League of legends general /lolg/

xth for my wife Syndra

I will respect my support with head pats!
I will protect my support by cuddling them under my blanket!

>enemy top laner picks some cheese shit and run ignites
>he kills me 3 times in 5 minutes
>i doesn't fucking matter bercause i pick a fucking tank and just farming i'm most useful because i don't die and because i have tp to make plays in bot to feed the adc and ultimately carry us

Which league girl likes anal the most?

the big meme here is that Noxian ladies are tight.

They're all loose whores

>mfw I like to roam a lot with Lux.

Zyra's become more viable in mid after the mini rework last month, but she's still a poor pick against assassins. Her self peel is too unreliable since it also roots her.

It's a tie between Jinx and Syndra

>play Illaoi
>win
wew

Who are the must-ban's this season right now?

Diana

>it slept on their retard cat and killed it so they sent it to the pound
lmao what how does this even happen

>toplane

that's way better user!
Kha'zix!
He is just really unfun to play against!

Is that why Jinx goes after small-dicked twinks? Otherwise she would literally be ass fractured?

yeah they straight up didnt give a shit about that poor dog
like thats just a shitty accident and they throw the fucker out because they cant rationalize it like adults "its the dogs fault i cant even look at him without thinking about it its one of the hardest times for me boo hoo"
like yeah maybe dont get an outside animal if u r a lazy shut in those things need exercise and discipline
cat was under a blanket on the bed or smth, dog sleeps on blanket because they dont teach him not to go on furniture, cat dies
retard owners blame dog instead of themselves

>had a big winstreak just before my promos

Am I fucked?

>cat was under a blanket on the bed or smth, dog sleeps on blanket because they dont teach him not to go on furniture, cat dies

This is too similar to Chrissie's intervention from the Sopranos for me not to laugh

>Literally the only ADC I have a positive winrate with is Xayah
I guess I main the bird now.

Well the game before a loss streak begins is always a win so let that be an indicator

I want Ahri to gank me

stop

GIVE ME THE SOURCE

>Mid laners that think that just 1 MIA ping is fucking enough

minum 3 faggots, it doesn't cost you anything

What is your "gotta carry" music?

For me, it's got to be Kendrick's 'Spiteful Chant.'

IRELIA DUH

LIKE A RIVER IN A DRY LAND

Something something from Zaununderground, you can find it in panda with that 99% sure

I guess it counts cause syndra is all inclusive when it comes to gangbangs.

Syndra has always been about stretching the limits of her power. And her holes.

Smooth jazz radio

kog ain't fun

Knowledge isn't the only forbidden thing that she likes, it seems

lofi radio

stop

You stop you anal-loving gangbang whore.

Imagine her squeaking and squirming as her ass gets stretched

You can cease with the lies user. I was there. I saw what you did with her that night.

>Top lane

Gangplank, Tristana and Warwick are the champions having most impact in most games right now.

post top two rows and describe the next persons pool

kys yourself kendick fan

>no Yordle from Targon
>no support from Noxus

uhhhhh.... guys?

>imagine

Not necessary

>first pick nasus
>alt tab
>tab back into loading screen
>Trist mid Twitch adc Yi jg
>lose at 20minutes
>"Wow you guys do 0 dmg"
No shit yi were all hyper carries we dont do damage until 40minutes
Also
>Trist mid going full AP
>twitch rushing runnas hurricane first item
Why the fuck do i get these people in my ranked games?

Sion is from Noxus and he's a top tier support.

I have wildfire zyra atm and I like it but I got a skin shard for the dragon one and I can't tell if its actually a better skin or if my dick is just misleading me

Please help me /lolg/

ap trist is still possible?

>"go to norms if you can't win in ranked"
>enemy premade of 4, your support and top have 11 deaths at 20

user I asked you to stop lying.
enough

GIVE ME A FUCKING KEY 10 FUCKING CHESTS BUT NOT A SINGLE KEY

>everything wrong in league dot pee en gee

>no Yordle from Targon
?
>Support
Sion

No its not just got a troll midlane

> m-muh Teleport!

Fuck off, why are people so livid over TP being possibly removed? Do you not want more diversity by allowing ADCs or even solo supports )with an AD jungler to take the farm) into the top lane successfully?

You've got better things to be doing than responding to gold v avatarfags

dont you?

There's nothing wrong with liking hot, sticky loads in your butt

It's hard to find openings for roaming as Lux because her wave clear is the worst out of all meta midlaners. She's probably the only one that actually has to AA the backline to oneshot them after a complete item, and her mana costs are pretty hefty too.

People are stupid. The problam isnt' TP though, it's the mastery that allows you to swap summoners and gives them free 15% CDR.

Which one /lolg/?

On one hand, it will probably end the 5-man parties at botlane, but on the other it might make toplane an even more island than before. Not to mention more snowbally.

>Top lane

Is there any reason to get skins besides your dick?
For what it's worth, the dragon one has a bigger butt on the model

I'd fuck ezreal in any desu

the problem IS TP faggot. If you take TP top you're a pussy fucking bitch that doesn't want to man up to risks and consequences and that's why it's gonna go soon

When are they going to add this champion back into the game?

We need him to stop the adc meta

that's too much, stop it.

You DID spend Valentine's with your wife, right user?

>TOP
>LANE

Haha yeah man it's not like we've gone through multiple seasons of TP on top and mid even without Unsealed Spellbook.

left

How do I get a hot and tight Kat cosplay to leglock my head?

>open a chest
>get another chest
>open that chest
>get a gemstone
>turn gemstone into chest
>open that chest
>it has another chest inside

any of these worth it? already have 650 dust as well

>top lane

>Top lane

When are they going to add this champ back into the game?

We need him to stop the adc meta

Be attractive and funny

Top lane is objectively overpowered and should be nerfed

let's play guess the champ

>top lane

>top lane

Tank Janna with really bad build

Jelly for the PROJECT skin. The Iron Maiden skin is also pretty nice. Lissandra is one of these champions that are absolutely trash but have no bad skins.

>top lane

what inspired all these
>top lane
posts
I like them

Our guy Hash.

>top lane

>Top lane

>what inspired
Top lane meta is absolutely at the most garbage state its ever been. And the response to Riot is "play Ornn, isn't Ornn fun?" Also the childish melt down of Hashinshin

Midlane and jungle are in a stalemate while Botlane is now the deciding factor in virtually every game.

How would Poppy react to a Human man asking her out on a date?

FIX TOP LANE

Oh so nothing specifically happened today, just the usual shit.