I am a descendant of the historical Jesus

I am a descendant of the historical Jesus.
AMA

What's the diagnosis?

how old are you and what do you do now?

I'm 23 and I'm in school.

Same brother. I can even trace my lineage back to Adam.

Pretty crazy. Do you go to the meetings?

you´re black right?

what you study?

You are a merovingian?

through Eve or Lilith?

big deal, so can i

Were you born from anal sex as is the wont of the men from your line?

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I was born the usual way.

fave book? i know your relative/cousin/uncle whatever. he has a congregation near me. says hes from jesus through some family that went to puerto rico. you know him?

The New Testament ;) But other than that probably Paradise Lost or The Rings of Saturn.
No I don't know him, but be aware that there will always be a lot of people claiming to be related to Jesus that are not.

what about his dark materials? you like that?

Loved it when I was younger

through cain

interesting, so you're through both: adam and eve and cain and lilith

btw, how do you explain that jesus' genealogy is messed up and conflicting between luke and matthew? do you know of the explanation? is the bible infallible? i hear "the bible 2" is coming out soon. is that by you?

CAIN?