/wtc/ & /gwt/ - The Witcher and Gwent General

give me some funny gwent videos

okay thanks

>Play a Bearmaster that's bigger that its own Bear
>Still lose to Ciri Nova
>By 1 point

>play calveit and summon joachim
>it summons fucking roach

>playing a deck with no spy and actually have to think about passing opportunities

playing 22+ beastmasters is all worth it

> Play a leader
> Play a silver
> Play a card that is summoned with a gold
> For some reason, complain

I'm gonna have to ask you to fuck off

the roach wasn't summoned because of a gold
it was summoned because of joachim

Cahir>thicc calveit>vilgefortz>slave driver>bear master>bear

Is there a leader this incredible?

iamgrowingstronger.jpg

Or cahir>thicc calveit>vilgefortz>runestone>joachim>21 point assire

An equally well set-up Harald. Funny thing is, Eithne was never as thicc whilst both Harald and Calveit were the same, yet CH ate the wood.

thats what? 33 after a long chain?
Harald + 1 axeman = 32 without any luck

wish they shouldn't shit up the random rewards with meteor dust

useless shit

Harald is actually fucking amazing. Feels unbeatable when there's so many elves out there.

this
>reach high rank after 2 days of back and forth
oh its just dust

It's 400 powder though, right?

>Henselts into 5 Battering rams
pssst, nothing personnel kid

I love you, cute Triss Merigold.

Yeah, I admit that I absolutely hate weather, axemen, and harald but if theres one thing I hate more than that it's elves. You SK cunts have my support as long as your numbers dont grow

It's REALLY hard to find another SK deck and it's usually greatswords. So don't worry about it. I'm going to get to GM with this shit

leaders should cost half as much as normal golds

As a Nilfgaardian, it's counterintuitive to hate elves openly.

as a Nilfgaardian you have one or two elves in your family tree

no

yes

Now it became obvious to me why I'm such a faggot.

maybe

So race mixing is actually a good thing in the witcher universe, who would've thought.

>new
>need those kegs for 50 match wins with ST
>barely at 14
FUCK

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how can there be a canon ending if it is the last game
checkmate

It's just 3 kegs user. Don't burn yourself out if you don't enjoy spamming ST.

its not that I don't like them I just feel really limited compared to what I have for other races

>tfw ST, and elves in particular, are my favorite faction to play

Hey nordling, wanne check out my recorded family history?

DELET

lmao nilfmutt

Not sure if banging your sister provides a more stable gene pool in terms of avoiding potential health hazards than race-mixing with elves.

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inbreeding is fine once or twice but you always want more genetic diversity, not less
elf fucking is aaaaaaaaalright

can some1 post me a completely rng deck, probly NF for slave drivers, but i just want CREATE and RANDOM

why don't you just type create in the deck builder

>nordlets are upset because our slave infantry fights better than your special forces

I hate when you accidentally drink spoiled milk and you become nauseous! Poor Trissfu

>you will never clean her weakened body after a very bad case of diarrhea

Filavandrel shupe with a bunch of create

How is that even possible when Veterans can't be reused with Freyas, every time I play that deck I only have like 1 veteran in hand and it is impossible to tutor for the fuckers.

Daily reminder

>humans lust after our ladyfolk

>it is impossible to tutor for the fuckers.
Watch shinmiri now on twitch if you want to see a strong version of the deck. He is top 200 playing veterans with 77% WR. He is playing Crach and ADC to pull the veterans. Gets at least 2 every game.

>fellow general goers chose ST instead of SK

You guys are tearing me apart.

very well made. 9/10

climbing with veterans at the moment
almost have that sweet skellige border

I'm sorry user, I just love my elves too much. If it makes you feel any better SK's been schooling me in most of my matchups.

I chose ST but then I suddenly got a bunch of cool SK cards and i regert everything

As you should. Never play ST again.

This is what I'm talking about.

I'm a degenerate elf-lover at heart.

cant stop here

You can still redeem yourself, user...

Hey guys, I found out what Yennefer was doing with Istredd while Geralt was munnster hunting
i.imgur.com/aV7NBJf.png

reroll account you elf scum

I can't believe I've spent half a night on this lame joke: youtu.be/BieA3FFVJ10
Validate me, /wtc/.

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that was really horrible, please never make anything again including children

I laughed, if that helps

post it on reddit, they'll be obliged to give you some of their validation currency

>running into 100% synergistic decks with my half assed missing-60% of the cards decks

i Really hate this fucking gay shitty faggot filter you use.

He likes his filter.

The decks works really well even if there are some issues with the draws.

I have to win a few matches with northern realms and monsters

but I have almost no cards for them

suggestions?

reroll

no

Guy goes second and has shupe and his spy in round 3

Amazing game CDPR

most NR decks I face have either Foltest or Henselt
why though? Radovids value is insane this meta. one single leader card and he fucks up 50% of all decks

Redanian Elites are also awesome
>take off armor with Vincent
>use Keira Metz for thin armor layer
>take off again with Yen while shitting all over opponents board

I only have machine cards so i have to play henselt

Because armor is inconsistent and Radovid isn't as powerful as drawing 3 trebuchets for your opponent to pass or boosting your entire deck

Cursed is in the dumpster

foltest 41/henselt machines/armor nova
consume/deathwish/eredin nova
Check gwentdb out for these decks, figure which decks have the most cards you already own, make a hybrid deck adding a few replacements for shit you don't have.
Or you can have fun and figure some funky deck for yourself.

just lost round 3 because of shupes charm a random enemy meme

great game

>mfw someone says play anything other than nilfgaard

gotta love slave drivers. it really never gets boring as you can use every single factions units against them

>shupe charms my 12 point vilgefortz

absolute bullshit

Anna leader card when?

I am fucking losing my shit with all these nerds crying about spies yet again and with all this reddit/streamer pressure now burza hints that they might disable spies from arena.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Listening to total scrubs like fucking Merchant of all people. Who the fuck is Merchant? He is total garbage at the game and he still doesn't know how many interactions work while knowing that shit is literally his job as a caster. Why does his stupid opinion matter? Is this fucking real life? I can't believe this shit.
If you are one of those brainlets that say shit like "spies remove deck diversity cuz it's like playing with 5 silvers" fucking kill yourself.
Let's keep nerfing into oblivion/removing every single interesting mechanic and then complain when it all comes down to point vomiting when nothing else is left.
Fuck CDPR for listening to idiotic feedback and making their game shit. I am mad, you guys told me that the polacks are based.

Why does Anna and Syanna art look nothing like how they look in-game? Did they hire a new artist or something?

They have no creative vision anymore sadly. Just listening to all kinds of mixed biased feedback making it all a mess.
Just increasing CA spy strength to 14-15 would go a long way in my opinion.

>They have no creative vision anymore sadly. Just listening to all kinds of mixed biased feedback making it all a mess.
When did it all go wrong man? I defended many of the changes like removal of faction passives and removal of gold immunity but I just don't know anymore.

>scrubs like fucking Merchant
>Why does his stupid opinion matter
Well perhaps because he used to be a game developer himself. That one point is he only one youved need to give him and his ideas and suggestions any credibillity, atleast more than some random redditor or some guy that complains on cdpr forum. So yeah....

>That one point is he only one youved need to give him and his ideas and suggestions any credibillity

>Well perhaps because he used to be a game developer himself
Right, what game did he work on exactly?

QWOP iirc

just because i built a bridge doesnt make me good at building other things