/wowg/ - World of Warcraft General

I'd milk her udders if you know what I mean.

She'd be milking something of mine too.

>Pirate in bono glasses still trying to be relevant

Its because wow screenshots have your character name and realm coded in them

what?

>What is Pr Sc

Human children will belong to the night elves

It's funny how worgen males fit the game perfectly but worgen females look like they come from a chinese mmorpg with microtransactions. wait it fits this game pretty well too then.

>hide character name because you're not a namefag like the people that post ITT
>use print screen instead of uploading from the WoW screenshot folder

All WoW screenshots have a watermark on them that tells Blizzard who/when/where the screenshot was made.

destructoid.com/world-of-warcraft-screenshots-contain-hidden-user-data-234830.phtml

>worgen males
>fit the game perfectly

>still makes allicucks and muh honorable dindus cry 4 expansions later
ahahahaha

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>Mage class hall
One of the few unique ones, but it's just a big spread out library, also takes a while to get inbetween places 5/10
>warrior
This is kinda a halls of valor reskin. But it's still cool, 7/10
>monk
Big panda starting area a bunch of useless stuff around it, 2/10
>demon hunter
Reskin of a place you visit in several world quests, has some floaty planets in the middle which are cool I guess? 3/10
>druid
Basically just a hidden section of val'sharah, again still enchanting 7/10
>paladin
A little detailed chapel that has a hidden entrance from plaguelands. 7/10
>death knight
Oh look it's the same dk starting area anyone whose made a couple dks has already seen, nothing cool about it 2/10
>rogue
Ok so you're not directly stepping in sewage at least it doesn't look like it, people are such babies. This is actually neat, has a hidden entrance, exits, hidden door to planning room, black market auction house. 7/10
>warlock
Nice tiny little ugly rock in the middle of space. 2/10
>priest
Massive chapel, stained glass windows and shit 6.5/10
>hunter
Don't have a hunter but looked it up. I guess it's a nice lodge hidden in the mountains 7/10
>shaman
I like this one, tons of elements all around, in front of the maelstrom. 8/10

hApPy VaLeNtInEs DaY!!!!!!

I wouldn't give the lodge anything above 5

Give the Warlock one a little more credit, you literally hang uo the corpse of a Pit Lord and made his succubus your personal harem

I fucking despise the Warrior hall, it fucks with all races concept of afterlife

anyone else geting disconcted when finishing flightmaster flights or tabing back into the game?

Honor means nothing to a corpse, Saurfang. You have the luxury of underestimating death, but it is something with which I am intimately familiar.
Maybe you don't care if your people die so long as it is honorable, but to me, this Horde is worth saving. Anyone who disagrees does not deserve to stand among us.
So die your warrior's death, High Overlord Saurfang. It means little to me. Perhaps I will raise your broken body to serve me once more.
Or perhaps you will have a chance to say hello to your son.

I was greatly outraged when i read this, How dare that banshee queen insult High Overlord Saurfang, he is a hero and most respected warrior for us Orcs.

So in anger i went to the embassy and /spit on Sylvanas Windrunner, for now that is all we players can do. Atleast for once that emote came useful.

Hopefully in future we will get the opportunity to remove her.

Lok'tar ogar, The Revolution Will Not Be Televised.

right.

Warrior is the best because everything is so localized, AND you can mount. On top of that, you can teleport anywhere in the broken isles. So sick of the other halls with their spread out troops, mage hall is a fucking chore to walk through.

>roll a horde priest when legion starts
>get 2 worst leggos

>roll a void elf priest
>get the same 2 worst leggos even faster thanks to wakening essence

yeah totally fine

Horde Ancap Revolution led by Saurfang when?

youtube.com/watch?v=p9Wt8hrxK2M
post pvp songs

We are all that stands between the Legion and annihilation.

cringe my man

>you literally hang up the corpse of a Pit Lord and made his succubus your personal harem
eh, nah
Imagine if it was a spooky chapel or castle
Now that would've been cool

>muh honor
>we are losing the battle
>MUH HONOR!
go to sleep Saurfang

>Maybe you don't care if your people die so long as it is honorable, but to me, this Horde is worth saving.
What she means to say is "maybe you don't care if I die, but the horde is worth saving so I can raise them into zombie mind slaves and use them to protect me and prevent me from dying "

>get so asshurt sylvanas told you to shut up and win a war instead of dying muh honorable death that you instantly run off to stormwind and cuck yourself to the alliance
saurfang is a fucking bitch and im glad i killed his kid for shiny purple loot

Druid is goat. Flying makes distance trivial, teleport to any of the emerald gateways in azeroth, free 10% haste buff while outdoors, free talent switches on a 1 min cd

>orcs are second class citizens in their own horde
>BFA art tries to paint it as orcs vs humans again

Why are people in this thread so triggered by this line?

>all warrior abilities can fit on a single bar
>level warlock
>I need 4+ bars to fit all my spells on
ree what is this

>orcs are a minority in the horde
>humans are the majority in all of WoW

pottery

they aren't.

>orcs are second class citizens in their own horde
We need our hero back

>sylvanas starts a war to further her own goal of extending her life and becoming the lich queen
>every other horde leader falls in line like the good non-characters they are

This

>new upright "orcs" announced
>saurfang dies
>sylvie ressurects him because plotkyr
>playable now: upright undead orcs

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My old server is ded (EU), which one am I supposed to pick if I want to pve?

>if you attack your enemy they win

happy valentines day, femtaur

you belong to him now

wowprogress.com/realms/rank/eu

>get rid of saurfang
>get GROM MOTHERFUCKING HELLSCREAM
saurkraut can go have fun frolicking in stormwind we're getting the only orcs that count

he'd find a way to suck demon dicks again even though the legion is gone

is it just normal that every brewmaster has over 10m hp now

what tanks don't have 10m+ hp?

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>people judging in game actions with real world ethics

I bet you think Theramore shouldn't have been bombed.

i love her, bros

>tfw brewmaster with only 9,9m health
Warriors and paladins seem to have lowest health

>no eyebrows
LOL

you can have her

i dont think theramore shouldve been bombed
i think it shouldve been eradicated with jaina and her gay fanfiction boyfriend inside

youtube.com/watch?v=1mjlM_RnsVE

>lightforged forge racial doesnt grant a free repair

it's not like you'd be able to put up much of a fight for her lol haha

No idea, maybe they haven't sacrificed everything.

>tfw all the times you've killed argus mean nothing because you don't get pantheon's blessing drops if you don't have a pantheon trinket already

The fuck are you on about? I got 3 of em without the trinket dropping

The Alliance has to be eliminated. If you support peace you can go with Saurfang to Stormwind and suck boy dick.

killed argus twice recently on heroic and didn't receive a single one.

>this Horde is worth saving
in terms of locking everyone in kalimdor and turning into Northrend 2.0 and then Renaming it to Sylvania?

Ok Manfred Von Carsten

>t. blizzard employee shitposting instead fixing the fucking alpha

Wasnt there rumors that alliance strikes at Bilgewater first?

>Illidari shows up
>Legion is annihilated

haha ;)

What should I name my nelf rogue?

Why do horde players care so much if they are the bad guys?

Braphog

youtube.com/watch?v=elta0X-tRMQ

Gnomes

i am currently not very happy with my paladin. having a GS of 966/970 depending on spec and overall doing good results. its just i kind of feel bored of it right now. sorta burnt out.

maybe you guys can help me out with reccomendations and maybe some input on some other options for me.

was thinking of going either one of these 3 classes:
Frost/Blood DK i like the look and feel of frost dks, blood DK is also looking good for tanking in my eyes.

Survival/marksman hunter. yeah i know one of this is a memespec but i really do like it somehow, having that melee ranger feel like in d&d plus i can be both, melee and ranged dps

destruction warlock i like the general "press a button, do dmg" thats why i dont really like the affliction warlock. it feels less rewarding (even though the damage is great of affliction). and boy those BfA animations look absolute great.

got all 3 of those classes on 110 allready but cant decide on what really to go for currently. i spend all the addon on my paladin.

>alliance goes for a full-on assault on the horde and declares open war
>fail miserably
>horde retaliates by burning a tree
>wow wtf man how could you

and we all know that Sylvanas and Gallywix were corrupted by the Old Gods, and Varok saw this and went to the alliance because the Horde became COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAA and they need to stop it.

Siege of Kalimdor and N'zoth's tomb will have this song playing on the background with the ghost of Arthas on the lead guitar, Saurfang jr on the vocals
>youtube.com/watch?v=4Ah2I166f_U

I guess i just got lucky then, only done Argus 4 times i think

>Horde burns the tree first
???

Cute! CUUUTE!

tfw the only reason why people are so quick to heal you in lfr is because they're desperately trying not to get kicked for low hps or overhealing

youtube.com/watch?v=tJtWkAYYSTU

not even meming

>get paid for boosting a guy for hc argus
>join argus hc group in the lfg finder
>kill argus
>???
>profit

retard

this is the ultimate brainlet post

>muh alliance good guys
>muh horde bad guys
>blue good red BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

LET ME IN THE TRIAL OF VALOR ALREADY I'M A HEALER I'M BETTER THAN YOU I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 8 MINUTES ALREADY

why are alliance so obsessed with the horde and wanting them to be evil, who fucking cares

Why don't the DKs or Shitvanas raise Tirion from the dead?

>for da hord!

w-we're not evil! p-promise!

shut the fuck up you glugging knuckle-dragging nigger.

>say sylvanas is evil on the battlenet forums
>horde cucks type out essays explaining why she isn't

CRY SOME MORE BLIZZARD MANGINA NIGGER CHUG

SYLVANAS WILL DIE, DRAENOR ORCS WILL JOIN THE ALLIANCE, VOL'JIN + ZUL'JIN WILL COME BACK AND BRING THE TROLL EMPIRE BACK TO REBEL AGAINST THE BITCH QUEEN, THE NE'S WILL GO FULL BOSMER AGAIN ON SYLVANAS ASS, AND BOLVAR IS /ourguy/

AND NER'ZHUL'S MILF REDHEAD WAIFU WILL BE FUCKING ANDUIN!