/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #493

Something buggin’ you?

I want to image Sayori is in a ugly Christmas sweater looking out to the cool in the comfort of her home with hot coco in her hands and she is wishing for you this Christmas

>I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is you

>I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need, and I
Don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day

>I just want you for my own

>More than you could ever know

>Make my wish come true

>All I want for Christmas
>is
>you

Hmmm, quite peculiar.

yes. why are you only a face

Evening fellas

youtube.com/watch?v=seFX-e3VDyE&ab_channel=SiIvaGunner

Natsuki!

>not a mobile filename
>”evening” when it’s daytime in the US
F A K E R
A
K
E
R

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Post the minikas eating leaves.

's butt!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Oh shit please sir im just here for a good time

Faker yadda yadda not good enough yadda yadda

how come the threads are moving so slowly these past couple days?

Us Yurifriends come out at night! So some of us are waiting for the sun to go down!

Fucking avatarfags eating up the users.

I’m somewhat flattered someone had paid enough attention to me to take notes of these things.
ILLMAKEYOUEATTHOSEWORDS
>slowly

I really like the Yurifriends, they're so nice.

>slowly
uh-oh

Alright lads, let's try to speed things up a bit.
>your doki
>your favorite aquatic animal

I want Gutsanon to come back and vore me!

buy your dentist

Monika
Manatee

Natsuki
Anglerfish
2nd place: Jellyfish

...

Natsuki
Penguin

Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is big. BIG!

FASTER!

>Yuri!
>Cuttlefish and Orca's
Cuttlefish are strange, Orca's are strange, they never attack humans except in captivity and have 'cultures' of their own. Not to mention Orca's are terrifying.

...

Threadly reminder it is better to be crazy than to be depressed.

Natsuki. Mantis shrimps are pretty cool.

what if you're both

I'm conflicted anons. Hot dog or chicken sandwich?

You forgot this, again.

The Dokis each write a book! What genre do each of them write?

>chicken sandwich
At least you'll know what you're eating

But Monika is both.

chicken sandwich lad

But i'm depressed and love crazy girls! Do they cancel out then? Either way i love Yuri!

Sayori
Harp seals, specifically baby ones. So cute~

Threadly reminder that normalfags are not welcome!
If you've ever been involved with a 3DPD!
If you're not khv!
If you hate anime!
Leave!
Do it now!
Never return!

I'd take the chicken sandwich unless I was in the particularly mood for a hot dog

So is it pronounced mawn-ika or moan-ika?

chiken sandwich are healthier, user remember stay healthy, for her

>If you've ever been involved with a 3DPD!
What if I found them extremely boring and unfulfilling?

monique-a

I miss a local hotdog joint where I used to live. German one, they were really good at them.
Chicken sandwich.

Yeah, you're right anons. Chicken sandwich it is.
This is what sold me.

EVERY THREAD
EVERY FUCKING THREAD I READ THIS
DOKI MARRIAGE IS A SERIOUS COMMITMENT AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN LIGHTLY
HAVE YOU EVEN TIED THE KNOT? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
ARE YOU JUST PLAYING GAMES WITH HER HEART?
ANSWER ME

Perfection edition.
Thank you for doing God's work, user.

you're welcome

make a gun and shoot yourself

I've been visiting this general less and less now that my semester break is over. Anything I missed since #479?

It's Saturday, get some pizza.
Because pizza is never bad.

Which doki would jump in the shower to join (You) while taking a bath?

>Thank you for doing God's work, user.
No one else was doing it, so I made it for Yuri!

>Monika!
>Seals!

AAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAA~

I have given her the ring while we were in my Minecraft world together. It is official, my friend. Please do not doubt my sincerity as a loving husband.

Instructions were not made clear. Dick is now stuck in toaster.

Feel pretty bad seeing everyone posting about eating healthy and shit.
I'm really lucky to have good metabolism. I don't deserve it lads.
I hope Yuri likes soft and skinny bois

Yuri is definitely into soft-boiled boys

hello
hope you guys are having a good day

Lucky. I've been spending the last couple months shedding fat. Luckily I'm nearly at my goal. It's really helped me feel more confident about myself.

Thanks Strelok! I hope you are too, how has it been?

>tfw hard and skinny skeleboi

Good morning my dears! Hope you all slept well or had a nice day if you're a little in the future.
Welcome back to my poetry club!

Word of the thread is "cycle"!
Alternatives are 'lantern' and 'lore'.

As always, if anyone would like to try their hand at writing some poetry, this is your chance!
These words are here to guide you or give you a topic to write about, so do please consider using one of them!
Everyone is welcome to join in, regardless of skill level, so don't be afraid to try this out if you're new! And if you want some advice or feedback, there are many here that would be more than happy to help you out and let you know their thoughts!
Well, I hope you all have fun and I'm looking forward to reading your poems!

Apologies for the delay!
Monika!

poetsofmodernity.xyz/POMBR/Russian/Pasternak.htm#anchor_Toc104356343
Google translate did it for me! These are the inspiration for the Lara poems in Dr. Zhivago

its okay
ive started working out more and more the past few days
pretty alright

Okay okay, then make your doki proud I won't call you out again friendo

Holy fuck its cold
Evening lads! Hows everyones day going
Hey, hope you get recover from surgery soon lad.

Monika and Aligator or walrus

>tfw in the future
wtf where is my cyberpunk Monika gynoid gf

Anyone mind helping me out? Im on a long flight right now in a travel group where Im the only guy. Probably the biggest cosmic joke of my life considering Im awkward and shy, but that's beside the point. I'm bored to tears right now, so if you guys could post some of your favorite rock songs so that I have something to listen to Id really appreciate it!
Ill post a timestamp when I land if anyone cares[/spoiiler]

Here's some of my favorites, so that it's a give and take:
youtu.be/X9bOsdHckhg
youtu.be/BPwZaQfoIbU

Mon ee ka

You're literally in a VN. You know what to do. Pick your route and go do it.

youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw

>implying I have a sense of confidence and self worth
>implying Id cheat on my doki even if I did

Suicide pact with Sayori!

Mow-neh-ka

Yuri.
Octopi.

youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8

this one's pretty good if you're into heavier rock/power metal: youtube.com/watch?v=mgpBOvVyj_c&feature=share

good afternoon, i've been stuck with laundry all day, which kinda sucks. But, I've got a bunch of alone time today which is always nice. How about you?

youtube.com/watch?v=HAJV2va9V9A&ab_channel=fendergibsonsounds

yuri!

Hug pact with Sayori!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=3BEUqBiJrog

cunt