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why hasnt riot made top laners into non-retards yet

>The absolute shit state of top lane

Don't support this thread faggotry

Okay boys lets get started:

>Top Lane

Why does riot nerf every non-standard strat into uselessness?

Kayn really is Zed's student.

im talking about the players of top lane being literal retards, not the champions. they're more retarded than the adc most of the time

xth for my wife Syndra

>Top lane

FOR THE BRAIN WEASELS!

Also it never fails to amaze me how I can get 5 manned at the enemy bottom inhibitor and my team won't take baron because they're too busy clearing our or their top side jungle for some reason.

Fun game though. I kind of like Youmuus of Kled despite feeling like it makes me squishy as all hell, so I feel like if I want to run a Lethality item then I need to get Ravenous to sustain myself in a fight. Would like Titanic+Deaths Dance be better for that same thing if I was versus a tank?

>One person refuses to group and end when they have 2 inhibs down, and an exposed nexus
>Game drags on for 15 minutes more

What is the average download time for Fortnite? This game is giving me a hernia.

ADC is high IQ

the role might be but 99% of the players selecting that role arent

>top lane and jungle never ganks

>Top Lane

Swain is actually good.

no he's not stop lying to yourself

>mfw top lane

any other rune work on ez beside klepto?

Can cute girls go top?

the one which makes you not lock in cuckboy as adc

>top lane

no

fuck I'm horny bros, what should I fap to?

>playing fighter/dmg dealer vs %hp dmg tank
YOU LOSE EVERY FUCKING TRADE
MECHANICS DONT EVEN MATTER

...

How do we fix the game so it's not entirely decided on bot lane every game?

Learn how to jungle

People just don't now how to play him, he is should be build almost purely ap.

lolteemo

Reminder if you're main is not on this list they require NO SKILL

Ahri
Aurelion Sol
Azir
Camille
Cassiopeia
Draven
Elise
Ezreal
Fizz
Gangplank
Heimerdginer
Jayce
Kassadin
Katarina
Kennen
Kha'Zix
Lee Sin
Nidalee
Orianna
Riven
Taliyah
Vayne
Xayah
Xerath
Yasuo
Zed
Zoe

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

all stats from zeal items are unique
tristana -25 range
shields no longer stack, only largest shield applies

>Top lane

Zhonyas is a must 2-3rd though? You get blown up during your ult because you don't heal fast enough

make it a solo lane

Tight 3d.

this

Reminder Janna has been overpowered for 8 years. That's the same as two presidential terms.

>zed
i played that shit yesterday for the first time and it was super fucking easy. push wave in, roam. push wave in, roam. continue roaming until you snowball then rape anything that gets close. get caught out? W W

YOU CANNOT KNOW FUN ... (raspy breathing) UNTIL YOU ARE BROKEN!

Ezreal is just something else. No matter the meta he will always be strong.

Make Rift Herald a more meaningful and easier to obtain objective. Make it spawn earlier too.

why does riot think this is a fun meta for other roles?
Literally every other role is babysit the adc or lose the game.
Top lane? Better get some good tps
Mid Lane? Better roam down there like crazy
Jungle? Better gank their lane often
and of course support is designed to make adcs not die in lane.

kys nurgot player

*kills your bot lane*

Do you ever feel bad for fapping to a certain champ, lolg?

To me is Kindred. I'm not a furry fag but I just can't help it.

Make botlane turret have a shield as well early game (as top and mid turret)
Nerf supports (as in items, gold gain etc, not specific champions)
Buff turret damage/attack speed
Nerf sustain overall (fucking impossible to punish nowadays because everyone has sustain up their asses)

>duo with matching names and club tag
>both have at least 6 deaths at 20
What is fucking wrong with these people?

how do we remove the narcissists from midlane

Delete Infinity Edge or else make it an armor pen item like Void Staff and not a crit modifier.

Make playing adc more about building Essence Reaver and using abilities and less about autoattacking people with 80% crit at 250% damage lategame. The existence of autoattacking champs like Vayne doesn't disgust me, but the fact that basically every adc does the fucking IE/Shiv/RFC shit is stupid as hell. (Yes I know some go on-hit because it spikes faster but still. It's all about maximizing dps via autoattacks.)

On-hit Lucian, lethality Varus and Ezreal are all good examples of what adcs should be: caster champs rather than autoattack bots.

The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

>vayne got dumpstered in lane
>has 2 items
>3 autos is 85% of my hp
fair

>make it harder to take turrets
>make it harder to dive
why don't we just let trist start the game with 3 items and cut out the middle man?

make it so summoner's rift is 4v4

> Teleport is removed from the game

what happens to top lane after

>pick Kha'Zix
>win
Galio's damage reduction is AIDS.

This is a shit idea and is basically you just forcing your preferences on other people. And Ezreal is one of the biggest mistakes in the game. Greater ADC variety is fine but snatching the ones you like out of the game is idiotic.

Ignite Rivens and Fioras

>top laner is trolling, can't carry the 4v5 because our thresh builds randuins and warmogs instead of support items while the enemy lulu is full peel with ardent, locket, redemption and the enemy twitch is capable of rightclicking
>next game do nothing and my team win 4v5

wow what a game of skill this is!

Top is neckbeard lane

Prove me wrong

Ezreal is only good when everyone else is garbage or the best got banned.

What's the point of rune pages in the shop after the rune rewamp? Trap for stupid customers?

>if I'm top my jungler never looks topside
>if I'm support my jungler camps top
>if I'm jungle my lanes int away any lead I generate for them
What the fuck do I do?

toplane becomes less relevant

>Jokingly say that Kass should get a Randuins because of Yasuo and Vayne
>He actually does it the absolute madman

tfw I ignored Darius all game and he just went man mode anyway

stop playing this shit game

Varus caster memes got gutted because people are bad and can't dodge skillshots. So now they have to deal with him rightclicking them instead. People will never be happy.

>Top lane

>basically you just forcing your preferences on other people
maybe everyone should stop enjoying shit design? We don't make every champion top be a tryndamere clone, why is it ok for bot? Having a ranged right click class be mandatory was the biggest mistake riot ever made. When it became apparent that adcs were broken in s2 riot should have drastically reworked them all, not try to bandaid the issue with assassins.

>Riot makes some strange compensation buff, so that someone doesn't fall too behind if they get fucked over
>Somehow makes snowballing an even bigger problem, again
>lvl 12 top laner comes down to fuck everyone else who is lvl 8
>We /smite/ now

I'd at least enjoy executing people on cool down, with ignite's help.

But What if I pick Yorick? Funny how of all of the champions in the game that's worthy/capable of dueling Urgot, Yorick can do it.

Hammer!

>teleport becomes a consumable item you can get from taking objectives in game, giving the team more strategic options as they advance the game

sion is absolutely fucking broken and almost impossible to kill as an adc unless your 6 items and its 40+minutes
i had IE and shiv while all he had was tabis. literally unkillable yet still managed to have enough damage to almost oneshot me if i slightly get out of position
zero skill braindead broken champ, no wonder supports play him

>How to fix pro-play in one sentence

Holy shit dude you might be onto something.

>taking one objective lets one team snowball to victory with no counterplay
lol

if he built lethality or ad, what did you expect to happen?

>We go back to the four man bottom lane push at 8 minutes because the bot tower is made of paper

Please god no

>tfw my IQ is too low to jungle

I recently found the solution to that: Aftershock, W max. I might not win the lane, but you aren't
killing me and taking my tower, either.

Should I play an assassin or a mage to learn mid?

if they expanded the map and added more areas and caps this could become reality. but i don't think they will bother. also they would piss off thousands of support mains so eh sad as it is this will not happen.

>We don't make every champion top be a tryndamere clone, why is it ok for bot?
They don't though. They've even gone out of their way to make more unique ADCs and rework older ones to be distinct to varying degrees of success.
>maybe everyone should stop enjoying shit design?
How can you say this then compliment EZREAL and Lucian, the two most consistent headaches of any ADC to date?

Play Warwick, he's explicitly designed to be training wheels but he's also really fun and rewarding. Xin Zhao is also a good beginner pick.

Anyone else have no respect for one tricks?
I see you managed to get high elo, but you're still trash!

What are you trying to learn?
Assassins are more mobile so it's harder for people to gank you, which means you won't learn jungle gank timings/proper warding mid.
Mages have better wave clear so you don't need to learn matchups as much or wave manipulation.

wtf are trying to say. He was full tank runes with ninja tabi so he was basically immune to physical damage. yet could almost kill me instantly.

Nah, one tricking takes dedication. Meta slaves are worse.

>reliance on enemy being low on hp to open up a gank opportunity they won't see coming fast enough
>ultimate is an obscenely long cd skill shot that has 0 payoff if you miss
So what do I do when the training wheels aren't training wheely enough for how shit I am?

>Giving a shit about what other people pick or why

Resourceless poke champs take ignite and dominate. It's even worse for people who try to play Jax or bruisers that need an item-ish before they really come online since they now don't have a way to trade hp for cs and back without getting fucked in exp. Plus dragon control and the whole botside of the map becomes even more remote so good luck ever doing anything.

I'm not forcing preferences, I'm trying to make a case, bruh. I said straight-up that "the existence of autoattack champs doesn't disgust me" (since autoattacking would be the point of the kit) but that the entire class being forced to build autoattack-centred builds is bad to me since it makes them all play very similarly once they get items and actually using abilities and pressing buttons would mean dropping dps.

You even say "greater adc variety is fine" without stating what you think a healthy adc design looks like. If you think it isn't Ez, that's fine. But when I look at adc and I see that Lucian went mid, Corki went mid, Graves went jungle, Ez went jungle for a while, Varus went mid for a while, what I see is that pressing buttons and building items that aren't IE/Shiv/RFC or Rageblade isn't allowed in botlane, even for marksmen. And that doesn't seem right.

>people can't dodge skillshots
>autoattacks are undodgeable

lmao

> Destroying the other bottom lane easily and deserve the win
> Enemy top laner repeatedly TPs and turns the game around
> Lose match

Does faggotry like this trigger anyone? If you win bottom lane fairly 2v2, why should an outside factor determine the match so much?

that wasn't me, but ezreal and lucian didn't force assassins to be pushed into unreliability with purposefully awful reworks, and make top a worthless position.

>aftershock
>tabis
>the 2 second duration ends
>no more bonus armor or mr

Add a camp at the top of the map that can be solo'd at level 6 by virtually any top laner. If you kill it and pick up the buff it drops it gives you teleport summoner.

If you attempt to engage on it without having the enemy top-laner dealt with then. Then your laner will have ample opportunity to just straight up attack you while doing it.

>Destroying the other top laner easily and deserve the win
>Enemy bot lane is 5/0 at 10 minutes and turns the game around
>Lose match

If you were so far ahead as ADC in this meta, you should win the game. ADC is the strongest it's ever been.

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>Resourceless poke champs
vlad should be deleted anyway

You don't need thirst to gank people. It just makes you aware of windows to pick off weakened opponents. Also DO NOT initiate with Warwick's ultimate.

Well. I've mostly been playing top and support, and I want to branch out because I don't like support that much, except for engage supports like Leona.

When you duo with a friend there are two mentalities you can have.
1. Whatever bro it's just a game.
2. Finally at least one other player on my team I know isn't braindead, lets win some games.