/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>take the comfy away
>all thats left is the greatest pvper of our time

reminder that viva is a dalocc enabler

reminder that gtag is a dalocc enabler

reminder you're pic related

what is the best radio station and why is it mirrorpark

Integrity 2.0 would like a word

is that word "shit"?

thats not East Los FM

it even has the thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0

is anyone running Airfreight missions?

are you acoustic

i want the cheap pyro, i have no other planes

I LOVE new threads

>the soyboy station
Of course /gtag/ likes effeminate men who sing about their own sensitivity in a relationship with a woman that has deeper voices than them, what else should I expect from this hive of degeneracy?

I miss iffy

yiff in hell

the crew is full of fags, user

t. autistic metalhead

listening to metal is for people who dont know how to fish

POST RICERS

Finally my time to shine.

no

>soysauce
delicious
yes

Heists are dead Content.
Post rare Blaters instead.

can we establish an order of best to worst heists
doomsday included of course

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>tranny so butt blasted it makes this OP

Blonded FM

From best to worst
>Pacstan
>Humane Labs
>Prison Break
>Doomsday
>Fleeca
>Series A

you prefer humane labs over prison break?

Dude i love tripc0des

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With every fucking update they fuck the game, now i cant move my cars to another garage from the office garage

humane labs
>fun
>stealthy
>tacticool
prison break
>lots of driving
>10 minutes of killing police in prison
>flying behind a jet for 10 minutes
>even more fucking flying
>that bug where you cant lose the police even though they dont see you
prison break a shit

just drive them duh
cars are not for shipping they are for driving

My favorite things in order

1. sucking dick
2. packing bags for minimum wage
3. heists on gtao

Hey, that's my trip

U must be stupid kid

Aside from the nightmare drive in the deliver EMP mission. Humane Labs IS better if you don't run it with shitters. If you do run it with shitters it becomes obvious very early (first mission) instead of you having to find out during the finale after you've cleared half the prison.

i want that trip. give me that trip.

smelly dumb gtag scum

unironically this

I'd kiss a dude if he had nice lips honestly

Stop using my trip, my dudes.

same

God I love myself

i love penis

I know that the faggots at rockstar of david are lurking so give us already the modern super muscle cars that dont go ape shit whenever you hit the gas

redpill me on aurora

Get on Slashers if you want to make cash. $150,000 an hour in it at least

>expecting to get a large amount of money from adversary modes
No, tbqh

It's $10,000 per round won.

>not wanting your muscle cars to go apeshit when you hit the gas
Just drive a sports.

Have fun buying a facility and stocking it with the tank, Stromberg, and Delorean with that kind of money.

He's a brit

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Best as most fun or most money made? I'll go by fun

Humane Labs > Pacific Standard > Prison Break > Act II > Act III > Act I > Fleeca Job >>>> Series A

Worldwide, Blonded, and Non-Stop

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>implying I want that shit
I just want a nice gold revolver and some gangsta shit on the stereo of my Stainer

I'd fuck myself

i am a nigger

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redpill me on penis

>I want a free gun and some hoodrat to shit on the dashboard of my mom's car
Then why you need money if you've got it made?

how did you know?

GOD IS A SERB

Redpill me on tranny knots

socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/c-ry_cyber_police

lmao he made a new crew

Most high performance modern muscle cars are faster in 0-60, 1/4 mile drags and short straight tracks. A dominator variant capable of going faster than most supercars on toute 68 would be cool, If i wanted to spin my wheels like a mongoloid every corner i would use any muscle classic

Fuck you viva

Considering it's not even in gtag, it sure cares a lot about gtag.

Quit sappin' y'all

I just want a custom burrito and the ability to pick up mutiple hookers with friends in my car.

DaLoCC, I'm a fan of your exposing of the trash crew, but you gotta chill with the messages

Lmao what a retard
I only ban GERMans

>literally ingests human feces while eating ass and sucking dick thats been in his ass
>worried about "GERMans"
Nice logic you human cockroach.

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is the game fun without crew yet?

I fucking knew it. You were an insider working with him. I just wanted to enjoy the game with friends but I can't due to some autistic tryhards stalking our sessions.

I hope you fucking die you fucking obese piece of waste. I didn't had anything personal with you until now.

Someone make a discord for setting up races.

there already is one

discord.gg/0aX08k5fFPUFIiRv

The contrary, playing the game without being in a crew has only become more difficult over time.

>PacStan - Classic bank robbery, fun escape sequence, challenges you to make it out unscathed (or you can cheese it like a fuckhead).
>Humane Labs - The setups are more fun than the heist itself because DANGER ZONE, but the heist is stil fun. Tacticool is always nice.
>Fleeca - Scaled down bank robbery, can be done in duos, so there's less to fuck up. Lester is an annoying cunt and so is Paige. Overall decent.
>Series A - Not really a heist so much as it is a series of a fetch quests. Pretty boring, setups are all very samey. Not a fan.
>Doomsday "heist" - Again, not a heist at all, just a bunch of contact missions strung together. Dead Courier is the only one that's even remotely fun or creative. Fuck those invisible juggernauts. Thank god it pays well.
>Prison Break - FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. GLITCHED TO HIGH HELL, IMPOSSIBLE WITH RANDOS, AND IT PAYS LESS THAN SERIES A. LITERALLY EBOLA.

>IMPOSSIBLE WITH RANDO
git gud

KNOCK KNOCK NIGGA

>offer to fly the Velum
>”let me fly”
>Pilot fucks up

>offer to play a ground role
>”you go fly”
>Ground team fucks up in various ways
I can’t fucking win

very nice

How could I be an insider when I'm not even inside the gtag crew, dumb fuck? And he's only ever messaged me to shill his videos. I've never replied. Chill with your major autism, you dumb fuck

An insider of the /gtag/ threads you fucking retarded obese cunt. Did I ever mention anything about you being in the crew itself?