/alg/ - Azur Lane General #129

The event's name will be BOY NEXT DOOR

when cleveland gets her retrofit

So which bongbote tickles your fancy the most?

Ping Hai is super cute when dancing.

Jamaica.

None of them. Duke of York if she has a really good skill, but otherwise I'll just ignore this event entirely just like with the neps.

>jpg
>dancing
???

Victorious. But Fiji makes me dokidoki

I drew this Harlot.

This is my cute wife! I give you all permission to take 2 (two) sniffs of her today!

That's pretty good actually.

I'm playing on tablet and don't know how to capture video with it.

sheffield but I really like / want all of them, this event was made for me

I can't wait to get my hands on Urakaze tomorrow. I hope there's gonna be plenty of porn of her.

>got tanikaze today
>kagerou is level 100
I'm finally putting the squad together

How is your stockpile?

I got all eight neps, all four chink DD, all three chink CL, and have 200 cubes ready.

Duke of York and Victorious.
Hopefully the latter has a better plane spread than Lusty for more general use.

I have a thing for kuudere girls so the meido, the chuuni would've being better if she wasn't black.

Owari da!

Single heart, complete collection of chinkbotes, only 40 cubes left.

Soviet joke of a navy had cool names for their destroyers too.

«Coвpeмeнный» (Sovremenniy) - "Modern"
«Oтчaянный» (Otchayanniy) - "Hotshot"
«Oтличный» (Otlycniy) - "Splendiferous"
«Бeзyпpeчный» (Bezuprecniy) - "Flawless"
«Cтoйкий» (Stoykiy) - "Fortitudinous"
«Oкpылённый» (Okrylenniy) - "Winged"
«Бypный» (Burniy) - "Stormy"
«Быcтpый» (Bystriy) - "Expeditious"
«Бeзyдepжный» (Bezuderzhniy) - "Rampant"
«Бecпoкoйный» (Bespokoyniy) - "Restless"
«Hacтoйчивый» (Nastoychiviy) - "Persistent"
«Бeccтpaшный» (Besstrashniy) - "Fearless"

youtube.com/watch?v=K9RzFoPWBCI

>Hotshot
I laughed.

90 cubes, all the neps, missing tiger but got turtle, yat sen and aurora

I guess "temerarious" will suit better.

Royal belly.

I want to forcefeed her ashes until her stomach ruptures, and then make her join the ash pile from the outside in.

Kisaragi is my wife

Can't choose between Duke of York and Fiji.

Tied between Jamaica and Fiji. Sheff can get it though.

60 cubes. I'm royally fucked. This is bullshit, they gave us no time to recuperate.

You lost me. If she is ash, her stomach is ash. Do you mean something in the lines of "I want to forcefeed on her ashes until my stomach ruptures, and then make my ash mix with her ash"? That's a very nice thought, ashanon.

>There's new mail, and it's stuck in here, come~ take~ it~

About 40 cubes.
Should be fine.

>super generic looking red boat
>rapeface boat that literally looks like a prostitute
>disgusting cowtits
>cute purple loli
>terror in a maid outfit, even though terror is ugly af
>A NIGGER
>another cute loli
Overall fuck this event.

No, I want to forcefeed her ashes until her stomach ruptures. From this point she would be thrown into the incinerator and incinerated, and her outside would turn into ashes and become one with the inside ashes. Get with the program my dude.

That's a poorly drawn medal.

Got all neps, commie cat and Tai Yuan. 143 cubes left.

I don't want it.

Fingers crossed for her to be a T0 torp autist after remodel.

>Jamaica
Does she smoke?
youtube.com/watch?v=XcMNfX5yh28

Where do you get the ashes to force feed her with, if she is only going into the incinerator afterward?

This might pleases you. youtube.com/watch?v=-ZNyGrkFo4w

Literally all she would need is mediocre skills for that. Her sisters are all decent contenders, they just lack the skills to be really good.
Hell, give her 2 great (not just mediocre) and she would actually be tier 1 material.

So how many of these are gonna be in a gacha? I didn't think there would be so many new boats all at once so soon - again

Field gets my dick going

>Literally all she would need is mediocre skills for T0
>Hell, give her 2 great (not just mediocre) and she would actually be tier 1

Probably 3 or 4 gacha botes, one event shop bote, the rest drops if it's a full scale event.

Minced my words. Mediocre skills for her to be good, great skills for her to be tier 1.
Unless she gets equally bad skills as her sisters she'll no doubt be better.

>where do the starting ashes come from
Repulse, and then as many other Pennsylvania class ships as it takes for her stomach to rupture. It's important that Repulse's are fed to her first, so that the contrast from having no ash in her mouth to her mouth being full of it is at its greatest, causing her to think that Repulse's ashes are the "most repulsive". After she gets used to being forcefed ashes she would be gut loaded with the Pennsylvania ships and so on.

>A NIGGER
Delicious brown.

She's Jamaica. This is not delicious brown, this is a NIGGER. I let you brownfags have your fun with South Dakota and the other brown boats, but if you like this new boat then you're just a niggerlover, there's nothing else to it.

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

>no crossed legs

Nani

Damn man, you're so paranoid of black people. What did the Jamaicans ever did to you?

I prefer making ash fireworks.

And then you're going to snort all their ashes? Also, why feed her Pennsylvania ships when you can feed her more bongships?

>Eceleb pushing his blondes, yet again
>Ash snorter is now a Renown fag
>They're now shitting up the place together
What the fuck did we do to deserve this?

Blondes are the best.

So many Takaos.

You didn't lynch SanyaP, the worst of them all

KC takao is the best though.

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More Lusty skins when?
Lusty event when?
Lusty Retofit into the first Legendary bote when?
Lusty on every title screen and loading screen when?

SanyaP and Gearing are both disgusting lolicon. They are as repulsive as the Kisaragi sicko

How can people look at that and get hard? It's the worst of everything combined and it doesn't even mix properly.

USS Midway when?

Why is her left boob twice as big as right?

>how can people like things I don't like

Exactly. It boggles my mind that people are capable of such literal shit taste.

Will they add all 175 Fletchers and 58 Allen M. Sumners?

AP>AL>KC

KC Takao is really plain, though.

>duke of york looks like she's been ripped out of code geass but with elf ears

I guess it can't be a bong event without Britannia.

Montana class when?

The first, the maid and the choco girl turn me on a lot.

Wtf I love Wiseman now! Anyway fuck the new Britbongs, I need some fucking ATs instead.

>half the boats got moles on their faces

Mikoto Akemi was just lazy at that times.

ALL HAIL BRITTANIA
youtube.com/watch?v=AD7vaMAqwxk

Votoms? really?

Belflat and Victorious both look nice, gonna really depend on all of their voices though - if meido has a high/shrill voice she's ruined, and I hope Victorious sounds kinda like Rodney.

Yes.
Since this is a meme game with memefaces and memeglasses, getting a collab with a franchise with a memesong is only natural.

What is so meme about it?

>if meido has a high/shrill voice she's ruined
Give her a Hatsumi Takada voice.

Go search for むせる on Niconico.

MUSERU

Half related question, do you know that asteroid impact scene with epic song from old mecha anime popular in niconico?
is that from Votoms?

museru

Haha now I want to hear it in Azur Lane. I read Chirico has a lot of plot armor? which boat could represent it?

Garbage designs as expected of the brexit navy, only the brown girl is acceptable, even though her left leg is fucked up.

Rastamouse. They have to pay for rastamouse.

Your taste are garbage user. Get out.