/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

Already have that.

just drag and drop it into your mod's module folder

replace existing banner with yours and you are set

pretty obvious choice probably, but it looks pretty nice anyway
also fits what most players are doing in their gameplays

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

Remember the days when people could shitpost NEW BLOG because Frank was such a shitty community manager?

Good times.

What about Gekokujo? That's a well-liked mod on /mbg/? Doesn't that fit?

whats the most unsatisfying weapon to use in vanilla warband
has to be lance right

Good Renaissance/Pike and Shot mod when?

Renaissance mod i tried fucking sucked
WFaS sucks compared to normal Warband

It doesn't want to work for me.

Have you heard of Total War Three Kingdoms TM yet Cao?

I've married least inbreed girl on the entire worldm I'm so happy.
You barely can see any marks of AFS too.

Aren't Japanese and Chinese people sworn enemies to each other? Or at least pretty often happen to be?

bows

wfas is alright, i wish it wasn't so barebones though

Native faces are the best faces.

sorry sweetie but no one wants to play slav shitholes

you can play as roaches and kill slavs though

If we're lucky Polacks will make another mod for Bannerlord

I can't get it why 1257 author did that. Literally every single female looks like textbook example of some heavy genetic illness. Is this ogre feast /hist/ accurate?

considering how broken WFAS still is and the fact the snowbird team is gone i doubt it

where are they excatly from? that book isn't known outside of Poland at all I think. So either Poles or as brilliant buisnessmen as that team that made paid gun mod for warband recently

What's about that Dynasty Warriors one?

hopefullyy it'll be as flawless masterpiece as wfas was %)

they're russians

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Just make the Deluge as a singleplayer mod :^)

>the lore
What the fuck am I reading?

saving general with superb quality screenshoot once again

all of it

I'm shitting my pants a little every time this red spam happens No crash so far, but I'm running out of pants. What do?
IT or laundry?

you mean those script opcode errors? 99% of the time they dont mean shit and you can just keep playing
autists whine about them especially when playing mods for older versions but they almost never actually affect the game, at least not in noticeable ways

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if they are harmless I'm fine,, I just generally expect crashes out of nowhere at every time. And I have some reasons to do so ( ._,)

Any tips for the early stages of 1257 (user’s mod if that matters)? I’m doing lance recruitment btw. I can’t seem to find any bandit parties, and I’ve tried joining someone else’s army, but all they do raid villages, no battles or sieges.

me on the left

If you have the shekels for it, hire mercs. Go to anywhere near mountains/coasts, I mostly find bandits/looters etc. there.

>I will drink from your skull
what did he mean by this?

uh...where do I start, how to get $ mayby, since it's easy to fix other shit when you are rich I think

-Try to do some tournaments, they are pretty easy and reward is 7000-11000 coins, And since there is shitload of factionws and cities there are always some tournaments all over tyhe map
-Guilmaster's missions pay off pretty well, but not every oneof them. Escorting caravan or goods delivery are probaly the best.For other like rescuing girl, killing bandits rewards are around 100-200 so fuck them at early game

-While doing freelancer, remember that you can pick stuff from battlefields and it's yours. You must survive the battle concious tho and you have to have free slot(s) in inv. Best for selling are big 1h swords (longswords, aiming swords). You can also get any horses this way.
The very best item is banners that bannermen carry, You can sell each for 3600-4400 coins

-I couldn't get much more viable manufactures than pic telated, they might be worth trying despite that. but I don't know much about them

-you can build loot-proof manor with stable income or even own castle (using own vilage ). That's too much data for me to post it here, check mods subforum for details

-you can have up to 29 stable npcs party,

-siedges seem fucked up at first, but they are not that tough, just give yourself some time to get used to them

-there are more bandits when you will get more levelsm they are mostly at Baltic/Lithuania area, central Gernany and Irland. Also Spain, taly, Balkans and central Poland, but less numbers of paries usually.

-there is not a single 2h in modded vertsion that an be used on horse,

-Trade is also ok. Quite a lot of cheap goods sell for +2x more money somewhere else.

-bows are op, horses are squishy, same as shields in comparsion to native. AI horse archers troop are op as fuck., and every other facion seems to have its own kind of then (srsly shit is big thing in yurop XIIIc appareantly) (end of space for typing)

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back from the grave

today's featured image on wikipedia

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bannerlord NEVER

This is Rhodok soil

I don't know which of these posts is the more frustrating.

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back to the week long threads

The 16th century mod, my friend.
I recommend tweaks in this link:
forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,250920.msg7818127.html#msg7818127

eagle and radiant cross

Reporting back,mission complerte. I won't embarass you ever again Great HA sama
Ready to shoot or rape anything while rading 220 km/h at your command

>user 7 : ISIS : 0

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I'm not sure if I remember that well. but in older relases of modded any decent cavalry man could take half of my hp w/ these lances, even from point blank range. Now they are fucked as long as I'm staying not more than 2m away from them. Previous way looked silly but at least they had some chance to fight back. 2 mistakes and you could go home.
Now I feel terrible, like some ultra-greedy bully that appears on every feast to shit on their fun and take their money.

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>come back after months
>this is still going on

I really wish SWC had better maps, some are good but most are those shitty corridors. Also the galaxy map is kind of shitty, but it's a surprisingly good mod. I really liked how it did Force Powers, and blasters are great.
Cao Cao is eternal.

Gameplay wise, is there any actual reason to have controlled volleys as opposed to just having units fire at will?

that's rly all that I know, so no idea if that works as is supposed to work or if that outpreforms usual proj. spam by AI archers

(that's from formation submod I think? not sure here either)

>that's rly all that I know, so no idea if that works as is supposed to work or if that outpreforms usual proj. spam by AI archers

what did he mean by this

Been gone for a long time. I just came back to ask if 1866 had had a proper port yet or if we are still stuck with SIR GABBY.

fuck me if I know
probably something like "install this shit and check for yourself"
You never know what these crazy foreigners are tryin to say, tho , amiright? :^)
Don't give him (you)s or he will keep posting btw

KEK. Well played lad, epic meme.

>start new game
>want to try jewing
>buy some grain at a farming town
>sell it in the capital
>same shit the peasants are doing
>lose money
what the fuck.

pst pts peasants don't buy their grain[. this is where their profit comes from/spoiler]

also, trying to copy such tycoon as peasant himself, trully there are no better teacher if tyou plan to make a fortune :^)

SIR GABBY :-DDDDD

yeah actually, large amounts of casualties in short spans of time are the only way the moral system works which you can see at the end of this webm
if you picked them off at will they wouldn't rout nearly as fast

very nice

when you get the right shit in WFAS it's pretty fun

I'm posting The Humungus, The Lord Humungus, The Warrior of the Wasteland, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla in honour of the original Humungus poster until we get a good post-apocalyptic mod.

Hello /mbg/,

I’d say its been 8 or 9 years since the last time I rammed a stick of butter up my ass while jerking off and fingering my asshole. I did it because it felt really good but that’s not the point of this story. I want to tell you of the events proceeding this fateful masturbation.

I’m sitting there watching The Fresh Prince of Butter Air and around 15 minutes go by and I feel a sticky wetness on my ass cheeks and ballsack. This is when I realized that the butter I had shoved up my asshole had melted and leaked out onto my couch and it had a very distinct putrid stench to it. It had mixed with my shit to create something far worse than shit. It was probably the worst thing I’ve smelt in all my life. It actually smelt many times worse than the time I had stuck a pickle up my asshole and forgot about until the morning after.

While standing there taking in this wonderfully putrid smell I realize that I cannot be the only one to smell this. So I walked quickly upstairs with my ass cheeks clenched not wanting to spill a drop of my shit butter. I pull out from my sock drawer a heavy woolen sock and unload the contents of my asshole into it. I thought the smell was bad before. I now had the urge to do a butter roll out my window to escape the horrid odor. I quickly tied the top of the sock and left my house.

As I walked down the street a brownish-yellow liquid slowly dripped from the bottom of the sock. The neighborhood peasant kids became very curious as to what was going on and as they approached they caught a whiff of the putrid smell emanating from the sock. This is when Joanna, my neighbors 13 year old daughter vomited what looked like a freshly eaten butter and jelly sandwich all over the street. I nearly came in my pants at that moment. I had the sickest hard on. In fact the only thing keeping me from raping Joanna while she lay in a pool of her own vomit was my sock full of shit butter. I knew I had something to do and I was damn sure going to do it. I kept walking.

I finally made it to my local market. An epic journey it had been. Every asshole in the vicinity could smell the putrid odor but nobody knew where it came from. I can still hear them in my mind. “What the fuck is that smell.” “This smell is so bad I think I am going to kill myself with a hammer” one vile beggar said. I even saw a fellow depraved maniac in the corner of my eye. I could tell because he had the same smile that I did. He was laughing with the same glee. I’m sure he’s raped a severely mentally challenged Rhodok child in his lifetime. I know I have.

is this what americans find funny

That’s when I saw him. The old Saranigger who sat in front of shoprite saying hello to every asshole strolling by. I fucking hated this man. I couldn’t tell you why. I just hated him. He could smell my shit butter. I could tell because he was gasping for air. I quickly approached him thinking “this will be the greatest day of my life. Nothing could stop me now.” This is when I felt a sudden burst. I realized later that I had shot a load off in my pants right at that moment.

I was arms length from the Saranigger now. I clenched the sock tight with both hands and swung it at the Saraniggers face with all my might. I hit him in the cheek with such force that the brownish-liquid had sprayed out all over his face. He immediately threw up. I sat back laughing as he washed out his eyes with bottled water. He asked “why?” and I responded by dumping the rest of the socks contents on his head. Truly, I did it for the lulz.

While everybody was distracted I walked into shoprite and quickly shoved as many butter sticks as I could up my ass. It was 4. I left shoprite with the most satisfaction I have ever felt in my life. I remember thinking “wow, I’m such a great person, I get 4 free sticks of butter, and I get to go home and jerk off to CP.”

When I think back on that day, I can always remember how sweet those butter sticks tasted. Nothing sweeter.

hmm, i wonder who could be behind these posts...

Bannerlord's sword combat will be as realistic as this game r-right b-bros t-there will be s-stamina r-right

unless stamina is like med1 it can fuck off

"""realistic"""
honestly if bannerlord combat is as subpar as kingdom cummies i might as well not buy it

doesn't VC and brytenwalda have stamina? that stamina system sucks though.

really it depends on how realistic the devs want the game to be, it's not supposed to be a HEMA simulator like KC

that stamina system is fine but it could be better

what about that good zombie mod?

stamina is trash and so are you

VC stamina is fine. I started using it and it recharges really fast and just means you can't hold W the entire battle.

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While you played your silly european games, I studied the blade in my superior, cultured, refined Naruto mod.

Bannerlord will kill the modding community for M&B. It'll split the community between Warband and Bannerlord. The fun thing about Warband was all the weird janky mods and the surprisingly good high effort mods. Warband could run anyone's toaster, so slavs and roaches and poles and BRs and chinks and everyone all over the world could make their own mod.

hardly anyone makes warband mods anymore so that narrative won't apply