Convert me to Orthodox Christianity

There seemed to be a ton of Orthodox lads on the board not long ago, so if any of you are still around, please present solid arguments as to why I should look into the Eastern Churches as opposed to other forms of Christianity, namely the Roman Catholic Church.

Philosophical and Theological arguments are preferred; not >muh Catholicism is not Christian or >muh Pope is a cuck.

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I converted to Eastern Orthodox aftr watching George do it on Seinfeld. I liked it up until 9/11 happened. Thats I became agnostic.

Post more orthodox art instead of rambling

I'd also love to be convinced.

orthodoxes are the jews of christianity

Same.

>There seemed to be a ton of Orthodox lads
Some obnoxious fedoras seem to have chased them away, then immediately after this, a lot of commie threads began poping up out of nowhere. Coincidence?

Commies, you have thrown everything you've got at Christ and Christ has defeated you every single time. Even as we speak, China and the African continent are on their way to becoming Christian. Christ will win in the end and you will burn in hell, lest you repent. You have been warned.

>He wants to be a heretic

The bible is all you need friend

Orthodoxy is correct because it proves Jesus was born from anal sex.

And who dosn't love anal?