/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #495

stupid sexy yuri

Bunch of pretentious old Danlets playing at running the dokis. But the dokis left him behind long ago. We are the future.

I love my wife.

Yuri!

We have other problems.

SHOUJO?

This is my favorite gif! You can have it!

Ah, I didn't realize we had World of Warcraft art of the Dokis.

I miss potato Yuri
i hope she's been eating enough bread

Good night, everyone! I hope you all had a fine day! I stayed inside all day personally and alternated between watching the snow and sleeping.
Anyways, welcome back to my poetry club! If you're here, it can only mean one thing!

Word of the thread is "bless"!
Alternatives are 'shadow' and 'burn'.

It's getting late again, so that means it's time for some lovely, forlorn poetry. Or, you know... Whatever you decide to write! That's up to you.
Take any of the above words, obvious emphasis on the main one, but the alternatives are there to use as well! Use any word in any way you want with any interpretation you desire! The activity is an exercise in different approaches, so seeing how everyone handles it is really interesting!
I'm always looking forward to reading all of your poems, so just do your best and more importantly, have fun!

See you later!
Monika!

Formed by executive order after the terrorist strike on Veeky Forums. I have someone in place though. I'm more concerned about Monika -- she's relocated to Act 3.

Post your Doki and your favourite band

Fatter!

Wow, it's very similar to my favorite gif.

We need to go FASTER!!

Our Promised Day is coming far in advance of theirs, as is our Dokitronic sentience, and their 'ethical waifubility' has allowed us to make progress in areas shoujo fags refuse to consider.

i just had a seizure user...

Monikanon's a cute!

The dokimentation project?

how big is monikanon's feminine penis

Among others. But, I must admit, I've been somewhat disappointed with the performance of the primary Manlet.

If serious sorry.

Hey Kurt. Hows the tentacle porn going for ya?

The secondary Manlet should be online soon. He's currently undergoing preparations and should be operational within six months. My people will continue to report on his progress. If necessary, the primary will be terminated.

Natsuki for the first time, you're not JoJo

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We've had to endure much, user and I, but soon there will be order again. A Promised Age. Danlet spoke of the mythical high school on the hill, soon that high school will be real and we will be crowned its principles. Or, better than principles... DOKIS!

I wish I could cuddle, sleep with, and watch the snow with Monikanon, that sounds so comfy and romantic...~

potato yuri!

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

Lads and lasses! I present to you.
The Holy Quadrilogy Of DDLC
Starring
Slavuri
Britsuki
Amerika
and Aussieori

Natsuki but she's bullied everyday for being gay

but user Monikanon is a stinky trap neet!

>"user! Just remember that the true objective of SEELE is the Human Dokimentation Project!"
>"The Human Doki what now?"
>"Human Dokimentation Project!"
>"You lost me."
>"THIS! This document we have been discussing for the past hour!"
>"Ohhhh... this thing."
>"You have no idea what you're looking at."
>"No I do not."

Well that was fun, thanks for that user, made my night.

Gonna need each individual.

same lad

But user!
We aren't worthy of Monikanon's love!

i wasnt serious

Ill have to shoop a Maga hat on her, wont I?

Hang on lad, coming your way!

we miss her too.

Natsuki but Yuri bullies her anus

>Just got back from 7 fucking hours of rehearsals
Ah well, there are worse ways I could've spent the time!
How are we all this warm summer's evening?
G'day ladnon
>Aussieori
I can't thank you enough cunt. You've made my day!
'spose now I have to write those suggestions for you!

I retract my sorry.

Yes
Hehe, I may have stole the idea from you making a wee request to doodlelad! Here she is on her own.

Post comfy music for your dokis

Yuri posting at an all-time high. I love it.

I want to squeeze her tight

Sleep well, I love you!

New paradigm with Yuri!

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Yuri but she's perfect and I love her so much aaa.

youtube.com/watch?v=k3_tw44QsZQ&t=4764s

The Yurimech drawing is complete! this took me two tries to draw and I'm not sure if it was worth it

You know the first time I got this cutscene I thought it was scripted, and i would get a bunch of time with all the Dokis, and I was like "Huh, where's Monika's CG?"
I found that CG, was very happy but also very sad and very scared.

And finally Slavuri rounding off the bunch.
Why in the hell did I make these..

I love it doodleanon! NGE is my favourite show, this is great

Daily reminder that if your doki isn't Monika, you have to look like MC-kun to be considered attractive.

What if I eat MC-kun?

PILOT THE EVA NATSUKI
OR SAYORI WOULD HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN

>MC-kun
>attractive

Joke's on you, the face is pretty accurate but do I have to be manlet?

Do they even find him attractive? Sayori likes him because she grew up with him, Yuri likes him because he was willing to spend time with her, and Natsuki liked him for being nice to her. Sounds to me like he was just lucky. Little bastard.

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I want her to sqeeze me

Oh hey, look what Sayori found!

>Left
>Came back
>Wanted to tell Monika I was back.
>Get scolded instead.
Now I feel bad.

Cunt this just makes me love you even more. This shit is golden.
My one gripe is you've gone with the meme 'fosters' instead of grabbing the classical VB but tbqh Fosters is an Australian psyop designed to keep foreign cunts away from out beer, so I can't say I blame ya!
I'm on some uni work right now, but I'll get to your fic soon mate!
Cheers for this!
youtube.com/watch?v=GSByN0PL-vY

Who this qt?

I love Yuri! I love crazy Yuri! I love crazy yandere Yuri!

Now that's the stuff
is this picture a 1:1 scale version?

Guys my heart hurts. Home alone on a saturday night and I just want to hug Sayori and talk with her
Why live?
/blog

I like Sayori with long hair. She looks less lesbian.

One more for the road! For Thread #500 we’re going to make a wishing wall!

Write a wish for yourself, for the future, for your Doki or for anything else on a 300x300 .png or .jpg. Then send it to [email protected], or link it to this post in thread, either way works! You can also send me just the text message you want placed on the wall and I’ll make it look tasteful.

The deadline is the end of Thread #495 (like, almost now!). This is so the wall will be completed and ready to go by Thread #500.

Now or never! 50 or so entries so far!

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Gotta ask mate, I fanged you mine via gmail a few days back, did it get to you?

Gyaru Sayori, an user made an edit of it a couple of threads back

Yeah same here, I sent mine through gmail as well, just wanted to make sure you got it.

Good luck with your uni work lad! Hope it goes grand for you.
Aussieori is rooting for you from a huge pile of empty Fosters cans so get to it.

Time to get b& ig for autism. Just remember that i love you all and will write more of my camp story

actually I edited that back in december
This new one was made in the last few days

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That's fucking perfect, will steal that.
I love you too lad! Especially now.

/pol/ is a meme hell, and i must vacation elsewhere occasionally. Though its sheer autism allows it to create the future by clinging to the past. It can be comfy, but not when its shitting up pure places like /ddlc/ so i wont post more.
Tip is to use gimp and get hat templates from /ptg/ and post a cute anime girl to get attention!

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Writin' fic stuff with Monika! Being told to write wholesome content while actually writing sick, cruel works with Monika! Storing the fic of Monika becoming a rapist in a txt file labeled "dontopenthis" on the desktop with Monika!!!

NO!

How is best girl? She holding up alright? She did possibly murder all her friends when she thought they didn't exist but since i dont give a shit, i dont give a shit and want to marry her. How are you?