/ink/ - Splatoon General

Vivi is cute! CUTE!!

I'M GHERKIN RICK!

I asked for worst squid, not second best.

>Vivi
You all still like this talent-less hack?
You guys don't know that he camwhores on chatsturbate for money in-between tricking you fucking losers for commissions?
he scribbles anything and you mouth breathing, paste eating, window lickers eat it right up.
this man literally masturbates to anal vore and sexualizes CHILDREN and you fuckers are okay with it?
Good to know that ink will never get any better because you idiots will never stop orbiting anyone who draws your fucking OCs.

when a mommy squid and a daddy squid love each other very much...

Someone post the one with the OTP cuddling

What kinda tastes do you even have?Which one do you think is the actual best?

Cool post, retard
Got and proof to back that up, dot?

t. dot

Last one for me A crew.

Sweets x Cake?

Only the best and brightest. Geek >
Speedy > Bully

Holy shit, last thread was a fucking nightmare
Don't ever pull that shitposting game again

>still cryig about drawfags
>still crying about vivi
>still crying about drawings
>still crying about OC's

Will anons butthurt ever end?

I'm pretty sure it was just one guy being a massive faggot. The same guy that kept referencing everyone to the "No autism in this thread" post.

486 matches thrown, see you tomorrow /ink/

Long as you think the best yebby is unironically _Chad

No, sadly. I’m afraid to say, but it’s a terminal case of ass ravaging butthurt.

That's a given though.
The real question is, who is WORST yebby excluding Orion?

>Implying kier is better at drawing than vivi
>Implying he doesn't have the worst fetishes in this community
Here's your free (you)

Orion isn't the worst, he's one of the best

Worst is unironically buttslut

GGs A/A/L

But you missed out on >implying that anyone else sexualizing children is suddenly better

GG Ramirez

Salmon Run 3/4

good having you on board, man

Thanks for suffering with us!

>lost 12 matches in a row
is it just me? I'm sorry I let you down team money, I'll bow out.

Three matches in a fucking row I've won and then gotten a connection error at the screen it would have given me rank points. Three matches in a row I should have increased by 6, but no, I'm still stuck at 59. I just want to hit Queen and go to sleep.

Ggs Jacky, rema, and Kowiz
Thrasherox out

Oof, I totally forgot about Buttslut. Yeah, he's pretty down there. It's a tie between him and Orion imo.
Vengeance is in top 3, for being the light at the end of the degeneracy tunnel.

So there's Chad and Vengeance, but who is third in this list? In fact, you may as well type a whole damn ranking list and have all of us disagree for different reasons.

As a concensus or just personally?

whats this user talking about?

ggs

Love 3/4 SW-1382-5495-2712

Vs Love
Wins: 17
Losses: 16
Mirror
Win: 1
Starting power: 2208.3

tfw you go on a heavy losing streak once you hit champion

Just personally. A consensus this late in the day wouldn't do so much.

Two threads ago, the forced meme >> was mine at first it was a genuine attempt, i wanted people to talk about game-related stuff and stop all if this unfunny shitpost, but since it didn't worked, i got bored and spammed it to piss people off
last thread was a falseflagger since i was sleeping and i'm sure it's the same guy that falseflagged as Nerd to add fuel to the fire

Salmon Run 3/4

Chad = Poser (Ascended to the status of martyr after his death) > Vengeance = Biker > Hunter >Art > Vidya > Chilly = Snowboarder = Trendy = AVGY = Paparazzi = Scientist >>>>>>>>>>> Literal shit on the ground > Buttslut

Invalid friend code

>Implying most of people in this board aren't there especially for the pr0n
i'm sure if we removed all of them, there would be 4 or 5 posters

The falseflagging and the discord boogeyman hunt that happened at the start of the previous thread
also my stolen forced meme

I was the "What if your woomy x" guy.
Sorry I contributed in shitting the thread up.

Speedy is loved!

Love Champion right now!

This is actually a pretty acceptable list. Might move Vengeance a bit lower to match Hunter, but I rate this "good list"/10

shut up slow woomy

F I N A L L Y.

Time for SR now.

Will Speedy woomy help Nerd woomy get into shape?

i was >> so you're not the only one that fucked the thread

Sorry friend. Rooms up

Anyone else get massive connection problems in the new shifty station? I use motion controls and multiple times the camera would move permanently right while I was aiming. My controllers work fine in the test room and at the concert.

>finally get the switch and spoondoom2 a year later
>5 ish hours total of play time before splatfest
>get consecutive gangbang pornos shot on my ass by enemy team for the few matches I played so far
Still lots of fun. Dont worry money, I'll do my best tomorrow !

gee i wonder who made that anti autism post two threads ago! surely nobody here!

I'll play one while you add me.
Congrats

Alright then. From best to worst.

>Chad
Because he automatically is top squid, but also because Lemonade and Stacy
>Biker
Most fleshed out, sex god, looks good in a leotard
>Vengeance
The threads savior, protects special woomy’s ho-hos
>Hunter
Just wants to make friends, unintentional Chad in the making
>Art
Broke the gay ship streak, hasn’t had any real shitposts about him
>Vidya
Liable to shitpost, sucks at video games, tsundere as fuck
>Chilly
Zero fucks to give
>Poser
NOTGAYNOTGAYNOTGAY
>Trendy
Poser’s only friend, is forgettable
>Paparazzi
No one has any photo evidence that he exists
>Buttslut
He’s had a tough life
>Snowboard
Utter spaz
>Scientist
Even cucked by the list

I mean. This guy. This guy right here. But the past is the past.

>DC'd again
>on the last wave too
i have no idea what the fuck is going on today antdude but this is being a right bastard

>Lemonade and Stacy

It's alright

Salmon Run 3/4

SR room open 2/4

dont worry SM you are more than welcomed if you want to return

Thanks!

I also rate this "good list"/10

>inkling OC circlejerking

it's not really, since every time it happens my profreshional rank gets tanked
if it keeps up i'm gonna drop down

Do you wanna join us in Salmon Run? Are we friends?

Honestly, Chad is the only thing keeping Biker from being the best bar none.

Sure why not.

Added you

...

what would you like to see posted instead?

leaguefags>srfags confirmed
Someone post the copypasta

Rooms up

...

Is good list. Do woomblies now.

Chad is a tough wall to break. He deserves the top spot.

It says room is full.

>lose 20 in a row
IM SORRY LOVE! IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS ! THEY SAID WE WOULD STOMP !

Can I do it in pairs to save space?

Sure man, whatever's coo.

>Tfw your 1% wins the match

sauce?

I was having the same problems but I was getting them on the other maps too. Shit's pretty fucked right now, might be due to the heavy server traffic or maybe this new update broke something.

that's it for me A-team, geegees. fun as always
sorry if i was a bit lackluster

ggs L, SM and RM that was the last for me
awesome games

>Slut & Schoolgirl
Disputed queens of ink, to win the crown you must outfuck them both
>Lemonade & Stacy
Thanks to Stacy they’re aiming for that crown. Also they have a Chad
>Special & Autism
Must be protected at all cost
>Green & Tennis
Can be cute when Green isn’t being extremely lewd
>Milf & Sweets
Both are adorable in their own way, and both will fuck you up if you mess with either
>Weeb & Hip-Hop
They’re great foils for one another. Heterosexual life partners for life.
>Hoodrat & Speedy
Both have very extreme needs
>Milky & Yandere
One is openly psychotic, the other hides it very well
>Russian & Nerd
More extreme version of Weeb & Hip-Hop
>Skater & Cowgirl
Quite lewd, need more of both
>Smug & French
Smugness singularity
>Berry & Bucket & Greenzip
Too one note
>Business & Construction
Too busy with work
>Pothead & Stoner
Liable to eat all your snacks
>Hobo & Hurricane
F
>Octofucker & Bunny
Cucker and cuckee
>Honey & Hobo & Bully
MIA

Do you still want to play?

Salmon Run 2/4

Thwompu's twitter!

Ggs A, L and L, i'm done for now

3/4