time Mercy didn't get away with 1 HP because everyone is too busy shooting the tank she's healing.
Just lost a game with a Torb main, too. I fucking hate gold, man. It's a fucking coin flip for which team is more shit.

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d.let this

Moira is for potato only

Good night, friends

I need to breed her.

Too bad she's my mommy already so you're out of luck

Allow me...

Cute and pure!

Disgusting, overrated and annoying

o-ok mummy

Leaked image of hero 27, screencap this

Moira > Mercy

Wrong

I still wanna see his dick.

Shit taste

Mercy's boobs jiggle just a bit when she fires hwr gun on the gui, a bit stiff, as in her boobs are really helde down

Try and do your best today /owg/! Have a great day and keep you chin up!

>2450 SR 60% win rate
>thought I was going to hit plat
>ha nope kaplan said fuck you
>here's your leavers and throwers

I'm sorry to hear that, borders are troublesome. You'll get there though. I know you can do it!

Yeah, nah. Stuck in 2200 now. Just had three different Torb mains in a row and every single game has been a team rage fest.

I'm saying this and I'm already an angry guy. These teams have been putting me to shame.

I wanna date... Tracer!

She doesn't want to date you.

Me too, user... me too!

>every single game has been a team rage fest.
Story time?

This games competitive scene below like diamond/masters is a literal waste of time and worse in almost every way.

I just play QP only and have done so since S3.

It wasn't even comprehensible. Just angry rambling and screaming. Just imagine that for whatever length a game is.

I come from the future. The reason Dallas has 5 DPS is because Seagull and Taimou will no longer primarily play DPS, to prepare for the tank meta Seagull has been practicing a lot more Zarya and Taimou has been practicing Roadhog. For most games Dallas will be running a triple tank lineup, with cocco/xqc on the Reinhardt, Mickie on the D.va, and Seagull on the Zarya. The single DPS they run depends on the map and meta, with aKm being the preferred soldier/mccree, Effect being the preferred Tracer, and Rascal being the preferred Genji. If they decide to run quad tank they'll have Taimou on as the roadhog. Having two off-tanks that can flex onto DPS affords Dallas a lot of flexibility that a lot of teams don't have.

>Blizzard World will not be in competitive map pool until season 8
Great job, Blizzard, can't wait to try January content update in a fucking March (I never play QP)

I wonder if Geguri playing in OWL will inspire more girls to git gud

>Blizzard World will not be in competitive map pool until season 8
Good, fuck that map

I love my wife Sombra!

No, they'll start bitching that Geguri is an unrealistic role model and they'll want to get normal girls that can't play into a team and into OWL a la Siren.

not a chance.

At least you had some entertainment. Sorry about the drop. I hope things come out better for you.

Thanks. I'll just wait until next season to hit plat. I'm not dealing with this nightmare.

I love my wife Amelie.

What streamers do you guys like?

No one in OW.

Your wife is a dead body

Twitch is cancer.

best type of wife tbqh

Unless your name is Gerard Lacroix you're a lying sack of shit.

I've been watching a lot of Emong lately because he plays a really good Dva and she's not getting nerfed anytime soon so it's good to pick up good habits, too bad he's such a faggot yelling BIG SLAM every 5 seconds

I don’t wanna go to work. I’d rather post Mei but I do what I must.

So here’s one last pic from me and have a nice Valentine’s Day

Have you ordered your Kariv pack already?

cutie!

LoadingReadyRun

Literally everyone else is tedious to watch.

Reynad is doing some interesting shit in IRL lately tho.

Where's the buttplug joystick?

Dem thighs

Hope you die in a work-related incident, stupid meifag

>YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE

kys
have a good day at work

Ask out the fattest girl you see today. You'll be one step closer to your dreams, you sick bastard.

>he didn't post the image
dumb tripfag

>Be Soldier.
>Have ult.
>Ana ults me.
>Don't ult.

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>it has been 9 months since bastion got a new legendary

*bweep bwoops in agony*

No, the real bullying is killing the moira 100 as the characters you mentioned

Are you retarded or just pretending?

Good Morning /owg/~

he just got a winter event one. im more concerned over doomfist and moira. both have gone through multiple events now without anything

Oh yeah, I forgot about that dogshit skin.

It was overshadowed by Ana

>she will never nano you just seconds before you are about to come so you can continue for another 5 hours
fml desu

>Be Soldier.
>1v1 with Moria.
>Land a direct rocket and consistently hit her.
>She kills me.

Winston and Tracer too.

Just don't fight her :)

Will Shanghai stop being shit now?

You would think a DPS would be able to damage a "healer" before she kills him but noooooo. That would mean OW devs know what they're doing.

>geguri
No
Try aiming at the head and rocket after since she keeps healing all the time

I don't get it, why do I absolutely dominate quickplay, but do average or poorly in competitive?

>im more concerned over doomfist and moira
I'm willing to bet they'll be getting skins for the Uprising event.

Are there even any girls that anywhere near as good as her? Barcode maybe?

STOP POSTING THIS AHHHHHHH ERECTIONS

Literal perfection

She's completely balanced character, you just need to buy more lootboxes :)

Started watching PvP recently, he's a pretty decent flex player, which shocked me cause I was thought he was a Junkrat one trick
Also Gale, if he ever streams at a fucking normal time

she looks like frosty the fucking snowman

Good morning, Dr Ziegler. Wie geht es dir?

>'Lol it's just qp' group mentality
vs.
>'I will hate fuck your mom's holes dry with a paper towel roll if you don't get on the point' group mentality.

>not wanting to fuck Frosty

McCree. McCree's your answer. As long as you don't panic when she starts giving you the succ.