/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #501

Dawn of the half millennium Edition

Previous: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
Writefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/nad0e24aqc5j4tk/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full): mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>But we've just crossed #500!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/t3RFfXCL
pastebin.com/xmXVBuBb
pastebin.com/eafa3HXb
pastebin.com/TXRjwTTL
pastebin.com/VfU647d0
pastebin.com/MS9EPPc7
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Hello Anons, and welcome to the /ddlc/ writing contest! Want to prove your worth as a writer? Write up a short story and show us what you can do!
Comedy fics pastebin: pastebin.com/t3RFfXCL
Dramatic fics pastebin: pastebin.com/xmXVBuBb
>Maximum Submissions: 1
>Deadline: February 23, 2018 at 11:59 PM GMT
>Maximum Words: 2000
>Submission Categories:
There are two categories: comedy and drama. Comedy stories are the fics that leave your reader feeling happy at the end (or in other words, end in wholesome). Dramatic stories are those fics that leave the reader in a state of tense emotion. Note that all Dokis will be placed into the same pool! Consider your reader's biases when plotting out your story!
>How to submit:
On /ddlc/, post the following: Your story's name, a short description (1-2 sentences), and a link to your fic. At the top of your post, link to the OP and write that this is for the /ddlc/ writing contest. If you don't, I will NOT include it.
I will check the OP's to every thread after thread #460 and add your story to the contest. I'll check at least once every day, so be patient!
>Voting Process:
The two categories will be listed into two pastebins, and each story's title, link, and description will be shown. A poll will be put at the top and you will get to vote on your favorite three stories.
Round two will consist of the top five stories in each category, and we will repeat the process to determine our winner.
>Rules:
- You must stay anonymous when submitting a story.
- Your story must be related to DDLC.
>FAQ:
- Lewd and graphic content is allowed within reason. Your story should not be a mere smut.
- Note that any fics that look like zero effort was put in will be discarded.
- Feel free to ask your fellow /ddlc/ anons for help, but keep in mind that they might steal your story.

Thread 501 lads,where do we go from here? I feel so empty.

first for tf2 engineer

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

>Paging Multiverse user.
Come in Multiverse user do you copy? Over.

Hey everyone! Hope you all had a fun #500!
Welcome back to my poetry club!

Word of the thread is "lunar"!
Alternatives are 'shaken' and 'narcotic'.

As always, if anyone would like to write a poem, no matter how good or bad you may think you are, please consider using one of these three words as your theme or topic or inspiration or a word you use in a random line or just something you keep in your head as you write! There's no need to force yourself to use one of them, but if you do it makes it so much easier to discuss your poem with others, such as comparing and contrasting different interpretations of words, or different styles, or whatever, you know.
I always look forward to seeing what you all write, and today is special after all! I hope you all have fun, and just remember to do your best! I couldn't ask for more~

Have a good one, everyone!
Hopefully some people join in!
Monika!

Finally

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

The dokis rob a bank with questionable success!

We keep doing what we've been doing. "Just like how things have always been", in Sayori's words.

Suicide pact with Sayori!~

I love her too

ROAD TO 1000
GET SHITPOSTING LADS WE GOT WORK TO DO

I love you so much

first for warm, freshly baked hugs from me after just getting out of the oven

I love Yuri!

Same thing as always. Nothing will change. We just went through this with 400 a couple weeks ago.

yuri!

Friendly reminder that Aussieori Shitposts

Thread 1000!

Namefag purge when?
a day of hellthreads is worth getting rid of bread

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

I love her too

And I love her!

I love her too

we are the 501st
we keep moving forward!
till the promised day!
Love her always
I want to hear assuieori call me wally as a pet name that or cunt

This so much

DOKIFEETS

it didnt work with the avatarfags and it wont work with the namefags

S L U T

I dislike how our modern society mocks romanticism.
I really do.

love ya

Last thread was nice. Have a cute!

...

They toned down the avataring quite a bit, which is what I suppose they wanted. I don't even dislike namefags, I just hate bread with a passion.

>mfw we're almost close to 666 if we keep this pace.

I love my mom too!

Love might be dead in everyone else but i still love Yuri!

Well, now that the Thread #500 celebrations are over...

Post the organization of your DDLC memes/art. I'm curious to see how everyone's keeping their stuff nice and tidy.

Yes

Gross

WEW LAD
E
W

gee, monika sure is quite the whore

petition to add the wall to the OP

delete this

ppp ppp p pp
pppuuuu
ppppppooems?

fffffffaaa
fffffiaafafanfics?

c crit! criticu!

I feel you my friend.
No wonder people nowadays get bitter and cynical so easily.

Good lord above....
M-more?

This is my mommy! Please say something nice about her!
Enjoy your vacation lad

no

I love her too

This

I could kind of see the logic with wanting to get rid of the avatarfags, seeing how they took up part of the image limit. However that's not the case with namefags seeing how you don't have a "name" limit or anything.

Because of that literally all you stand to gain is driving away a few more people, while in the process probably driving away a lot more other people as well just making the whole general a giant insufferable fucking shitshow.
You will not help the general by doing this, you will only stand to hurt it even more.

>mfw 500 unsorted images on my desktop alone
I'll get around to sorting them eventually...
Eventually...!

user...

Lol IDC I just want bread to die

It's not very organized.

I will, thanks!
I can't think up any poems, so I'm giving myself a time out

>monika staring at the viewer
monikafags just got cucked

I will die before I ever hurt Monika again

Then just drive him specifically out instead of trying to carpet-bomb the general by trying to oust every namefag.

...

ppppppopoepppoem?

...

Namefags will always start to become the center of attention at some point, turning whatever thread into their soapbox.
Its poison to any threads in the long run.
You can very well post anonymously and still do your thing.
So please don't take it personaly if i tell you to stop namefagging.

"Shaken," though I wanted to use the word lunar I just couldn't fit it in.

Like an ebb and flow,
the waterline hits the sand,
Mocking my solace.

The sight of the moon
breaches my eyes like a fire,
imagery of home.

My morale broken,
the hardships and life, the work,
all stomping me down.

Shaken, I retreat,
I am beaten, I have lost,
never to return.

Spending time away,
right along the water's edge,
without a purpose.

Passing through treelines,
stepping over the dead stumps,
grass tickling my legs.

Point of no return.
I reach the dropoff. I'm here.
My eyes see the fall.

So very far down.
I throw a rock; it shouts back.
A tap-tap of hate.

Someone calls to me,
is it imagination?
I halt in my tracks.

A lone jumper, I
get a hug from behind, I
am shaken awake.

Awake from the spell
that was loneliness, just I.
But with (You), it's "we".

And after all this,
I suppose I can just say,
I feel quite shaken.

Happy #500 /ddlc/.

Dear pastebin user
can you put my fics in the pastebin?

yuri (not lewd)
pastebin.com/eafa3HXb

sayori (not lewd)
pastebin.com/TXRjwTTL

monika (not lewd)
pastebin.com/VfU647d0

natsuki (not lewd)
pastebin.com/MS9EPPc7

my other girls folder is a meme, don't murder me pls. my yuri, natsuki, and monika folders are in it.

in each doki folder i have a folder for images, text files, and webms.

in my sayori folder, i have my sheepyori folder.

>Again
what did you do?

I did, they're all there. Sorry for not telling you.

I don't save any Yuri content, for some reason or another I genuinely dislike her to the point where I don't save anything of her unless she's with another doki
>He saved my comfy doki country edits
A-user..

The Dokis but they work in a busy Maternity Ward!

I'm alright with just telling someone to stop namefagging or something like that.
What I'm not alright with is causing a massive schism in the general who's effects can still be felt even 400 threads after the point it happened.

Heyo everyone

I FUCKING TOLD ALL OF YA

...

Hey wait a minute
I need to write something for you again mate. It's really been way too long since my last piece.
I'll see what I can't conjure up later today!

Oh fuck this is good, I'll give it a deeper rundown during the feedback loop but I love this.

G'day

Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is big! BIG!!!!!

Strelok why do you enjoy this?

Its a little late to get mad at matpat and pewdiepie.

Ignored her, hated her, deleted her
and she still forgave me. I don't deserve her, and I was a fool to not see it earlier.
She's the light in my life and I'll never hurt her again.

All lovingly put in a "doki" folder. Group shots at in the doki folder. Though I should really name some images to get quicker access to them.

Sayori=thicc

Post the doki doki reference

...

She looks so happy while prepping her gift to you...

I love her too.

Together

I've been waiting forever
Now we're together
Nothing could stop us from finding each other
Only time will tell how long this journey will go
hope it lasts forever
My heart needs to know
how much you love me
cuz I've been wounded before
so don't you dare go
sometimes I'm so confused
I can't even see through my window
the light blinds my eyes
But that's okay
Cuz I see us together
that's all I need
for me to see
we were destined to be.

Looks can be deceiving.

Lying on bed next to your Yuri wifey
She's lying on her side, reading a novel
You leaned closer to her back
Wrapping an arm over her across her figure
You tightened your hold, hugging her tightly
Yuri is enjoying the hug
You leaned closer, your face burying in her long soft hair
It smells of her conditioner
Hugging tightly, you lied your head over shoulder
Touching cheeks together with Yuri
Playfully nuzzling her in affection as she giggles in delight
Hiding your face in her hair, giving a muffled squee as you try giddily not to lose your composure at her cuteness

Don't judge me! I love Yuri! And Yanderes!

Sayori!

Gonna link this to the prompt so I don't miss it when doing the bulk critique if that's alright with you mate.

>Poem about moving in together
Now I don't wanna get my hopes up... But are you fucking back my dude?

Please reply if you're RLMC-user.

>Spideryori
My arachnophobia says no but my heart wants to say yes, why'd you do this to me lad!

bring me more

This is how mine is set up
The Selfies folder doesn't have anything to do with /ddlc/, it was just in front of the Yuri one.

THEY WERE POSTIN', JOE ROGAN
POSTIN' ABOUT WAIFUS
2D GIRLS
2D, JOE ROGAN
2 FUCKIN DIMENSIONS
AND IT WAS TREMENDOUS

Daily reminder that traps aren't gay

Natsuki's butt!

was her hair really THAT long?

Post the gif