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BRING 2GD BACK

The absolute STATE of EG

eg more like ez lmao

erm EG?

CANT WAIT TO SEE MY BOY ARTOUR WIN EPICENTER

>heh

hey, merlini is quitting dota did you guys hear?

WHAT THE FUCK WENT WRONG?

FOR

>s4 and FATA make the transition from mid to offlane just fine
>Sumail doesn't
Explain this dotards

dos duró cuatro arturo aaaaaj

UPDATE ON TL;DR MERLINI

HE QUIT CASTING UNTIL HE GETS PAID MORE MONEY

>EG

>Picking fear ANY hero
lmaoing

This is what happens when you give your org to your star mid player and he runs the joint
Sumail and Maybe ruined their teams and then don't perform when they have the roster they wanted after the org foots the bill

>CoL devours EG
>Proceed to absolutely devoured by literally anyone in LAN
NA is literally the worst region after SA, pathetic fucks

is Secret still good?

because he shot

>Why even bother?
>They should just give CoL a participation medal and spare them the embarrassment.
-/d2g/

>listening to d2g

christ that last fight

someone clip that last fight.

less coordination than a fucking 2k pub, painful to watch.
just when cr1t is finally playing well again, misery joins in and does fuck-all

Nth for sheever
Heh arteeezy lost

wow EG is fucking bad and keeps getting worse

>dota 2

that Clinkz pick was the thing that lost it for them

THANK YOU PUBG
FOR MAKING EG SHIT

Can you imagine if EG were STILL getting direct invites?

Where are you sharties? Greatest of all time can't actually get to a LAN without a direct invite?

im just waiting for sumail or rtz to pull an EE and make their own tier 2.5 team because they honestly believe they're not shit

LGTSS
>eg

Why do other regions have stable and consistent teams while NA struggles so much, bros?

Fuck nu-eg, thank you based kylr

Misery teams succeed in spite of misery not due to him, he's fucking trash

zero fucking youth talent pipeline

when ShitShit&Shit is honest to god your most recent "talent" to "burst" onto the scene, your scene is kind of screwed

>be eg
>lose to kyle
>used to shit on kyle
>zfreek body slams them to a possible disband
can this timeline get any better?

EG still put up more of a fight than peedurr and friends.

Reminder this is the shill in /d2g/

Based

shartie, now do it without crying

>EG loses
>/d2g/ somehow active again

When are the Chinese teams gonna play?

so is COL officially the best team in NA?

>time for the sumail pizza party and arteezy to go crying back to puppey

prepare for /OURGUY/ MASON's glorious return

Liquid

it'd be cool to see that happen. unfortunately, free paychecks and accomodation is too tempting to forego, can't blame them honestly, but it's a shame we're stuck watching this same roster (with the occasional replacement of 1 player/coach) until dota dies or something very drastic happens.

When does singsing's team play?

Fnatic is tier 1.5 rn

w33 invoker and moo timber carried the team and gave them freewins to the grandfinals
i've never seen such medicore players like saksa and misery before
reso is just a placeholder

when does adelaide play?

nah m8

When your """star""" player has big ego but losing to everything under the sun everyone loves to shit on that little faggot

>arteezy to go crying back to puppey
Why would el presidente of tier 1 want a tiltcrazy "carry" that hasn't won anything of note?

you can literally say this about any team with a p5/p4 captain

Fnatic is solid tier 2

2 at least m8 1.5 is generous

fnatic is tier 2
in sea
which means they're tier 4 in the world

adelaide

...

Spotted the redditor

Why hasn't EG dumped their team and bought a new one?
They're the richest esports team company

DUDE

the same reason navi keeps dendi
winning isn't the only way to make money

who the hell are they going to buy that is good and a free agent?

imagine the nuclear fallout on reddit if they do something like this. think about how it will affect their RTZ jersey sales

>r-reddit...
Sorry shartie, but EG are officially the most reddit of all teams.

Why would they? Americlaps fucking love Sumail, Fear, and Arteezy

what stream lmao

Everyone is a free agent if you offer them enough money

this is the first tournament they didn't get a free ticket to, so eg was always in the big cash tourneys before

RTZ is a money magnet for all the 2k shitstains that idolize his dumb ass.

Remember when Dota 2 Reborn came out and it was totally broken, buggy and missing features for weeks or months? Dota 2 didn't lose a single player that time.

Remember when Dota 7.00 came out and all it did was add talents and change the fundamental gameplay mechanics? Then this happened.

What is the lesson here, /d2g/?

Hating someone for their "ego" is 100% pure soy, reddit cuckery.

>2% still have a DK flair

Keep up the mental gymnastics, eg retardbro.

>literal best ti team
>1.4%
ledditors have no taste.

>resorting to buzzwords
Its really fuckin sad to watch EGtards flail around these days desu

Embarrassing, deflecting like the little passive-aggressive soyboy you are.

flawless 180° nigger holy fuck you're an embarassment

(You)

>ban beastmaster
>sumail becomes absolutely worthless

Don't reply to obvious retards

reddiest teams:
EG
OG
Liquid

Why would I be a fan of EG? I hate reddit, hence me calling out reddit.

Complaining about ego is for fucking beta cucks.

Embarrassing. Whine some more you little faggot.

Literally no self awareness whatsoever.

>deflecting
What's the lesson, nudota player?

In other news Katowice starts in a few days, I hope sheever doesn't wear her wig now she has a cute pixie cut.

>the absolute state of nu-EG reddit fans

Soe 2.0

You my friend, are complaining about ego. This lack of masculinity is pure reddit, and to dodge the topic shows how pathetic you are.

post windranger feet please

boy you sure are enjoying this huh
you're not fooling anyone here but yourself

Not by choice, she'll probably keep growing it till she gets her old hair back.

Nigger you're whining about ego, nothing's going to change the fact that you belong on reddit.

Pure. Soy.

>enemy picks tinker

No matter where i go, i just can't stop thinking about Auroth, the Winter Wyvern. Whenever i take a shower, i imagine her with me scrubbing her cold wings with soapy suds. Whenever i'm on the subway, i imagine flying with her instead letting the wind blow through my hair. When i go to sleep i choose not to pull any covers over me so i can imagine cuddling up with her. Whenever i drive in my car, i turn the air conditioning extra low so i can try and feel her presence with me.

God i love Auroth so much.

No matter where i go, i just can't stop thinking about Auroth, the Winter Wyvern. Whenever i take a shower, i imagine her with me scrubbing her cold wings with soapy suds. Whenever i'm on the subway, i imagine flying with her instead letting the wind blow through my hair. When i go to sleep i choose not to pull any covers over me so i can imagine cuddling up with her. Whenever i drive in my car, i turn the air conditioning extra low so i can try and feel her presence with me.

God i love Auroth so much.

No matter where i go, i just can't stop thinking about Auroth, the Winter Wyvern. Whenever i take a shower, i imagine her with me scrubbing her cold wings with soapy suds. Whenever i'm on the subway, i imagine flying with her instead letting the wind blow through my hair. When i go to sleep i choose not to pull any covers over me so i can imagine cuddling up with her. Whenever i drive in my car, i turn the air conditioning extra low so i can try and feel her presence with me.

God i love Auroth so much.

can i be part of the discordfags? i want friends ;_;