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stupid sexy twink rat edition

xth for mindbreak.

What runes do I take as secondary on Illaoi?

Only the tightest waifus are allowed in this thread

Xth for anatomy holy fuck

xth for my wife Syndra

resolve for demolish so you can just be maximum splitpush aids

W-What if Kled was the one getting bullied??

>I can't unsee the tiny hands now
Fuck you.

here are two tight waifus

If Support isn't the role to climb, what is?
>ADC
>absolutely crush lane only for mid and top to lose theirs 100 times as hard
>Jungle
>every lane wants a gank even though they're pushed
>Top lane
>Implying
>Mid
>Implying

dude seriously avatarfagging is against the rules, you don't even play the game. You waifu a champion from a game you're not even good at and shit up Veeky Forums threads with your cancer, please take a moment to look in the mirror and realize nobody cares about your pathetic existence and the fictional character you idolize will never love you because she isn't real

Is there even a chance for Renekton to forgive Nasus so they can become best bros again?

No you take sorcery for the maximum AD at level 1, manaflow band and transcendence

>Play Bard
>I die level 1, I thought we could get the kill
>Begin walking back to lane
>See there's chimes
>My adc is safe, under tower, so I can grab a few
>"CHIMES MORE IMPORTANT THAN STAYING CLOSE TO LEVEL"
>Adc level 5, I'm 3, enemy bot is 4
>Later in game
>Team wants to fight 2v2, 1 enemy is late
>I was away warding
>I come in late with enemy
>"BARD YOU'RE SO USELESS"
>/all REPORT BARD
>Roam mid, nothing is happening later
>Suddenly enemy team comes, when my team is under their tower
>People are getting low/dying, obviously I'm going to retreat instead of int
>/all REPORT BARD
>Downtime mid game, so I'm gathering chimes
>/all REPORT BARD
>While team is fighting a fair fight and inting
>Catch a wave top with 40 chimes
>/all REPORT BARD

Two months since starting, and I've probably gotten 10 toxic af games so far. I'm pretty sure I walked away with ~6 reports, even though I was playing correctly. They were even pissed because I was building a tank item, against an all AD team. Pinged my Electrocute rune, even though that's standart.

Sorry for blog.

>teammate hovers Singed jungle

Is this actually viable or a troll pick?

Bad girls can't be waifus.

> waxes about politics and history while mindlessly shoving down a lane
> Diamond 1

is he based

Syndra is Ionian, but she isn't one of the tightest waifus when you compared to the other Ionians.

who would he main?

leave

It's a meme pick, but at first glance no real reason it can't work since I've seen jungle Jinx carry.

>People losing their shit over Rengar Q revert
>Meanwhile Rito actually remembered that Volibear exists
WHO HERE IS READY TO BITE SOME NIGGAS IN A FEW DAYS?

Gladly, I want to knock Xayah up like you wouldn't believe.

>Jhin/Blitz into Jinx/Lulu
>Okay all Blitz has to do is land a single hook and I get a double kill and we steamroll them gg ez
>You hear that Blitz?
>A hook
>A single hook
>A SINGLE HOOK
>A SINGLE FUCKING HOOK
>ALL YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DO IS LAND A SINGLE FUCKING HOOK THE ENTIRE FUCKING LANING PHASE AND WE AUTO WIN
>NOT TWO HOOKS, NOT THREE HOOKS, JUST ONE HOOK
>ONE FUCKING HOOK
THIS JUNGLE NIGGER APE HAD RANK 7 AND A CHROMA AND WENT THE ENTIRE LANING PHASE WITHOUT LANDING A SINGLE LITERAL HOOK

EVEN WHEN I ROOTED LULU HE MISSED. HE MISSED HIS HOOK ON A LITERAL IMMOBILE CHAMPION

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET ME OUT OF SILVER ONE THIS ELO IS HELL I WANT TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Is that supposed to be some kind of rude insult to any of those girls?
Okay.

can't make me

>artist forgot Tattoos AGAIN

you can't complain about anything when you pick a trash champ like Jhin stupid redditor

>building runes for a level 1 all in on a champ with one of the worst level 1s in the fucking game
objectivley wrong apply yourself

Artists consistently forget/mess up Kat's tattoo or put the scar on the wrong eye, I just accept it at this point.

I'd make her beg for it first. Pretend to be uninterested and order her to tell me about how inferior the vastayan race is, and how honored she'd be to carry a superior Human child. I'd then post the video recording all over the vastayan version of r9k.

But is Syndra tight?

keep posting xayah

__yes__
And I ain't going any further.

Rate me

She'd probably be horrified and disgusted to see how a bunch of lustful Human Men are objectifying her like a piece of meat.

>d1
>based

pick 1

Anyone here only play bot games?

Why do people stopwatch when there is literally no way they survive?

unironically me

She can't be as tight as Irelia or Akali though

...

not only but its not the worst practice in the world

bots are basically scripting

Junglesticks is a fucking meme.
>invades and ganks without ult are literally "better hope they can't interrupt channels!"
>can't clear his own jungle without blue
>walking bag of gold with ult down

...

Why do yasous windwall when fighting a champ with 0 ranged skills

Best girl.
Best smile.
Best wife.

Janna

>hurr swain sucks!
>hurr gold is better on literally any other champ!
how about stop being a retard and lern2play

ignore the game before last

H-how tight is Vi?

Ekko deserves more skins

Add an ardent censor somewhere there
>normals

Senpai I don't know about all of that I just want to fuck her. I'm a simple person.

Replace Kog with Varus

Ekko isn't cool man

You mean Nasus forgive Renekton.

>level 19 normals

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

POST MORE FUCKING XAYAH

He was pretty popular until Riot gutted him, same with Jhin

That dude screams Daruis.

What are some other hairstyles that SG Jinx would look cute in?

She's up there, but the Ionian girls, Kat, and Jinx are still decently tighter

what if lulu is too cold to swim in

give the lulu an ardent censer

You mean he was popular when he could go full tank and shit damage? Yeah I suppose so.

Ivern deserves more skins wtf. He is literally the most lovable champ in the game. Stupid Riot

Wasted potential desu. Xayah's main draws are the potential to mindbreak her and the NTR aspect.

he was popular before that

assassins just aren't a thing anymore tho

Xayah x Braum NTR, with Xayah not telling Braum about her boyfriend is patrician

Don't bother man. He genuinely believes he is better than everyone else hereand that he doesn't need to obey the rules. He believes himself free of error and that we are wrong for trying to get him to obey the global rules. he's a lost cuase. just report him and move on. Every report helps.

BUFF WUKONG

He's actually pretty popular

Vision score should be based on time enemies spent revealed by wards you placed and enemy wards you destroyed. Agree?

>tight
>After repeatedly receiving Garen's hot Demacian justice

t. Dumbrius

>Have to solve captcha 10 fucking times just to post
Did Hiroshimoot disable legacy?

Easy to self-insert as him since we both have bushy mustaches.

The actual kinks I have can be enjoyed regardless of who the victim is.

Stop talking to this nigga, you are stupid.

Nothing tighter than a delicous flat chest and a virgin loli pussy.

Do you like hurtwithg people?

i want to kill this gamebreaking girl

What you almost get away and suddenly her e gets you?

ekko buffs when i miss his passive slow

52% win rate you stupid nigger
Fuck off already idiot

Who doesn't?

God no FUCK Ekko, fucking AP Rengar who regains all his health with the touch of a button.

Who else here refuses to ban, even in ranked?

braids

he doesn't need it

>rounding 51.29% up to 52%

NA math LUL

Bedhair

Bald

Come suck my dick retard
You know nothing else

Renekton's the one with all the hate, he thinks Nasus condemned him with Xerath because he forgot he chose to be put in there with him even against Nasus' stance against the idea.

No idea.about them user, but I assure you that Syndra isn't bad in that regard.

Do you think Tristana enjoy giving rimjobs?

Why is the domination tree so fucking garbage

>One keystone that exists for Rengar and Skarner only
>One for any generic assassin, worse TLD
>One an actual meme

And the other runes are so SHIT, literally vision crap and S O M E healing on your abilities sometimes

also you're forced to take a rune as garbage as eyeball collection because the other two are just so unusable

FIX THIS SHIT

no but she does it anyway for the money

I honestly would like a tank Ekko to be viable but I feel like it's an either-or for tank/AP and Riot has decided he should be an AP assassin, a role at which he's actually pretty good right now.

So in other words, fuck off spacenigger lover.

She prefers receiving them.

>Zombie Ward
>Unusable
t.Shitter

Not to yordles, but she'll do it for the Big Human Cock

Well naturally, she's Ionian. it's their genetics.
But since Irelia and Akali probably do a lot of physical training, they have an extra level on Syndra who's mostly focused on magic and book-learnin'

source

>riot nerfed exhaust because it was too good
>left wither on a fucking 7 second cooldown with a 5 second duration