/ink/ - Splatoon General

nth for no mercy to amish yebby

dont reply to it

>got carried
>not even hero splatling

report and ignore

>get mirror matches and it's at least a tiny bit of a challenge
>actually get a match vs money it's a shitstomp

what if your woomy didn't actually play this game anymore outside of the odd salmon run and just shitposted on /ink/ while drinking white russians

The Amish don't use technology.

Right here.

I'm glad people are finally sick of kier, calling him out on his bullshit, and his past three attempts at shitposting have all been ignored.

Maybe it's really uphill from here, huh /ink/

Not soon enough.

Post yfw Team Money wins 3-0

Ayyy I've got two. We main aerospray and splattershot.

Sweet

You mean to tell me people actually went team love?

2hr 50mins

I lost interest in the game after the last Splatfest

ONE MORE!!!

They win popularity how?

At best it'll be be 2-1. I've had almost 80% mirror matches

...

I think Shy Woomy would by great.
Her real name is Sherry, but Shy would be good to go along with the nicknames the other squids have.
Plus it uses letters from her name, so that works out.

cheers

By nintendo doing another """""maitenance"""""

I need two spots, yo

We're 3/4 now

There i left

>connection error during post-match results
It's Nintendo's issue, isn't it?

And right as I posted this someone left. 2/4

I like Shy Woomy

aaa i was gonna join but i accidentally went to solo

No it's your murrican shiternet

How does Shy Woomy act around other yebbies and woomies?

Where you at, listanon?

Probably, happened my on my wired connection

>thwompu will never step on your face

In Splatoon 1 did love or money win? I can't remember anymore.

Good god, why isn't this easier. It'd be great if you could idk, message in game.

Love did

I hope you fucking faggots that cant even score 700p step on a sea of legos

I'm here. Glad we have something to call her besides "Sad Woomy" because that was just a bit... Sad.

Mostly trying to figure out how to handle the whole Poser thing considering he is "dead"

>get out of solo
>room full
heck
oh well

Does he have nice feet?

According to the greentext last thread, he’s hiding out, and his cousin Poseur Woomy is visiting

Love, just more evidence of NOA blatantly rigging things to try and give Marina a win.

>We'll use a Splatfest theme Marina is guaranteed to win!
>Even go out of their way to make Pearl look like an asshole for good measure

>Mostly trying to figure out how to handle the whole Poser thing considering he is "dead"
Cross out his name and just replace it with "Poseur Woomy"

Im the guy who left, if two more love come someone can make a room

>enemy team had 2300 power
it was over from the start

Money already lost popularity, wins are what really matters though.

I kinda want it to just be a styrofoam tombstone in front of his apartment claiming his death and everyone's just like "Yeah, alright."

My wired internet is shit. Switched over to my phone's 4G hotpspot, no more disconnect, but still getting connection error when I'm supposed to be thrown into another lobby every now and then.

Same

Jesus christ man it's just a game.

Team Money 1/4

>easiest super bonuses I've ever had with randoms
>even high tide was no match for the random weapon wheel

Man this should just be the standard way to do SR. This random shit is great.

>ragtag group of /ink/lings destroy organized group of clanshitters!!!

And your woomys take a swim in fresh water

We gave up and are just playing salmon run. Sorry

i found another quad to drag down anyway
enjoy your runs

Still wanna go for it? I've got till 45 p for king then I usually stop

I'm down, still need squids?

It is?

Reporting in

You gonna make the room?

Well, I'll make the room so if y'all still wanna go, team money

I decided to draw Green for my warmup...the Panty&Stocking style came out of nowhere.
Thanks for teaming with me yesterday, Kombu! And thanks again for subbing to my patreon ;w;

I'm gonna miss this Shifty Station it's just too good

aw snap

>thrown into a team consisting entirely of memezap 89s
hmmm

I like this style. Shit Idk which I like more, this or 90s anime.

>just made love queen
>64% win rate against team money...over a grand total of 8 games against them

Pssssht, gg no re money. Maybe playing on a team that could be bought wasn't your best idea.

I didn't get much better at just 13 matches against them to get to Queen. One good thing about it at least is it makes the ride alot more fun since I don't have stress so much about wins and losses.

ohh this is really nice

yeah that image was drawn by shädman

>only need like 3 more matches to hit Queen
>"Connection is unstable" halfway through every goddamn match

Team Money 3/4

The answer is my Osomatsu style

What's Shy Woomy sipping?

Well I got to 100 fairly quickly and reaped my rewards. How's everyone else's Salmon Runs and Splatfest matches going?

Am at 500 in SR, will try to get 999. We need one more in Splatfest, care to join?

Kinda depends on who it is, but she usually speaks barely above a mumble.
If she finds that they're kind she -might (eventually, maybe)- open up and start speaking more confidently.
But if it's like pic related she'll barely get a word in.
The only one she really trusts and acts casually around is her doll Squibbens, which was given to her when she was just a Squib.
She talks to it a lot and in her head it actually responds.
Most of the time it gives her friendly advice, sometimes it mentally gives her a kick in the pants to get her to toughen up, but it's always there to listen.

So yeah. Super shy, mostly only talks to her doll.

Sent
-jojo

>reach money king
>decide to have one more match before calling it quits for tonight
>80% of the map fucking yellow
>love wins

How do i get all my friends to stop making fun of me for having a switch and playing splatoon instead of 2k?

Sure!

Does she carry squibben around? I can imagine Nerd or Weeb thinking it’s some kinda collectible and asking a lot about it.

GGs A, O, C. Gonna eat now

gg 3/4

I'm gonna take a break as well, sorry fellas. Good luck

>splatfest
terrible I just stopped at champion
>SR
random weapons is one of the best ways to play
Im going to rehost very soon

does she have any friends?are they /ink/ woomies?

That was really fun Armando gg