/shmupg/ - Shoot 'em Up General

Bahmpu~

>mfw every one is starting to realise that fagnana is an obnoxious crybaby

shepardus dropping the wisdom

i want the farm to gtfo my board

>DOUBLE ACTION will launch March 2018.

how long until exa is cracked and we can pirate all the shit as soon as it gets released

Isn't exa just a windows 10 PC?

Its best to collect cardboard boxes with Cave logos on them.

This thread needs more Casper.

cave stick when?

>drop 5k on an EXA dadboard to play all the hot new games
>it comes with denuvo

>arcadefags will defend this

>>drop 5k on an EXA dadboard to play the hot new mobile game

better than poojins

literally

WaywardSera just went live with Blue Revolver

twitch tv waywardsera

ccwi, the magnum opus of poojins, is superior to any of cave's garbage though

poojin CC and arcade CCWI are completely different dummy

it's also shit compared to cave

>poojin CC and arcade CCWI are completely different dummy
both are poojins because they're made by only 1 guy

>it's also shit compared to cave
nah

Thoughts?

who's going to order an EXA solely to crack it and kill arcade games for good? someone step up

NOOOOOOOOOOO DO NOT DO THAT DO NOT DESTROY FUTURE LET ME PLAY MY ARCADE GAMES NOOOOOOOOO
also
>mobile games is a future of arcade games

>mfw cave announces a brand new dodonpachi exclusive to exa, NEVER EVER EEEEEEEEEVER to be ported anywhere

When is Mushihime gonna go on sale again.
I was too busy playing monhun during the last sale to buy it.

>LET ME PLAY MY ARCADE GAMES
whirrr
it was on sale last week

>it was on sale last week
I know

just pirate it

>EXAdads_whirring_all_shmups_whilst_poorfags_cry.png

banana is right

...

BASED DADSHITS

>spend 5K on exa dadboard
>cracked the same week

what is the best way to play darius gaiden

on a genuine exadadboard™

>after reading it xyga is the one who obliterated banana
lmfao no he didn't, he just wrote a books worth or "you're a sperg" and "if you knew HOW GOOD 15khz looked" it was fucking drivel that exposed the dad mentality and it proved why this scene is shite ie no respect or prioritizing of the actual skill level and achieved high level play whilst trying to elevate consumerism and owning these games as the same level of engagement.

My only disappointment is bnm hasn't yet realized the futility of farmdads and embraced the psychological dismembering ad hominem that i pioneered.

This is exactly the stubbornness and naivety that proves bnms point of the dead arcade model, when you have to defend your shit project on moral grounds you've already lost. "look guise this is what happened when it got cracked before the companies fled but with US it will be DIFFERENT if YOU GUISE STAY MORAL".

they are creating their model because they think they'll make enough money to justify the costs

stay jealous poorfag, i hear 23 new poojins are coming out next week

>they are creating their model because they think they'll make enough money to justify the costs

Yes in a field they know themselves is dated and flawed you stupid fuck, good luck to them if they want to gamble away in a dead super niche corner of gaming business then fair play but to state the major problems and still pursue is deeply foolish and banking on the dad scene to desire owning this shite anymore.

It's not about being a poorfag it's about being smart, even if i was a millionaire i wouldn't buy useless shit i didn't need when superior alternatives exist for free/cheaper, not everyone is a brainwashed western marketers puppet mong like you, some of us are principled.

wtf is 15 khz

FUCKING SPERG ASSHOLE ITS WHY MY CAB SETUP LOOKS BETTA THAN MAME, STICK TO SCORING NUMBERS WHILST I APPRECIATE THE ART

Post your score Xyga

>so dim he can't tell when cee's doing parody.

cave sucks

we know

Actually I like cave but they are just too difficult for me

Cave if the Apple of shooting games. Cultfags keep buying their shit even though it's redundant, repetitive, boring and rehashed fanservice crap.

this

nailed it.

After years of research and studies, finally my "Guide on How to become an STG superplayer" is finished!

pastebin.com/C9GsgFR9

U know it

Why the farm so dead? Did I get into shmups too late?

Past few months has been pretty stagnant. No new releases and basically only exA related bantering. Terra Feminarum is coming out next week and BR: Double Action in next month if Danbo gets his shit together.

yes

You got into shmups at the right time if you actually want to play them. The farm was just all shitposting posers a decade ago.

>if Danbo gets his shit together.
yes the lazy kilt wearing twat, everytime i see him post online its because he's playing some other shite instead of working on it.

At least he has the decency to wear a kilt instead of soliciting sex from animals.

>not to lock development and business into a unique net-centered model and culture. This creates more opportunities, not less.

This is what xyga actually believes lmfao. Who woulda thunk! the future of opportunity is in returning to the model of the past that failed.

Aren't beatmania and sound voltex doing well BECAUSE they're net-centered?
(Well, aside from being good games that people actually want to play that is.)

Yes, goy, throw him to the dadwolves and give EXA the shekels. Now with exclusive arcade stick accessory bundled!

Yeah the uncomfortable truth shmupfags don't want to talk about is the reason shmups fail in sales is because they are failing to appeal to broader bases and the quality just isn't there and when it is the prices are wrong. The market sees shmups as a short term quick game so unless you can master prices that reflect that or content you have no chance plus we already fucked ourselves by being elitist and having shit like that mushi video being the viral representative that convinced the world this was for leet japs only and so they don't try and they don't buy.

>like that mushi video being the viral representative that convinced the world this was for leet japs only
Cave is for leet japs only. Almost every good cave game requires superplayer skills to be enjoyable.
Chaining in DDP games is literally impossible for non superplayers. No idea what this company was thinking when they made their games.

Stop bullying Xyga! Making an already niche genre less accessible and more exclusive is a good way to keep it alive!

>Cave is for leet japs only.
oh boy here comes the dick sucking kraut.

here's the image you can use for the wikihow

meanwhile cave games are by far the most popular in the entire medium

it REALLY makes you think

That because autist gamers like anime fanservice.

>meanwhile cave games are by far the most popular in the entire medium
Lmao no. Gradius, Ikaruga, R-Type, etc are the most popular.
And most players don't care about score or 2-alls anyway. They barely play what they buy, idiot.

where are all the new gradius, ikaruga, and r type games from the last 15 years?

>meanwhile cave games are by far the most popular in the entire medium
lmao no

Are you really that stupid? A company like Treasure or Konami juggles with a lot more money than a niche company like fucking Cave.
They can't allow themselves to make games for a dead genre.

Is DOJ on mame usually set to Easy difficulty, or Normal difficulty as default?

CAVE is by far the most popular.
>Gradius, Ikaruga, R-Type
wew

>do keep in mind that the developer guidelines for the exA do require that ports have some kind of features/content that will be exclusive to the arcade version.

That sounds pretty bad actually. There's a fine line between what could be the main selling point of their platform and yet also their demise.

Who's gonna bother to enhance and port their games for this?

hardest is a normal

it reads anti-developer and pro arcade operator + dad collector

Does it matter when you can just pirate said version?

uhuhu so funny lol XDXD

Where is this dick sucking you fucking tard?
It's a fact that almost every superplayer is japanese.

And who cares if japanese superplayer or whatever kind of superplayer, you fucking tard?
My point was just that Cave games are not enjoyable for normal people.
Even I myself find these games wayy too difficult, although I play nothing but shmups for years already, and already cleared really hard games.

But of course you have retards like this guy Dentaface or whatever his fucking name is, who will praise Cave games anyway, to appear "cool" and "hardcore", or perhaps because they like the fucking waifus in them, or whatever, although they never even really played them, let alone cleared them.

>you fucking tard?
>x2 usage
Nah you flopped senpai, your phonetic rhythm and creative insult game is elementary.

I don't give a shit about my english vocabulary, retard. My language is german, which you can't even speak.

konami made shmups for ps2 wii and xbox
they got BLOWN THE FUCK OUT by dodonchadchi

>CAVE Number of employees: 158
soooooo niche xd

Konami made many games. What are you even trying to argue about?
Are you trying to say DDP is more popular than Gradius? It's really fucking not.
Cave is only popular for shmup players, but Gradius is popular for all kinds of people playing games.

>solely specialized in arcade games, especially shooting games
>not niche

>solely specialized in mobile games, especially shooting games

so gradius is the mcdonalds of shmups that plebs scoff down while cave is the gordon ramsey 3 star restaurant mastermind for food connoisseurs

gotcha

>ugh it's popular so I dislike it

you got pwned son just accept it

you just admitted to being a hipster, that's all
and even if gradius is popular for a shooting game, doesn't mean it's popular in general
being more popular than dodonpachi doesn't mean much

so comparing it with mcdonalds is really just fucking retarded

>Cave is only popular for shmup players, but Gradius is popular for all kinds of people playing games.
you said it yourself
cave is the most popular for connoisseurs, but gradius is popular with plebs

enjoy your pleb dadgames