League of Legends - /lolg/

>When your team refuses to let you win so you have to drag them kicking and screaming across the finish line
All I fucking want is a positive winrate Riot stop making me break my fucking back trying to get there.

>27 assists
>lose because mid still fed the enemy Zed like crazy

Remove yourself!

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Hammer!

>no "All heal/shield support mains are useless assholes who think they're smarter and better than everyone else" option

xth for NTR.

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What do you do when two or more champs are flaming each other and it's enough to cause one of them to not group?

YOU GOTTA BE KITTEN ME

>ywn cuddlefugg Jinx and nut 6 or 7 times inside her in the process

I want to NTR (You)

Jinx exists to get cuckqueaned by dairy duchesses like like Vi and SG Miss Fortune

>carrying team
>our jgler decides to 1v5 every time he respawns
>only constant

That's not how this works kid.

most accurate description of support mains they choose to play the bitch role and type “SIGH” in all chat when things go the slightest bit south

can't really do anyhting about it unless you are someone that is doing really well so you have some respect in the game but not much you can do in most cases, if people wanna act like faggots then they're gonna.

Would Jinx be a good mom?

I doubt it

So how do the first 10 placements work? Does LP matter in them? Should I dodge like a madman to try to win all 10 games and hopefully get placed on high Gold already?

Just a reminder that we have a lewd thread up here if you want to dump porn or excessively lewd posts or whatever.

did I already miss the early sales for the latest Project skins?

ekko buffs when

does jinx like dogs?

nvr :(

No next early sales are for the Star Guardians. Then the Chinese skins. After that I think is PROJECT.

Which chinese skins? I can't remember what came after Star Guardian but before Project

why life gotta be so shit lolg

trash threads are usually far less active which makes people participate less

Veeky Forums is very much a "I want to [lewd thing] with X" type of general.

NOOOO
NOT LIKE THIS

Do not outsource lewdposting to another board. /lolg/ lewdposting should stay in lolg!

no ty

Sona will help her be a good mom to their daughter.

Pls respond. If LP matters in them I guess I'll just accept the forced 50 and get placed in silver on my smurf.

garbage game garbage playerbase garbage everything

Sacred Sword Janna, Eternal Sword Yi, and Soaring Sword Fiora. Also Eternum Cass and Arclight Yorick are with them for March. May will actually probably be the PROJECT one since that's about 6 months.

sort of like life

Viktor is cool.

It will never die. You will eventually surrender and admit to being a healslut. It's the path all support mains take. You just need a little more encouraging

I never said take the lewd out of /lolg/ but sometimes it helps to just lewdpost without boundaries every once in a while.

You can dodge all you want, doesn't effect elo, lp or anything
However unless you go 9-1 or 10-0 you're going to be placed in silver
I placed in the exact same elo I did from last year on my smurf, not even a tier up and I had golds on my teams.

oh yeah, alright, thanks user

>open link
>bad nude edits and 3DPD webms
>close link
No thanks. I'll take my chances getting b& when I push it too much.

Yeah, I need to see what's the highest bracket you can get placed at if you manage win all 10. Guess I'll watch some of those "unranked to diamond" streams to know.

There is NOTHING more painful than having a trash Blitz support.

Watching him miss 8 hooks in a row.

Watching the enemy botlane slowly realize that they can just ignore him and 2v1 you.

Have you worshipped kek today /lolg/?

Since meme magic is confirmed real what League meme can we bring into reality? Hard mode: No waifus

>There is NOTHING more painful than having a trash Blitz support.
A vi support

Your move.

watching him pulling a galio on your face when teamfights begin

kys

Boundaries are what keeps us honest. They keep us from going too far and destroying ourselves. We must be a united lolg not a divided one.

>unironic lee sin support

>not enjoying the /a/ shitstorm
C'mon man

>protect her
No, if this happens if I don't.

which ones the real one and which one is fake?

>Queue mid for primary and top for secondary
>Get top 7 games in a row

Why even ask me if they are not going to fucking mid?

>leveling up
>having to unlock champions

>i'm first pick
>pick ww
>my team proceeds pick squishy champs
>im the only front line
>"uhhh we're gonna be squishy as shit and they have 3 tanks"
>proceed to lose cause theyre made of paper and enemy team has so much front line and poke
fuckin a man
>brand supp btw so no heals or shields

Mid's the most queued role in the game by a long shot. Of course you'll get your secondary a lot more.

that feel when playing normals with a raging cunt and his less ragey cunt friend and don't know how to get away from them without making them angery

What would Vi be like as a girlfriend?

gay

>TFW 17/3 win/loss match history in upper plat
I'm not even a smurf, this is my actual elo

Bite the sheets, cupcake, I'm going for elbow-deep tonight.

>Pick Urgot support into their Blitz
>E out of his hook just to fuck with him
>Blitz just goes off on his adc postgame, even after his own shit roams, and overall horrible performance

I live for this

>bugsplat while loading game
>can't reconnect despite restarting my client like 3 times
>leaverbuster

I stand by my hate for this new role select. outside of ranked and anything below diamond 2, since they already have high enough queue times and they're such a small group that most will give up the roles to someone else if they know the person is that roles main they need to bring back old team select. I'd rather wait 5- 10 extra minutes to know I'll get mid than pick mid and top or mid and fill with 2-3 minute queues not knowing what bullshit i may get filled to. hell ive been filled jg and even top with supp primary before, the new queue is so shit, fuck riot man

how do so many manchildren end up working for riot
they give fucks like sanjuro and danielzklein professional positions and have a whole team dedicated to winning good pr on reddit what other company does this

I hate melee characters, I never feel fast enough to justify having to get in close. Shoes don't seem to fix it.

Why does Jax have like 5 unavailable skins for fuck sake
I want Angler Jax on my smurf, this shit is aids

Mighty Jax isn't available.
Where are you seeing that it is?

yeah melee is just suffering outside of a good matchup in lane
riot thinks it’s a good idea to give the longest range champ in the game also a knockback and long range pseudo-cleanse resetting jump and let crit be the best scaling damage option while being relatively cheap and making any pure damage option only viable on ranged characters and cheese assassins

QUICK DO I DODGE

yes

>Star Guardian Ezreal

>the lewdpost thread has over double the unique posters of this thread
lmao

The HotS team, but we actually have a good balancing team. Look at all those Chads.

>lives in a house with a bunch of 10/10 girls
>has another teenage slut drooling over his dick
>gay
Jealousy is pretty ugly user

Makes sense
Same reason Veeky Forums will always be a better board than /v/ although they have separate functions.

You have that backwards

Jesus christ how did I reverse that when I typed it out.
Fuck my life it's way too late.

>Sona walks in a straight line at me for harass
>Q-AA-E
>FIRST BLOOD
They NEVER pay attention to the Feathers.

>17 is a bigger number than 39
user...

half the people i know that play hots are also into weightlifting truly the chad option for some reason

Explain chests to me

I want to eat delicious tacos with Kled!

They aren't worth grinding for, just get them as you go along.

>fat guys showing their fatceps

wow

twitch
.tv/heroesoffitness

Hello, I am a healer and I am not a slut.

Ask me questions.

Wow, what the fuck. You weren't joking, that's a lot of Chads and alphas.

Best girl.
Best pussy.
Best wife.

If you get honor, every few days you get a third of a key.
Three thirds give you a key.
Key opens a chest.
You get a chest once per week if you (or sometimes a teammate) gets an S in a game.

So on average, you'll get a chest per week and a key if you're not a jerk.

Inside, probably a worthless skin. So about once a month you'll reroll your three lowest value skins from chests for a skin that you can activate or dusk for OE toward a different skin that isn't dumb.