Overwatch General - /owg/

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>Widowmaker
>not overpowered

Cute wife

I wanna insert my thumbs into the crevice of Hana Song's butt and spread it open like I'm doing that trick to crack apart an apple

Go ahead user, bully him.

Agreed. Imagine waking up with her in your arms, with that tight brown butt pressed against your morning wood.

S-stop it user!

This, in another era Hana Song would be royalty by quality of her turdcutter alone

JUSTICE!

is there anyone that actually thinks that?
based

Is this what justice looks like?

If you mean medieval times, she would most likely become the personal fucktoy of some nobleman.

Lots of old dukes and earls had the habit of slumming to find young attractive ass. It's how so many bastard children came to be.

>tfw no Fareeha gf to carry you to bed bridal style, pound you senseless and hold you tightly afterwards until you fall asleep feeling safe and loved

...

Amazon position with Fareeha!

>Blizzard thinks that the way to fix their melee character is improve his only ranged attack

Not on the Tanner scale you're not.

Ana wasn't a very good mommy...

I want Pharah to fuck me with her thick leaf cock while Ana cradles my head and tells me it's gonna be okay!

>Always play Overwatch with video recording software prepared
>Record my teammates being toxic or throwing
>Send the footage to Blizzard through support tickets
>Get people silenced and banned easily
>Best part is I get to tell them on voice chat before the end of a match that I've been recording them since the start and that they'll be punished shortly
>They sperg out and call me a liar or say sarcastic things like "internet badass"
>MFW I have countless emails of support tickets with Game Masters thanking me for exposing toxicity and helping make the game a better place
>MFW imagining the faces of the people I snitched on when they realize I was right and they were wrong
>MFW making people so mad they insult Blizzard and uninstall the game because they can't get over their mental illness
>MFW it doesn't matter if someone has a clean record either
>One good recording of someone being a huge, toxic jerk with full context involved is enough for the staff to apply immediate action, and even audit their account to dig up more proof so they can find a harsher, more appropriate punishment
>MFW if these people try complaining on the forums they'll get outed hard and mocked by the community

Reminder that there's no greater feeling in this game than getting toxic idiots silenced/banned and BTFO while making the game a better place for everyone. All I have to do is push a button once when the match starts, and push it again when the match ends. If nobody was being toxic, I delete the file and repeat. It's so damn easy to bust people for being jerks, if more people were smart like me the game wouldn't be so toxic.

>videogame where supports and tanks can dish out a lot of damage
>everybody wants to play dps
fucking why

unironically what id want from a women

rate my potg

>tfw Fareeha will never hold your face in her hands and lean in for a kiss while riding you amazon style

Fareeha #1

FUCK OFF PEDO SCUM

la creatura......

>frogposter telling anyone to fuck off

Waifufilter
pastebin.com/6bzpzDvL

It's not being a pedo if you self insert as the little girl dumb dumb

I kinda like how uneasy she looks

>hire incompetent artists
>compensate by making every design "sexy" somehow

This desu

>negro
Now you're going too far

>tfw you report people all the time but rarely get the notice

>hire incompetent artists
>compensate by plagiarizing Japanese artists

ftfy

this is so true

More like
>use your artists for your unannounced projects because the hiring qualifications are beyond insane which means no one will apply
>have to work with whatever the artists put out

Moira is a prime example of this. Her concepts didn't differ much and one was literally erasing the extra arms. They only had 4 concepts to pick from compared to 10 that they usually have.

shit/garbage
killing easy targets is not impressive

>tfw kill a Pharah with Junkrat m1
LMAO how embarrassing

>ywn make Sombra squirm as you stick it in her butt

He was a good friend.

51st for filling Hana Song's untouched teenaged womb with rope after rope, spurt after spurt

Efi is very cute.

lol virgin

another bad feel

kys. no irony tone here, literally kys

Updated

Would you cum inside Sombra's ass or you would you pull out and spray it on her back and butt?

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>friend invites me to group
>it's a 6-stack, oh boy
>they're all talking in arabic so I don't understand
>enemy team is also stacked and is Orisa/Hog/Sym shit
>not enough shield-break on our team, I'm solo healing
>someone leaves the stack, takes the game 2 minutes to find a replacement player
>that player is a hard-stuck for 8 seasons silver Pharah main who just AFKs in spawn and jumps

This is why stacking is cancerous.

I just want cozy gf

that's the joke

the 2nd

the correct term is nigger btw

add me user, I'll break through that barrier (if I have someone else to help)

>obese gf
ftfy

>my experience on this particular topic is enough to be representative for all cases
Stay silver, scrubington

>no sleepy spicy gf

What's bothering you so much that you have to lash out on your fellow anons?

if mei didnt wear the huge boots she would lose her feet to the diabetes.

Sombra is top tier when it comes to cuddling.

>tfw I don't know this feel because Sombra is my wife and I love her dearly

please tell us more

and then she farts.

Gotta tell ya, man, I'm loving this new ebin maymay

i have really weird fantasies about tracer and seriously need to know if it's normal because ive been wanting to fuck her since the 2014 cinematic

It's definately not normal to be attracted to males as a male

it's not normal

she is a sexe grill user

>tfw no Sombra to cuddle

Thanks user.

tell us more

tfw you will never bully mercy

>great faction of the filtered posts are mine
feels good tbf

wait can you feel it if a girl farts while performing anal?

i want her to pin me to the wall and forcefully make out with me

lord im sad
and hard

Sombra is perfection.

Ty user, but it's alright now. I left and am playing with some other friends now.

Am masters, but k.

shes too small for that

If she were shy about doing it in her ass before, most of that would melt away. She'd still squirm, but it wouldn't be too long before she would be softly moaning and asking you to go harder

not really, sames as queefing.

>Moira with a chaotic desk and shittons of trash

This is so out of the character it's not even funny.

What a bunda

This post is factually correct

im smaller than her so she could actually do anything she wants to me

>sombra can interrupt a grounded seismic slam with the new hack

Almost perfect. I don't like her cocky personality

my dicks about to explode blood

This desu. I like to imagine that she goes to bed in an oversized t-shirt and a pair of boyshorts

/owg/ really is down with brown

The cheeky joker personality is what makes het perfect.