/eagg/ East Asian Genocide General - Best Girl Edition

>DW9
>better than anything

...

So you admit that you want /eagg/ to drop musou games and become a saber themed general?

You can turn off Depth of Field for PS4 and PC.

I'd rather than then listen to people talk about 9 in all it's garbageness.

Fuck off, Seiba. I'd rather die a ghost of /eagg/ than be alive as a dog of /fgog/.

PC with a 1080TI is the only way to get a decent experience.

>watching a literal jew youtuber
I thought you were better than this /eagg/

What are you talking about

Look at the poster count between now and pre-launch, these guys are /v/ fags bullying us for thinking fun things are fun.

Or some discord shills. Since when has /v/ cared about musou?

Sterling is like the only person to really listen to for DW quality. I'm not gonna buy Koei's bullshit blindly.

>more people post in a general when it has a new game
Woah,,,

>implying anyone who can speak english would want to play musou games or know what they are

I hate Lu Lingqi and I think she smells! >:(

More Lingqi for me then.

Says alot about their quality, yet you wonder why people would shit on them... Makes me think.

Lingqi looks like a moving sex doll, disgusting. Even Xiahouji is way better than her.

If you say even one good thing about Poo Lingqi you better be prepared for punishment the likes have never been seen before on this earth. Even my grandfather would hide in fear from it!

She has nice lips.

Stop saying good things about that animal's daughter!!

Suck my dick Dong Bai.

How dare you try to order the granddaughter of Dong Zhuo around! I should have you arrested!

You wish.

tfw no doujin of Dong Bai pegging an ugly fat bastard.

Who the fuck is gonna play this shit game long enough to play the DLC with Dong Bai

I will do anything for the princess!!!!!

At least there's still good old Dong Zhuo

Look at dem tatas and armpit. KT know what's up.

I would but it feels utterly pointless when they probably won't put in any effort and keep her as a Dong Zhou clone.
Maybe I'll make a return for her when they release the weapon dlc too.

Would you play DW9:XL where they bring back all the old voice actors and weapons.

Also new charactera:
Dong Bai: Grey Griffin
Hua Xiong: Terry Crews
Yuan Shu: Richard Steven Horvitz
Zhou Cang: Robin Atkins Downes
Xiahouji: removed

No. It's still ubisoft skyrim garbage.

I'd play it but I wouldn't buy it.

Random Veeky Forums visitor here

Why is this general called as "East Asian Genocide" ?

Jim Sterling coined the term in his DW7 review to describe the mass murder of Chinese people.

youtube.com/watch?v=LwOpIiOeYYk
lmao what a joke of a game

How can one woman be so based?
She's perfect

Have they said anything about the FPS patches for PC yet?

Nope. Either they have given up or PC is not their specialty and it's taking a while. They only cared for PS4.

what did he mean by this?

>Here lies the failure of Wei!
I doubt she would have said it to his face even if Cao Pi was a dick

>Jiao sisters
>*suddenly having mental images of genderbent clones of zhang jiao sucking off the dong*

It always irks me that when they say that shit before there are three kingdoms.

It makes more sense in Japanese and Chinese since they are supposed to make a reference to the game's title. Shin Sangoku Musou/San Guo Chingchongidontspeakchinese.

I play these games in Japanese. It still irks me.

There ain't no sangoku yet, baka yaro!

>worse graphics than dw7 and 8 ps3
this game dude.... i cant think of any positives

Koei never cares about any PC game they released.

>"you are a super-unmatched of the 3 realms!"
I'm not sure that's any better desu

Tends to happen with hamfisted title drops.

But hey, at least there's no scene where someone says "So what, we're some kinda Dynasty Warriors?"

I unironically want this

>married to a tranny
>loves jizz on his eyes
Yeah. You keep listening to Fag Sterling.

Yeah I was going to say, I'd fucking love that.

William actually says that in Warriors All Stars.
>So, this is what it feels to be a...Dynasty Warrior

youtube.com/watch?v=IWmdr4eGFUE

Those twitter icons fit perfectly in RTK XI
You just have to crop it to 240x240

>believes the sterling shill who repeatedly shitposts and even replies to himself to make it seem like other people agree with him
I thought you were better at seeing through the enemy's tactic than this

>max settings looks horrible

why is it like this? why do they always use bullshots or a version of the game that will never happen?

Should've watched Sterling's video before purchasing.

>purchasing.
you mean pirating. i've learned to never buy a dynasty warriors game when they come out. only had to learn that lesson once with 6.

Good boy. Still, should've watched Sterling before pirating. Wouldn't have wasted your time on this garbage.

If you mention Sterling again I will execute you and your family to the third degree

Zhen Sanguo Wushuang
Zhen = True
Sanguo = Three States
Wushuang = Without Peer

"You are truly without peer in the three states"

Really though, they should just give up and localize it like in

The graphics are good, it's just that the game is very bland.

Maybe because you're too used to seeing Western AAA titles.

Nobody cares about your chingchong trash. Sterling already denounced this flop series

>William: "I never thought I'd be a Dynasty Warriors."

Is this what they mean when npcs Dong Zhou's tranny has ruined their life?

WOW Sun Ce looks like a bitch LMAO

No. They probably mean this series is fucking garbage and Jim exposed it to te world

>Maybe because you're too used to seeing Western AAA titles.
Omega Force has been making these games for a million years. Slavshits are doing better in the first outing.

And since when was good graphics ever a thing in musou games? They've always had poor textures in nearly everything but the character models.

What do expect from Jap hacks. The west's about to have its revenge baybee. Fuck the pedo japs seriously.

It's 2018, if your graphics look like this it's un fucking playable.

>And since when was good graphics ever a thing in musou games?
never, but why can't they? the games run terribly, there's no ai, and they look horrible. you can literally buy better functionality on the unity and unreal stores at this point, but somehow Omega Force improves absolutely nothing except animation quality.

Because theyre idiot Japs. They probably didnt vote for Trump

I don't know about you, but I'm playing the game to smash peons, not admire realistic dirt and wall textures.

Then youre probably an idiot with no taste.

He's unironically defending 9, no shit.

And?

Should I even bother with DW9 if I'm mostly in it for the story? I could just watch cutscenes on youtube but it's all over the place.

What can you guys tell me about Hua Xiong in 9? Is he a gay bara boy or what?

Just watch Jim Sterlings video. Dont bother with this piece of trash

Watch Jimpressions.

He only complained about the gameplay. I don't care for that.

Don't do it
Form your own opinion. Pirate it

Pointless when Jim's video is so straight to the point.

Story? No. The cutscenes in this game are just standing around and talking. The proper cutscenes you'll only see like 3 per character.

Then your an idiot for not talking his blessed guidance seriously.

>Filter "Jim"
>Have the thread is now hidden
So this is...the power of autism...

>Pirate it
I never know where to look for those game cracks when it's mentioned on /v/.