/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Memes of Eld Edition

>Valentione's Event
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2018/Valentiones_Day/

>Eureka 4.25
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/358806-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XLII-Update-Thread

>4.2 Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=_1tABKPBlJs&feature=youtu.be

>4.2 Patch Notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/75c691f90f4a7da3907f0671ac33e139e9792abf

>Job Guide
na.finalfantasiaxiv.com/jobguide/battle/

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
pastebin.com/raw/Gj8eLa5x

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Cerberus paissa cat user are you there?

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Elk:
>unceasingly depressed
>speaks in memes 24/7
>dates everyone he comes across then cheats on them and drops them
>can't go one day without creepily trying to jack off with someone
>targets and pressures depressed people into suicide
>lives in the thread, 99% of toxic and hateful posts you see are made by him
>has alts on 10 different servers to stalk and harass everyone he's ever dated
>openly hates Sefra in the thread (a bigger offense than it might seem)
>will dox and try to harass you irl if you don't date him
>threatens suicide if you don't buy him things
>dislikes Aika, Stratos, Jeph, and Madotsuki

Rania:
>cute
>does everything to please
>is honest and genuinely nice
>occasionally gets mad but it's overblown by anons
>good kisser

...

>tfw nobody will web me this valentines

The time has come, my children.

Confess your sins so that you may be cleansed!

fucking same tbqh

Elk:
>unceasingly depressed
>speaks in memes 24/7
>dates everyone he comes across then cheats on them and drops them
>can't go one day without creepily trying to jack off with someone
>targets and pressures depressed people into suicide
>lives in the thread, 99% of toxic and hateful posts you see are made by him
>has alts on 10 different servers to stalk and harass everyone he's ever dated
>openly hates Sefra in the thread (a bigger offense than it might seem)
>will dox and try to harass you irl if you don't date him
>threatens suicide if you don't buy him things
>dislikes Aika, Stratos, Jeph, and Madotsuki

Rania:
>cute
>does everything to please
>is honest and genuinely nice
>occasionally gets mad but it's overblown by anons
>good kisser

Post glamourai, please.

What's wrong

*shoots web at u* ah~n

i spread my legs far and wide

in the tub

conscious mistake mya

More cerberus players? Soon to be a dozen of us, dozens!

Where's the party at?

I really wanna jerk off with this lizard

Elk:
>unceasingly depressed
>speaks in memes 24/7
>dates everyone he comes across then cheats on them and drops them
>can't go one day without creepily trying to jack off with someone
>targets and pressures depressed people into suicide
>lives in the thread, 99% of toxic and hateful posts you see are made by him
>has alts on 10 different servers to stalk and harass everyone he's ever dated
>openly hates Sefra in the thread (a bigger offense than it might seem)
>will dox and try to harass you irl if you don't date him
>threatens suicide if you don't buy him things
>dislikes Aika, Stratos, Jeph, and Madotsuki

Rania:
>cute
>does everything to please
>is honest and genuinely nice
>occasionally gets mad but it's overblown by anons
>good kisser

Do people actually play in the xivg fc or is it normies?

>just bought a maid outfit
>idling in uldah
>some brown highlander in walks up to my character and targets me
>they sit there for 5 minutes
>finally sends me a tell saying "thanks for the eyeful cutie~"
>ask what the fuck they're talking about
>they send me a screenshot of my character
>they modded the maid outfit so the panties and the chest is gone

I feel violated.

...

i need this pump

tfw no eb on valentines

Reminder to everyone here. Treat your fellow man with respect and decency.
Unless you are Kaori/Jeph then you deserve no such respect or decency and you should be burned alive.

There's more than one brown highlander in soft?

I just want a cute Lalafell to give me a blowjob.

where did your pink hair go?

Their name was Adalia Blackwood or something along those lines.

I feel like we've had this thread before

The worst sin!

LMAO

Cancelled.

Go away Geralt.

>Blackwood
>Blackedwood

OH NO NO NO

Reminder to everyone here. Treat your fellow man with respect and decency.
Unless you are Kaori/Jeph then you deserve no such respect or decency and you should be burned alive

cerberus has a /xivg/ fc?

I wish someone would do this to me...

youtube.com/watch?v=E4u9bfWy-BE

>walking up to someone
>not just selecting them in gpose
>telling them afterwords
this "black wood" sounds like an ametuer creepshotter

Ready to die.

So how about you post logs

I saw it in the one note and it has level 70s but I have no clue if it's really xivg.

sorry but i can't help it

Are you on about Pettan co? I havent seen that fc active in ages. I dont look hard admittedly.

You can't select randos if their not friends / fc mates / ls mates.

I went midlander only as a temporary stopgap on the way to highlander cause having my character height change too drastically in one go stresses me out

could use a good cringe before work

post cringe

...

Lily is the biggest creepshotter

post midlander prepped for pumping

Reminder that the thread is for everyone, and not everyone is part of your /soc/ circlejerk! Please show some human decency tonight while you're """"socializing""" with your fellow 4channers (please don't breed some drama while at it!) and avoid spamming the same image 30-50 times. We get it, you're """"socializing""" so please, actually socialize instead of alt tabbing and flooding the thread! Ironic shitposting is also bad, so please don't do it just to be epic for the win!

Thanks!

Is Elk going to the party?

bite my nipple and shit on you

life finds a way, you could select someone else and move the camera to the stranger. my point is that telling someone you spooged to them is silly because then they won't be around to do it again later

She's cute

>five minutes until the party
>nobody here
guys?

Where's the pwahty at my dudesters?

OK.

Please?

Where at?

shouldn't have had it on balmung only

i wish people would jo to my catgirl

I'm doing beast tribes, if I don't do them now I never will

>he actually believed it was where it was advertised in the thread
youre a dumbass elk, that was a trap for idiots like you while the desirable people are at the real party

Who's voice?

how many people have you spooged to randomly

Best mooncats GO

Sefra, my true goddess.

Mine.

the gilgamesh ones

What voice changer do you use?

mya!

who's askin

long dog master race

Auroth

...

...

'w'

thats not a long dog its a cat snake

someone curious

I don't use one at all.

But Im a whore and I love knowing that, I wish more people told me

Umm how about extendoews? Is memc@ but long

We're all inside already.

pretty sure elk isn't even home...

How are people worse at normal o7 now than they were on Day 1?

Same desu

>liking physiques that are just bony slabs of nothingness

I bet that your favorite Final Fantasy girl is Lightning.

Pub

Okay well everything you say is a lie so what's one more

Best girl is Jihl just fyi.

wrow this is fun

Should I buy a Warrior jump pot on my alt just to be able to have fun in dungeons? PLD is kinda boring in AoE.

Ask Sefra, he bought one.

be my wife?

>elk isn't even home
>but he's in the thread shitposting Jeph
Pathetic

Any girl that weighs over 110 lb is disgusting. Waists should be no larger than 26”, even that is pushing it. BMI under 18

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