/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

>another discord
why??

>reddit got a official hat.
>tf2g will never get one.

who here /fuck off with your blog posting/

how about sticking to the topic, team fortress 2, and maybe you won't get banned for being underage?

Theres the clover skin and if everybody here wasn't literal children/pubstars then we could hold a lan and valve would give us a medal.

>we could hold a lan
????
even if people werent fucking children only like 2 people would show up to a lan

Why does seeing attractive women get some people here so upset?

why does staying on the topic of tf2 make some people here so upset?

if everyone is a pubstar then no one is at a disadvantage so it could potentially work

the only qualification of "pubstar" is being better than the drooling babies that play casual mm. that means nothing.

>he thinks hitscan takes skill

why does the wrap assassin make scout so much more fun to play

Because it's the sandman but not for faggots
Also getting a kill with it demoralizes the enemy

it's just as retarded as the sandman, you can easily just spam it into crowds for free massive damage

>massive

flying guillotine should be removed because scout doesn't deserve unavoidable mid range burst damage

>unavoidable
??????????

>unavoidable
its not that hard to dodge, that said 50 + 40 bleed is a lot for how fast it charges

it's the fastest projectile in the game with an easy to use arc you'd have to be a retard to miss it

if its so good why doesn't b4nny use it? check and mate

it's banned?

b4nny isn't a very good scout
b4nny is a pretty good soldier but that's it

what do you guys think b4nnys mother thinks about his choice of profession

his dad's a doctor iirc
pretty disappointed I would say

lol if his dad actually DEDICATED some time to his hobby instead of fucking around with doctor school he might actually be something worthwhile instead of a faggot doctor

Enter the Konami code (Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A) and then press Enter on the official TF2 wiki and see what happens

holy fuck
how long has this been a thing?

2010 i think

lmao, reminds me of one of b4nny's tweets telling people to focus on the game not on college

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How do I play comp tf2 as an ausfag

Funposting from work, what does the code do?

i actually didn't do it i'm sorry

#205278205
Sacrifice a pozzed poofta to the emu overlords and pray you get internet connection strong enough to make it to the eu

There's also that one user's starry weapon skin that made it in.
Totenkreuz, dunno if he still posts here, he's gotten several skins in

I remember when he first showed off the Jazzy warpaint in these threads as a concept

ive been pretty bad at scout since the accident
how do i get good again

Why the fuck are craft hats 1.33 ref now

Holy shit i just realized this. The fuck?

they have been 1.33 ref for years now

they were 1.22 since forever

fuckey economy. key prices just jumped again. closing in to 38 ref now.

Moving slower and landing shots > moving faster and being more likely to evade incoming shots

the tf2 economy is what happens when you hire a greek economist like valve did

>greek

grecian*

the only people who care about the economy are drop botters from third world countries
>waaah i can't turn metal into money anymore

tf2r.com/kkvnurr.html

He did? Which ones

I think OzFortress is the main league for ausfags
playcomp.tf/
Idk if the aus scene is anything like NA, but all I did was watch some youtube videos on the basics, Marxist's Precepts series being the most helpful, then mge and play lobbies until i met enough people to make a team.

good, tf2g is cringe

what would a tf2g hat look like?

a giant dick probably

not a hat
just a four(4)-leaf clover

why do people self insert/rp in tf2 when the characters already have established personalities, and why do heavy(pootis) mains do it the most

Yotsuba wig.

campdivision.com/camp/uploads/

campdivision.com/upload/

Upload your sprays and configs

Whoops, looks like the jazzy skin is the only one that made it in. Probably mistook one for another.

>please come get a free virus
no

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Your boy chad wouldn't do you like that

*charges behind you*

nah

is Valve going to do anything about the bots that have been infesting the game? also, the cheaters?

I heard that in DOTA2 they make you verify with a phone number so you can't just keep making new accounts.

i saw only one cheater in like last month

and the catbots thing but those only appeared on hightower and dont anymore

THANK GOD THE OLD MENU CAME BACK

old menu?

>me a dev for tf2
>mfw when tf2

youtube.com/watch?v=0WhLhF12TBE

yeh they removed that ugly ass jungle inferno background and that shitty smug sfm saxton hale

B4nny must have had some terrible parents. Who in their right mind lets their child sit on the computer 8 hours a day during middle and high school?

Give me your worst loadouts

anything with an unusual on it

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But that's a good loadout

God i forgot how bad slender servers can be.

>achievement progress enabled
plot twist: you are bad

thank god

they are a reminder that i always forget about
i havent seen a player with the balloon in over 2 years

reminder that if you like fempyro you should be gassed with sarin

i like futa fempyro :3 7w7

youtube.com/watch?v=xJxc6cz0Dbk

>update
>no bug fixes

>they promised

here's a bug fix for ya, MY ASS

>at a 4 player deficit
>beg for someone to go medic
>2 people do
>they and 2 others conga instead of playing the game

epic

you know what else is epic, thinking you can order people around in a video game

>when your team dies and its up to you to defend the intelligence

epic

you know what else is epic, thinking you can order me to not order people around in a video game

>have 2.5k hours; 99% pub
>mge other soldier with 2.5k hours; 70% mge+comp
>get literally deleted
I know pub won't teach you game sense, but I'm surprised even my DM is so bad. I thought thousands of hours of pub would at least give me good aim and allow me to land good rockets.

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It's ok user, at least you had fun in pubs. Grinding mge is not fun in the slightest.