/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

Heal paladin is pretty bad and slow

Worrying about how shit warrior currently is or how OP it will be next expansion?

garbage
should summon one 2/2, two 4/4s and 3 6/6s

Based

Wow, potion of madness + Dream is fucking OP

I crafted Kathrena
She is fun
I want to die

>Hearthstone
>Fun
99% of streamers wouldnt be playing the game if they weren't getting money for it

The worst part is you barely ever get to play her. By turn 8 games are closed and done.

What do I care about streamers you dumb thot

she should cost less
drawing all the shitty 8 mana beasts in first 5 turns is big enough drawback

thingken about crafting deathwing, lakkari sacirfice and cluchmother zavas

There's minor difference between
>wouldn't be playing the game
and
>wouldn't be playing the game for 8 hours each day

If she cost less she would be overpowered though. As long as you buy your packs like a good boy, of course.

99% of streamers wouldn't be doing _________ if they weren't getting money for it

fill literally everything into the blank

ah yes, the good ol' turn 2 and have 47 worth of mana in your hand play

pretty sure people streaming MMORPGs would still be playing as much.

hearthstone? hell no

I crafted that charge dino just for her and he keeps getting into my hand turn 2

how's Lifecoach doing these days? still playing gwent?

I happened to open it and Kathrena too so I decided to try the deck. After 5 or so games where before turn 5 I already had some combination of two out of Kathrena, Purple Wurm, King Krush in my hand I just deleted it.

killed himself over the turn 1 and 2 change

I don't play gwent what happened?

fucking absolute morons going face only in arena regardless of the game or board state and getting ridiculously fucking lucky and winning make my blood fucking boil

they let you pick the first 2 cards out of your deck for turns 1 & 2

Do you have a point?

Outplayed on a metaspiritual level.

Threadly reminder that /hsg/ is an aggro general. If you're a cucktrol playing subhuman the right place for you is Reddit, and if you're feeling hip Hearthpwn.

my point is hearthstone isnt fun like

so you can predict every single play in the match on turn 1 now?

Umm, no sweetie. Zoo is a control deck, and is eternally /ourdeck/.

It goes without saying that zoo, the quintessential control deck, is a model deck and the only exception to the rule.

i like this one met snapshot of tempostorm more than vsyndicates

>/hsg/ is nothing but a bunch of filthy netdeckers
I expected nothing less.

Yeah, I think this is the first time that tempostorm actually has a better meta report than VS.

Kripp made a video today using the VS numbers to try to argue that control lock is actually tier 3 (I guess because he's playing it and he doesn't want to seem like some shitter netdecking a tier 1 list). It's pretty hilarious how ignorant he is when literally every pro worth anything says control lock is easily the best deck in the format.

He's playing a stupid version fairly poorly and still climbing with it. Pretty gay.

>netdeckers
oh yeah because there's sooo much place in hearthstone for creative decks, especially with the nice ranked system that we have right now where you really want to get to rank 5 asap before you get tilted out of your mind. Don't forget the 'win x games with y class' quest and whatnot that promote you to win hard and fast. If that's not enough, don't forget that the average player is young, probably as a few ecelebs that he follows religiously and copy decks from.

>tfw you typically have to deal 50+ damage to the enemy hero to win games

Hearthstone is so fucked these days

Here is the new VS Reaper report. I hope you have a warm welcome waiting for our warlock overlords.

>didn't plan his taunts, trades, clears or soft taunts
>gets rekt by face
only yourself to blame

>Two duskbreakers
>Two dragonfire potions
>Two psychic screams

Good balance blizzard. I can't wait for Priest to remain tier 1 in every expansion for the next year.

>just play around it mage is #2
I fucking knew it

>2x40g quest
>cant even finish my arena
thanks ben

>0 friends

TWO SCOOPS?!

Here is the report from last month, before nerfs.

>Play cubelock
>These literally doesn't matter
>mfw Priest Psychic screams after I N'Zoth a full board
>Proceed to N'Zoth latter anyways
He seriously fucked up his end game plans. Fighting big thing vs my demons was somewhat fair until he gave my an extra layer of shit to create later on.

>my
me

don't worry nobody reads your blogs

>few words
>blog
Ok

It's been a long time HSG. Gimme a run down on the meta.

>want to play cubelock
>all cubelock play n'zoth now
>you can't craft n'zoth because he soon rotate

my face when

>big mage is fun
>secret mage shits on it harder than it does against any other deck just because of counterspell

f-fuck...

>4 Influence
yikes, looked decent for some extreme runs with Anarchs

>beat karzahan+class quests to 100% cards in only a few hours
>have only beat KnC with druid
>still stuck on KotFT
benis

What if they just made voidlord, doomguard, and cube legendaries? They'd still be mega broken but with only one per deck there'd be slightly less madness.

Cube and Voidlord are better than some legendaries.

>Can't play any control deck because every single one wants N'Zoth or more legendaries that rotate out soon

Guess I just won't play for another two months

>>>/reddit/
This is an aggro general.

Doomguard is too much of a staple for Zoo, it's never going to get nerfed/HoF'd just because of Cube.

Hi guys, dane just uploaded a new video and it's really creative. He managed to use King Togwaggle to fill his opponent's hand with 5 mana king's ransom spells. I really like how dane uses obscure cards to produce fun combos.

youtube.com/watch?v=nR-bfkKbK_k

KotFT makes sense cause they want people to craft cards to beat it. Not sure why they made KnC so frigging hard. I guess to keep people playing. I think the reward for a completion should be slightly more though, cause I don't give a fuck about a card back. I want packs or gold or dust.

Only in that they can be cheated out and copied and rezzed ad infinitum. I think limiting them to 1 per deck would keep it strong but not so crushingly as it is now.

Thanks Dane, but you spoiled the cool part of the video.

Doomguard isn't even the problem. It just happens to be the largest demon with charge.

Do you think that girl would let me suck her toes?

>but you spoiled the cool part of the video.
you mean like, the title of the video?

When is the new Wild VS data reaper coming out? I'm curious how it is different from the previous report. pic related

>when opponent concedes to just not waste time against this shitty deck

>wild

March 4

I'm not sure why you're so interested, it's just going to be a big block of naga warlock, big priest and secret mage.

I am not dane, but I'm sorry if I spoiled the video for you.

rogue in brawl is actually pretty good, when fighting against not chess or sindragosa

>[something] is actually pretty good, when fighting against not [something better] or [something even better]

Hey, scissors is pretty good, when fighting against not rock!

But, hey, scissors can beat a lot of paper.

The tavern brawl is all right, but I wish they rewarded card backs more often.

>yfw paper has dragon breath

you're too pesimistic, user

i got the 40g any class quest
for the first time in 7 months

>The tavern brawl is all right
no, it's not

WELKUM TOO DA GREEM GUZZLA
WELKUM TOO DA GREEM GUZZLA

>play corpsetaker rogue
>draw windfury and lifesteal before any corpsetaker
why i'm feel so unrewarding for playing off-meta decks?

I swear they've upped the rates for that quest recently, so many people here are getting that specific quest.

>3 6/6 for 2 mana
That's the most absurd idea I've read in a while, do you work for Blizzard?

increase the cost
balanced

That's would be pretty similar to emerald spellstone.

and the warrior spellstone

Fuck me.

the dude should get keywords as he gets bigger

>still opening packs to get cubes/voidlords/spellstones/lackeys
>getting this

That's a sign user.

warrior spellstone 7 mana
hunter spellstone 5 mana
paladin spellstone ? mana
You are smart enough to figure out the price, aren't you?
also, hunters spellstone giving value of 12/12 stats for 5 mana when fully upgraded