GANESHA

He is thought to intercede when called upon and is a splendidly doughty sort.

I prayed to Ganesha for good grades and muscle gains

He gave me both

>Mfw OP's "Protip" was right and I can think of a more superior god than "Ganesha"

aztec lord of punishment shows up

poo in the loo doesnt count as a reason why Ganesha isnt best god

Ganesha seems to be nice, but Enki is also one of the broest of gods and rivals zeus in the creativity he uses to knock up gods.

>arrow through head gag
fuggin white people stealing ideas from ancient cultures

You miss understand I was agreeing with you user
>Elephant is god
>Elephant make poopoo in street
>Worship Elephant
>I make poopoo in street
>Ganesha manifests - looks into my eyes
>Holds my hands as he leans in and whispers >gently into my ear
>"Super-power by 2030"

but that's Baphomet

Safety cone hat, why are his legs a pillar... why do those fish look so sexually frustrated? So many questions..

>p o o
>o
>o

ITT: unabashed idolatry.

He said God not second tier created being who pretends he is a God.

He is the remover of obstacles, a happy foodie and rides a skaven.

>muh God is better than your God
:^^^^^^^^^)

Really interesting design.

Pretty cool I guess

Odin our Allfather

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Prometheus
Gave fire to people cause they were cold

Brahma

The theme of one god being nicer to humans then rest of gods can stomach seems to be a recurring one.

I think the other gods were bit of dicks, if i recall correctly they said it was meant for humans to suffer in their lives and Prometheus felt bad for them and gave them fire for comfort, other gods then decided to fuck Prometheus over for his act of pity
so in a nutshell fuck other gods, Prometheus has my vote

ebin

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You're just jealous because you've never fucked so much you had to drink someone else's semen

fpbp

>mfw I have a Ganesha stature that I got when I was 4 from my dad who brought it home as a souvenir
feels good man