/kcdg/ - KangzDom Cum Deliberates

lazy cunt op edition

>What is Kingdom Come Deliverance?
Kingdom Come Deliverance is an open world RPG set in the Bohemian countryside of the Holy Roman Empire in the very early 15th century. You play as Henry, son of a blacksmith, voiced by and modeled from an inbred looking Englishman. The game was kickstarter funded to the tune of around 5 million USD. The map is 16km sq. From the homepage:
>The death of its beloved ruler, Emperor Charles IV, has plunged the kingdom into dark times
>One of Charles' sons, Wenceslas, has inherited the crown.
>His half-brother and King of Hungary, Sigismund the Red Fox, senses weakness in Wenceslas.
>Sigismund travels to Bohemia and kidnaps his half-brother. With no king on the throne, Sigismund is now free to plunder Bohemia and seize its riches.
>You end up in the service of Lord Radzig Kobyla, who is forming a resistance against the invasion.

>Official sites & social media
kingdomcomerpg.com/
twitter.com/WarhorseStudios
youtube.com/channel/UCIqUdfkbYmCGM-YRmk28zCg
twitch tv warhorsestudios

>Gameplay
look it up faggot
there's dev blogs on youtube, loads of losers on twitch, funny moment and bugs compilations everywhere and webms floating around /v/ and /wsg/

>Wiki
kingdomcomedeliverance.wiki.fextralife.com

>Fixes
May or may not fix/improve frame rate
Put this into launch options
>16 GB or more RAM
-heapsize 2097152
>8 GB of RAM
-heapsize 1048576

>Pastebins
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>Previous thread
find it yourself

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First for Maces.

Cuirass over monk's habit is pretty coolio.

Third for maces

xth for weaponsmith goodies respawning after 2-3 days. Happy hunting boys

>KangzDom Cum Deliberates
what is the OP's agenda? retardation?

>Previous thread

>removes embedded
>doesn't have last OP
wew

First for Maces.

What's the best mace and axe in the game?

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>go to check on Hans after i completed the bathhouse quest
>he says Sir Hanush wants to see us, but it's better to go after dusk
>no quest in the Quest Menu
>nothing on the map

what should i do ?
where can i find him during the day ?he is not in his bed nor in the bathhouse.
I can only find him during the night when he sleeps in the bed

The priest just invited me to the tavern at evening. How close am i to finishing the game?

Op is a cuman heathen

baliff's mace
>using axes
vikangz get out

Does The Richer Merchants mod only affect their store value? I don't want it to make the merchants all have 10k coins on their body when I rob them.

7-8 main quests.

Can't you peasants read?
>lazy cunt op edition
cunt being the operative word

That's why we're commenting, because he was lazy in some areas but swift in others

I just noticed people calling me a monk and asking me what happened to my vows when wearing the habit by the way. Robard seemed pissed and said that "a monk's got no business out here".

I was having so much fun. That after i beat the Game (by killing RUNT) That i restarted and am doing a Naked henry run.

Barefoot ROMAN MOD WHHEN!

Where's the blacksmith in Talmberg

Yikes

So I think I've got about 8-10k of total assets...but most of that is in stolen stuff I can't convert into money yet. Am I rich??

threadly reminder

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Why did people get angry at me for killing this criminal who refused to turn himself in?
I was being a good Henry

THOTS DELENDA EST

Baliff's is worse than the Ceremonial mace

I've heard about a heavy warhammer but I dont know its stats

holy shit night raid is the jankiest mission so far

>*blocks your path*

how do I leave talmberg without stealing a guard's armor?

have a free treasure chest i just stumbled upon

Jump.

its your word againts his. He might have had friends and family in the town and you murdered him in front of them in cold blood

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>witcher had that few
>still touted as this amazing game
What's a reliable source for xbox and ps4
huehue

jump the wall

Lads at what point is someone rich in this game?

I'd also like to keep my legs

this is the worst part of the game imo

can horses not charge through bushes ?

its kind of what happened in most battles in that part of the world in that part of history

Do they really?

I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU
STOP STANDING ON THE TABLE INSIDE THAT MAN SO I CAN TALK TO YOU

YOU ARE NOT THE LAW
SIR RADZIG IS
each man must be brought before Sir Radzig or Lord Hanush to decide who is in the wrong
jump the bridge on your horse

Fantasty RPGs are OUT

Historical RPGS are IN

I’m about to wrap up the exorcism quest. Am i close to getting the sabbath quest i’ve heard about?

full plate armor and enough money to repair it whenever you need to

>each man must be brought before Sir Radzig or Lord Hanush
well he refused so I had to deliver swift justice

Alchemy, how the FUCK does it work?
I just brewed the sleeping potion for that one injured dude several times, no problem.
But for some reason, the wermouth spirit just won't come together and I don't know why.
I keep the cooking times as good as I can, but with the other potion, it doesn't seem to matter that much if I accidentally cook too long. Here I just can't seem to get it right.
I tried letting everything cool inbetween and then distilling, distilling the cooking broth and it still won't work.
Also, do I have to turn the hourglass or can I just count the seconds? That would at least let me concentrate more on keeping the fire going.

i guess you didn't notice that draw bridge leading into the castle. you can just fall off the ledge

>What's a reliable source for xbox and ps4
I fear there is none. But looking at steam charts made me realize how absolutely full of plebs the gayming community is with such massive numbers on generic shooters or PlebG

5k really
10k+ and you can just do anything you want

not really, if KCD was released alongside TES 6, fantasy would win. but because it has no competition people are trying it out.

*rides around you*
nothing personnel

Yes, I'm honestly not baiting.

then you knock him unconsious and bring him to the castle duh

>mfw some peasants with sticks ambush me while fast travelling
I don't care if you surrender immediately upon seeing me with my weapon out. You stop me, you get the Rabenschnabel.

>Game won't let me loot Runt
REEEEE
>Return to the town and see if I can get to his body
>Area is blocked off
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I have best weapon, armor and horse gear i can get from merchants and 20k on top of it. Don't even feel like bothering wiht loot desu.

do we have a drawfag/ taking from wsr/ taking from reddit

KCD team had like 1/10 money on the game and marketing that Bethesda spends on their games. Plus its a absolutely new franchise. Give them time to grow and maybe they one day give Shitesda a run for their money

put them to the axe

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>hussite wars start 1419
pleb uprising soon. Mailed knights will feel power of the flail

gamestar.de/artikel/kingdom-come-deliverance-die-reaktion-auf-die-rassismus-vorwuefe,3324854.html

OH NO NO NO /pol/ BTFO

Can anyone explain this meme that the game ends after you kill you-know-who?

Heads up for anyone doing a second playthrough or about to go on the hunt with Han Capon

If you manage to get a horse and go on the hunt with Hans, when the boar runs off you keep up with him, but immediatly get put into combat with the cumans.

>be guardsman at Talmberg
>easy life, nothing happens here
>we did have that guy run in from Skalitz and bring the Cuman hordes with him so that was a bit exciting
>this kid comes back one day wearing full plate armor with gold trim and everything
>whatthekrucifix.jpg
>how did he get all that
>plus he's riding in on a white roan with a bunch of other shit
>he runs up the battlement stairs to Lady Stephanie's room
>i give chase, who knows what this mad man is doing
>he slams the door shut in my face
>wait outside for 1 hour, waiting for him to come out
>cant enter the Lady's quarters, you see
>hearing loud moans and cries the whole time
>he comes out of her room and I catch a glimpse of the Lady in an indecent position as the door closes
>he runs down the stairs, pushing Lord Divish out of the way as he goes

Who the fuck is this guy?

The beta ended at that point and the wiki wasn't updated. It's actually half way through the main quest.

Guess the Ceremonial Mace is the best mace in the game to the best of my knowledge

No idea on axes

Do all the weapons and armor in a shop get put somewhere or do they simply despawn once night comes?

Oh no, it's over /pol/friends, we've lost

What does Theresa's minge smell like?

I've found chests with tons of wares at inns and blacksmiths but I'm not sure if shops do it too.

you can get a mace that has piercing stab damage which is more useful when combined with blunt

>some Cuman in his red pyamas tried to ambush me
>got off my horse, pulled out my bloody mace
>he fell to his knees and begged for mercy in his demonic tongue
>I gave him the mercy of death
Fucking heathens. I swear.

I cant believe how long I played without Master Stroke, this shit is amazing

mashed potatoes and thick gravy

gib pic

>race
>fail because horse got stuck
>triggered as fuck
>load and go to the start to wait until midday
>all the racers are already there chilling on their horses despite it being 2AM
>shoot one in the head with an arrow to see what happens
>faggot gets BTFO
>the rest of them run away
>wait 1 hour
>they are back except the one who got rekt
>repeat until they are all dead
>12
>literally all the racers except me are dead next to their horses
>cuck Divish pretends everything is gucci and starts the race
>the 4 other horses just stand there
>take a nice stroll through the countryside killing local cows to finish the race
>mfw

they get put in a chest

Which one?

>heathens
once again, these cumans are christians. They were fleeing from mongols in 1230s and Hungarian king allowed them to settle in Hungary on the condition they will convert to christianity

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I wish they had implemented the beard technology Witcher 3 had.

Not him, but they're still heathens.

>go to the horse race
>just follow the first dude because the objective is not shown on the compass
>some glitch where my horse is stuck
>everyone gets ahead of me
>fuck it, i manually open the quest log to see where the next checkpoint is and just run there thru mountains and fields and rivers
>didnt see a single other rider for pretty much the whole race
>end up first

lmao

ravens something something
it's a unique hammer

w/e helps sleep at night. Rest assured that God sees everything

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LOADING SCREENS
>start the game
>loading screen
>change the settings
>loading screen
>talk to someone
>loading screen
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Any particularly worthless skill/perk that I should never bother with?

Any clue where to get it?

A Christian Arab is still an Arab. A Christian Mongol is still a Mongol.

time to buy an SSD, faggot

>bandits pretend to be beggar so I stop
>only bother because one of them has a cool mace and I want to use maces
>loot corpse
>has an axe
>mace isn't on the ground
>mfw

yes, but you are heathen on the grounds of religion, not race/nationality. therefore Christian cuman is not heathen

>blackout with father godwin
>wake up in the field with him stumbling around making noises with the sheep

Fuck, that quest was too good
Hope they didn't blow their load too early, if I don't get a quest that fun later on I'll get mad

they charged 60 dollars for this

in case you dont speak Czech, I give you rough translation of the background song during the drinking

Poverty, plague an hunger have come,
no man can handle that,
grief has befallen the land,
everyone with legs have ran away,
kids are screaming women are scared,
who lived yesterday is dust today,
Holy men are scared already,
I woudlnt want to be in their shoes.
And we dont care,
we'll have a beer,
lest get smashed like its the last day.
and we will have fun,
until the morning,
so pour me one and sit own here.
so sit down here and pull your tits out,
show me your huge tits,
cause its judgement day tomorrow.
Pour me another fast,
so the world goes around,
nobody knows if Jesus appears tomorrow,
and if this isnt the last day.

Looks like you had the same idea I did

Keep in mind The Witcher probably sold a ton on GOG too.