/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #740

Always kiss the Price.

Cutest couple!

Best troublemakers!

Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe

After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!)(thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't or butterfly,bluejay just spiritualdoe
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's storm summoner just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it
>So, once again we got the fact that our ending always will be BAE>Bay

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Before BtS Episode 3's release:
>Devs: ''Intense episode is waiting for us.Be ready for it;);) There is a reason why we chose Tempest as major theme and you will find out;)''
>Don't worry, Deck9 won't disappoint us. They are better than Dontnod
>I love you Zak. Thank god, finally a developer who understands us!! What did we do to deserve him guyssss
>CLOUD 9!!! TELL ME WHATCHU REALLY LIKE... BE READY FOR MULTIPLE KISSESSS!! CLOUD 9 WOHOOOO
>Sera is a witch. Ending is going to be awesome
>We will see how Damon got killed
>We will get our revenge from Skeevy guys too
>We will see Skip's concert too. Rachel and Chloe will go there yeeeyy
>All plot holes Dontnod left will all be answered.
>Beanie Queen Steph will get hug and also we will have advice scene ;);)
>They will not touch 3 years. They will keep their promises:) Unlimited happy endings are coming. 6 variations depending our choices with RACHEL HYPE CLOUD9

After BtS Episode 3's release:
>Deck9's worse than Dontnod
>Devs were bullshitting all along: Tempest? They forgot it. Poor Shakespeare is rolling in his grave right now
>Zak went full retard
>Nothing was cut:)
>Girls went full nun-mode and was giving each other cheek kiss and 0.1 sec cuddle scene in bed -even with cloud 9 intimacy
>Choices didn't matter
>Pedo Frank
>Frank pushes Damon out of screen. God knows how is he fucking dead
>Rachel spent almost the whole episode in that hospital bed
>Chloe was unconscious at the very intense moment
>Sera magically untied herself
>End choice didn't solve anything
>William went full Fast and Furious flashbacks.
>Even if Sera and Rachel reunite, Sera gtfos that town in one way or another
>They added credits scene out of nowhere - Rachel's ded - Chloe's still suffering. Technically, they were bullshitting about not touching 3 years either

As Max and Chloe are leaving the ruins of Arcadia Bay behind, there's one more tragic story unfolding
>Alice and Lisa stuck in Max's room, Alice hasn't eaten anything in days, the dorms are destroyed and no one comes looking for them
>"No one's gonna come save us, this is the end, we'll starve to death..."
>Alice...you can survive this and go back to your owner. All you have to do is... all you have to do is eat me."
>"What? No, fuck that. Lisa, you're my number one priority, I'm not eating you!"
>"Alice, think about it... how many times this week did you try to nibble my leafs? I'm a plant, Alice, you're a bunny, maybe it's time I accept my destiny... OUR destiny."
>"Lisa, I can't make this choice!"
>"No Alice, you're the only one who can"

>eat Lisa
instaud.io/kVV

>eat your own foot
instaud.io/kWb

Reminder to not fall for obvious baits.

God damn she's adorable

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i love max, aka best girl!

Of course she is, Chloe is Max's bottom bitch.

Have you pre-ordered GOTY 2018, /lisg/?

>preordering

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youtube.com/watch?v=TO78USTtPyo

How does one achieve a relationship like this without time travel powers, /lisg/?

By texting back

Always.

There's no relationship like this, user.

she never specifies where...

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She's a little bunny with a big heart.

Icky Vicky go away.

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Pottery

Amberprice OTP

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you're not wrong but prepare for the onslaught of angry replies

>tfw her smile still makes you nervous

>that salt

He's just replying to himself anyway.

Cringe

The Sad Part Is That i Know.

A) He is wrong.
B) He won't get an onslaught of angry replies because most people in /lisg/ have finally moved past giving (you)s to baiters.

SOON.

We'll last forever.

>He's correct
>Already people angrily replying including (You)

2 1/2 WEEKS BOYS

He got one legitimate response (). He's also wrong.

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And only 6 days until the trailer.

>Post deleted
Also he's right

I love Max!

We know Chloe.

Forever.

(You)

You can't. Nothing as perfect as they have could ever exist in this world.

A cute!

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>Friday night
>baiting begins
Like clockwork

Respond to the wrong post?

Not safe for Kate.

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Protect the bun!

hella lewd

what did Max mean by this?

>Pricefield pornposting hour has started
D I S G U S T I N G

She meant she wanted to go APE APE APE

It's barely even lewd. Fuck off, Stephposter. No one likes you.

Amazing how out of all the terrible legion posters, you are by far the worst

She wanted to make sure she was a lesbian. Following journal entries confirm that yes, she prefers tacos to hot dogs

Don't let me interrupt your Pricefield masturbation session.

It's because unlike the rest of them, he's sincere. And he's some kind of Puritan, which is extra annoying.

steph has a stupid molerat nose

Why do you avatarfag as the worst girl in the series?

You're the worst person on /lisg/. Seriously.

What ethnicity is Steph? I just can't place it

She might have the cutest nose in the series.

Yo ayone got some weed?

Based Steph Poster!

Ew

She is a baby lesbian mutt

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Alyssa>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>homeless woman>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sttrash>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>vomit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>nasty infection>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>air>>>>>>>>Stephposteer user>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Steph

because your fap fuel posting gets called out?

>implying you wouldn't fap to Amberprice
Fuck outta here legion

This is the only thing and it's not fap fuel. It's sweet.

Kiss the Max!

NOT
ON
MY
GOOD
C H R I S T I A N
SERVER

Ew. That's creepy and weird.

The only lewd things I've seen with them in it made me laugh.

Do you think we'll meet Kristen and Fernando? I want to.

this lead to Really tho. That bath one is hella intimate. It's so nice.

You're the sole reason I would support Veeky Forums generals having mods who can ban people.

Gingrich is a German name but she’s not white so I have no clue. Romani maybe? Or a race that’s like, European/Asian/Middle Eastern but people argue about if they’re white or not

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