Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

I can't wait to oppress trannies over the mic. plz blizzard.

Hots confirned to only be played by total alphas who work their big paying job all day and banging their model wifes and just barely having time to que into a match.

I'm not alpha at all. I'm gay and like slimming down more and more to look prettier and prettier.

I did work all day, but have a kid now so I'm probably gonna break even on the sex I get until death compared to all the times before she was born. HotS is one of the few games I can enjoy in small chunks.

Just for shits and giggles, come up with one change to a hero that would them them completely broken/OP

>Lunara
Always has Galloping Gait; can instead take a talent at lvl 20 that doubles the effect of her poison

>ally Ragnaros keeps RPing whenever he uses MC or does anything
>"BEHOLD, RAGNAROS!"
>"DIE INSECTS!"
>probably thinks he's being a comedian
>mute him
>report him for abusive chat

is there any hero that counters Raynor?

Kerrigan

I do this with Jimmy only. It's fun times.
You're gay .
*I can dig that.*

Cassia, Lili and johanna

>HotS is played by people who barely dedicate any time to the game and have therefore no idea how to play
Sounds right, desu

...

there's nothing wrong with that, though
it's just a game bruh

you're explaining league/ow as well. The only game that are only played by super serious people is probably Dota 2

Li li is boring and stupid.

how do protoss drink tea

>third-worlders and russians
>super serious people

they got nothing else in life except dota

...

Diablo 3 upcoming season 13 rewards:
>Random Imperius portrait frame
>Low q thinking emoji

where the FUCK is Mei

>the zero skillshot champion is boring
k

stop posting your fat pig hands waifu here

Reminder, reddit sell-out rats, in this thread right meow.

>select Tyrande in QM
>10 years queue

>10k years queue

>The 100% skillshot champion can end up feeling like a liability
on the hand being a support with no self healing and limited escape makes you want to stay as far back as a backline can stay.

But on the other hand if you do stay far back the healing becomes harder to hit, as does the sleeping dart and it will become harder to block the enemy's team healing.

>still no medivh spray
fucking why

who's /riding/ here ?

rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm/vo/vo_hero/Junkrat/Junkrat - Default/JunkratBase_Ultimate2Used01.mp3

This ain't mahvel

What happened to Chris?

He watched the new WoW trailer and cringed so hard he dislocated disks in his spine

Poor Chris. Is he gonna bail the wow time and come home to hots?

He retired from blizzard years ago

>like character but post art that isn't intended to look like her

why

fuck

Is Ana really bad? I barely do any siege/hero damage and I have to focus on heals.

>Is Ana really bad
No
>I barely do any siege/hero damage and I have to focus on heals.
Why are you worrying about damage as a support? Worry less about dealing damage and more about countering damage

>do I have to play this support like a support

>healer
>has to focus on healing

I once ran into a player who complained about my hero damage as Ana, granted it was low. Really low, 2K or something like that. But it was still very weird for me because who cares about hero damage as Ana, or support in general.

because shitters needs an excuse

Well as Malfurion I manage a lot of damage while also giving mana to others...

It's nice when a support puts out some good damage numbers, but it should never be your main concern. Just like a tanks main concern should never be to cache kills

pickoff tanks main concern is always to get kills

What, you mean the brusier? Yeah the brusier can and should hunt for kills, but when someone like Illidan is wrecking havoc in your backline when playing the tank your main concern should be to go back and stop that Illidan and not hunt after the Chromie who is near death

Watch TS_Jun how he plays Ana. If you want to do hero/siege pick Alex.

that's a char that no one will complain if she launch even fatter.
They ruined Alextraza.

The only thing bad about Ana right now is she doesn't really have a way to heal herself significantly since the grenade doesn't herself that much. They did say they would put some form of self healing into her trait awhile ago but it still hasn't happened yet.

They said they are considering it not, not that they would put it in.

Is it over? Have the redditards moved on? Is /hotsg/ /comfy/ again?

I want to give Maiev genuine happiness.

Frick off nerd, their words bind them and if they acknowledge an issue, they're fucking obligated to fix it.

Give Ana self healing
Buff Tassadar's numbers cause he's dual supp only
Buff Tyrande's numbers cause she's dual supp only

>they ruined Alestraza
how do you ruin a sylvanas model copy lmao

wow isn't her canon appearance you dip

DAILY REMINDER THAT 27.07.2017 WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED AS A DARK DAY IN ORCISH HISTORY.

youtube.com/watch?v=SVYmPIJt2BI

Blizzard really fucked up with Garrosh's representation in Heroes of the Storm. His abilities and role do not fit his character fantasy in any way. His kit should have been for another character.

Yes, he is fun to play. But he should have been a bruiser, like Artanis, but with burst and less focus on defense and with an ability to force 1v1.

>what Blizzard devs did
Hey guys we plan to release Garrosh somewhere in summer 2017
Fast forward summer 2017
Alright guys just attach some existing kit to Garrosh and release him. And dont forget to make a legendary skin + bike with a bunch of tints

Proof Blizzards is faggots redditAKA HOTSG company - these chars are still not present lmao they would rather release more Overwatch and other tranny shit

>Kilrogg
>Grommash
>Blackhand
>Orgrim
>Kargath
>Ner'zhul
>Teron Gorefiend
>Jubei'Thos
>Rend and Maim
>Franzok and Hans'gar
>Nazgrim
>Malkorok
>Tagar FKN Spinebreaker
>Fenris
>Nazgrel
>Zuluhed
>Nekros
>Lei Shen
>Dark Wanderer
>D2ruid
>Kazzak
>Mannoroth
>Mal'ganis
>pre-Frostmourne Arthas
>Lord Marrowgar
>Arugal
>Godfrey
>Garithos
>Daelin
>Herod
>Hakkar
>Felguard
>Spellbreaker
>Gargoyle
>Revenant
>Skeleton Archer
>Mortar Team
>Dar'Khan
>Ravencrest
>Cenarius
>Silgryn
>Algalon
>Noggenfogger
>Putress
>Falric
>Marwyn
>Alexandros
>Turalyon
>Rivendare
>Rokhan
>Zalazane
>Ingvar
>Ymiron
>Imperius
>Baal
>Duriel
>Mephisto
>Rakanoth
>Izual
>Hell Knight
>Kyle Vlaros
>Thaddius
>Gruul
>Fel Reaver
>Ogre Overlord
>Gurtogg
>Mandokir

>abusive chat
>trying to have harmless fun is abusive

Wow you must have lots of friends you colossal asshole.

>Very nice, very good
Garrosh Leoric Arthas Kaelthas Diablo
>Yeahboi
Zuljin Anubarak Abathur Azmodan Hanzo Dehaka Varian Thrall Ragnaros ETC Muradin Illidan Guldan Greymane Kharazim Rehgar Zagara TheButcher
>Its ok bro
Chen Artanis Gazlowe Falstad Tassadar Raynor Zeratul Tychus Rexxar Samuro Tyrael Malfurion Nazeebo TLV
>Wath a FUCK...
Alarak Blaze Chogall Chromie Xul Genji Malthael Stitches
>Wtf? why did you add this garbageshit?
Probius Brightwing Junkrat Murky Kelthuzad LtMorales LiLi Medivh Stukov SgtHammer Uther
>Faggotry
Dva Cassia Zarya Valla
>Tranny faggotry
Auriel Jaina Johanna Lunara Kerrigan Nova Alexstrasza Sonya Tyrande Sylvanas Valeera
>Tranny faggotry xtreme
Ana Lucio Tracer LiMing Maiev

How do I stop Guldan? He keeps melting my health

Play Anubarak or Stukov

shit, he finally woke up

Llol i had 3 sleepless nights in a row. Tonight just lied awake for 7 hrs till morning. If i had any sleep (cause i remember seeing dreams) then it was within minutes. Went to sleep again after being like 24+ hrs awake and could sleep for only 2 hrs. Death is real, bros.

>americans are waking up

Wait for life drain and interrupt it.

Does that mean the

>tfw old nighttime Veeky Forums is dead thanks to euros
why are we still here

... Eurotrash is going to bed?

That means more kids getting shot on schools, freedom right?

it means 1000 women get raped in 1 night and the media remains silent

>Resorting to fake news
Try again amerimutt but this time without getting your kids murdered because of your "freedom".

Are you having fun?

>>Resorting to fake news
uh no cologne barely made the news
>amerimutt
also no

>Worst mass shooting in modern history was in Norway.

Country of 330 million people has mass shootings. How bout that.

>you (almost) always win

Breivik was fighting the good fight, the school shootings are a fruit of your sick society.

>sick society
>shooting 80+ children is the good fight

Wow you sure have a moral high ground don't ya?

>Just got silenced again, despite keep profanities about.
>This time for a month

>Major team unga bunga for the past 4 days
No I'm not having fun

hanzo nerf when
blaze buff when

>Hanzo is losing Scatter Arrow in OW meaning they'll probably get rid of it in HotS

press f to spit on its grave

>blaze buff
retard

>he thinks that's actually going to happen
lmao

by your logic d.va should have her misses in hots and tracer should recover health after recall from level 1

>match starts
>person gets ganked early or picked a talent you don't like
>fucking idiot noob uninstall you don't deserve to win nigger faggot jew
>team now throws on purpose to trigger the complainer or they spend so much time arguing that they lose anyways.
>either way if the toxic sack of shit kept his mouth shut they mighta won

It's almost like you are the constant.

>Colossus Smash was removed in WoW meaning they'll probably get rid of it in HotS
This is you

but arms warrios still have colossus smash.

i think he's being hypothetical.

oh yes because calling someone an idiot is such a crime, telling someone that their build is wrong is also so wrong. Because there is nothing wrong with a Azmodan going Sieging Wrath at level 1 and then going nothing nothing but all shall burn talents.

i don't know i haven't played wow for a long time, but it's the same logic

oh i guess i was wrong. warriors wouldn't ever lose colossus because pvp players would throw a fit

>lines about geometry now make no sense in Overwatch
>HotS Hanzo is closer to his self than the original