League of Legends General - /lolg/

THIS IS YOUR WAIFU

but i'm neither of those things

Hammer!

I'm hammer Poppy.

what else are we gonna do?

If your waifu doesn't leglock she is a shit waifu

play league of legends!

But you are hecka cute user.

>bird with teeth

immersion ruined

w-what
That doesn't sound right

I TOLD YOU TO STOP

I already do that when there's no lewdposting and I've been playing way too much lately for my liking imo family

Is this vore

Why is she so hot bros?

Whatever this is, I'm aroused

>Why is genetically superior aryan empress hot as fuck
gee i dunno

>genetically superior aryan
>being superior than a gook
lmao

Me and Syndra user sitting in a tree,
K I S S I N G

SG Ahri is not a gook.

Gooks spend all their money on plastic surgery to look not asian.

GOD I want to knock her up.

gook, chink, nippon what's the difference?

Nips are vastly superior to gooks and chinks to be honest

geese

Did your anniemays tell you that?

Wait so

If Xayah is a bird

And have no teeth

She must give mind-altering blowjobs

>soyboy opinion
>uses to be honest
like pottery

>nips repeatedly fended off gook invasion and then invaded the chinks and fucked them up
no, just history

do you guys have all skins for a champion or two?

I have all WW skins except the new one (probably gonna buy it) but I don't even play him that much anymore.

Got Grey from the old refer a friend program, got Firefang, Tundra and Feral from boxes (rerolls). I bought Hyena because of the laugh before the rework, got Big Bad as the free skin Riot used to give at the end of the year and finally I bought the new Urfwick because I had too much blue essence.

The eyes.
The food diet.
The morals.
Choose your own defining characteristic

No I'm poor

I would but there's no way to get Riot Singed and I refuse to buy Augmented because of how fucking ugly it is.

And then got nuked like the beta subhumans they are.

>Nuked
>That user was speaking of the Japan invasion of Korea in the 15th century

user you can't tell me those things..

do not make me repeat myself!

I wasn't.

xth for shooting a load into syndra.

kled nerfs when

>While Syndracuck watches from his corner

>enemy team pick more yordles than your team
>you lose
>enemy team have one yordle, you have 0
>you lose
>you get a yordle on your team, the enemy have 0
>you win
>you have more yordles than the enemy team
>you win

really makes me do a big think

STOP

Yordles are based

I have all mundo skins but I do actually play with all of them

Poppy, kled, heimer, and veiger can't carry.

it's like yordles are cancer or something, user.

Xth for spurting ropes of thick, warm semen down the Syndra user's throat

xth for syndracuck is DUMB LOSER

Every Jayce, every Lux, every Annie (except Hextech fuck that shit), every Gnar, every Shen, every Quinn, and every Rakan skin.

Aside from Shen and Rakan I don't even play the other champs as much if at all anymore but I feel obligated to because I like the characters. And before you ask "why" I just gotta say that even putting away money in savings I have a lot left over every paycheck.

ing her womb

>gayposting and erping!
where?

>veigar
>3k damage low orbit ion cannon every couple of seconds
>compared to his ult that can secure a kill on virtually any target
>can't carry
>kled "infinite Q's and E's"
>can't carry
>heimer, turret man of eternal push and safety
>can't carry
>poppy got gutted

you got one right, user.

How's silver?

Do you think Zed would take responsibility after impregnating Syndra? Or would he leave Syndracuck to help her raise his kids?

>i'm a platinum yordle player

( :

BUFF POPPY

Reminder to respect your support and protect her!!!

Why so rude? wow.
stop

preemptive measures!

...

Stop posting worst girl

Guys I think the creep that lusts over syndra figured that i fill her up every night, do you think he will sperg out and stab me or something?

They lost to superior white people. So what? They still whopped the other asian's asses, my statement stands.

No. We're just getting started, turn around

I wanna marry Taliyah's eyebrows!

Also, how's the C L I M B boys?

Anyone wanna duo on EUW?
Add me IGN: nononthesnake

So what you really mean are mongols>nips>other asians

Didn't they just invade villages and kill babies and women.

Can I not respect my support? I need to protect her sometimes to win the game but respecting her isn't really needed I think

Why is trolling not punished but thrashtalking is? I came across a Wukong who saw it was my promo to D3. He said in chat he was going afk, left, came back and started inting with mobi boots. He ended 0/8 and told us he won't get banned anyways. He was right.

I took it upon myself to test this. My smurf is currently P2 and I don't care about it really. I locked in TP/Ghost Nunu or if he was banned mordekaiser. I trolled 10 games, my KDA is like 0.2. But I never exceeded 10 deaths, and I CS'd well and my build is normal. But I int 3 kills into my laner, and after that go mid and die a few more times.

Been 8 days and I got no ban. Everyone told me they were reporting me too. This game is laughable.

mongols got btfo by japs dude.

Fuck off!
Stop bullying Syndra user before I smack you guys the fuck up.

you do or you won't get shields!

They still look Asian tho.

>Wh*Tes
>Superior
Ohnononono

>get into a shit fling fest with some dumb fuck
>rant at eachother most of the game
>assume ill be tilted
>enter some sort of magical zen state where I don't give a fuck if they feed anymore and I just play the game

I am become the Buddha.

None of that, it's just wrong.
What? No.

I have an account i int on.

It got banned when I exceeded 10 deaths in a single game. Gone back to keeping it below 10, it's been about 40 games on the account since the ban and it's still got a 5% winrate.

Whites have BTFO pretty much every other race at some point in history.

>picks yi mid
>i pick swain

shit players where we at

Reminder to impregnate your support and protect her baby

Oh... okay then, I do want your shields. But what do I get from her when I kill the bad guys who want to hurt us?

>yi mid
>bad
Git gud

what about male supports?

>silver

yeah it's either gonna carry or it's gonna fucking suck.

Get 1 kill and you can int more

I saw a tryndamere hitting level 6 and he TPed midlane and just charged syndra and dumped a load into her, do you think her cuck will support her or is she fucked?

Bullying? That's not what I'm doing, I'm just giving him what he wants. Her actually, everyone listen I have an important announcement to make! From now on Syndra user is my personal cockslut but you can use her like a slut she is and cum on her whenever you want

I want to troll with Nunu without getting banned. Any tips?

>cait on ur team

nice loss, retard

Go support and eat every cannon minion.