/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #744

Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe

After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!)(thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't or butterfly,bluejay just spiritualdoe
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's storm summoner just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it
>So, once again we got the fact that our ending always will be BAE>Bay

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Before BtS Episode 3's release:
>Devs: ''Intense episode is waiting for us.Be ready for it;);) There is a reason why we chose Tempest as major theme and you will find out;)''
>Don't worry, Deck9 won't disappoint us. They are better than Dontnod
>I love you Zak. Thank god, finally a developer who understands us!! What did we do to deserve him guyssss
>CLOUD 9!!! TELL ME WHATCHU REALLY LIKE... BE READY FOR MULTIPLE KISSESSS!! CLOUD 9 WOHOOOO
>Sera is a witch. Ending is going to be awesome
>We will see how Damon got killed
>We will get our revenge from Skeevy guys too
>We will see Skip's concert too. Rachel and Chloe will go there yeeeyy
>All plot holes Dontnod left will all be answered.
>Beanie Queen Steph will get hug and also we will have advice scene ;);)
>They will not touch 3 years. They will keep their promises:) Unlimited happy endings are coming. 6 variations depending our choices with RACHEL HYPE CLOUD9

After BtS Episode 3's release:
>Deck9's worse than Dontnod
>Devs were bullshitting all along: Tempest? They forgot it. Poor Shakespeare is rolling in his grave right now
>Zak went full retard
>Nothing was cut:)
>Girls went full nun-mode and was giving each other cheek kiss and 0.1 sec cuddle scene in bed -even with cloud 9 intimacy
>Choices didn't matter
>Pedo Frank
>Frank pushes Damon out of screen. God knows how is he fucking dead
>Rachel spent almost the whole episode in that hospital bed
>Chloe was unconscious at the very intense moment
>Sera magically untied herself
>End choice didn't solve anything
>William went full Fast and Furious flashbacks.
>Even if Sera and Rachel reunite, Sera gtfos that town in one way or another
>They added credits scene out of nowhere - Rachel's ded - Chloe's still suffering. Technically, they were bullshitting about not touching 3 years either

>Opposite day! The one day a year I dress up as hipster trash! #DatingAHipsterProblem

Why Alyssa cosplayed Chloe?

As Max and Chloe are leaving the ruins of Arcadia Bay behind, there's one more tragic story unfolding
>Alice and Lisa stuck in Max's room, Alice hasn't eaten anything in days, the dorms are destroyed and no one comes looking for them
>"No one's gonna come save us, this is the end, we'll starve to death..."
>Alice...you can survive this and go back to your owner. All you have to do is... all you have to do is eat me."
>"What? No, fuck that. Lisa, you're my number one priority, I'm not eating you!"
>"Alice, think about it... how many times this week did you try to nibble my leafs? I'm a plant, Alice, you're a bunny, maybe it's time I accept my destiny... OUR destiny."
>"Lisa, I can't make this choice!"
>"No Alice, you're the only one who can"

>eat Lisa
instaud.io/kVV

>eat your own foot
instaud.io/kWb

Looks like Kate helped Lynn with her first ever video project. What a good sister.

youtube.com/watch?v=1uQ5uSDYhhA

>wow girl's, that's pretty fucking cute!

Cutest whore in Arcadia Bay.

She just needs Jesus. So do you.

Pricefield forever!

I don't even like Rachel that much that was uncalled for.

I think it's less directed at Rachel and more at the fuck who posts the normal version in every thread.

Max is cute.

Tomorrow: teaser
Thursday: full trailer

I'm getting there, /lisg/... somewhat.
Next time I'll make sure to model actual fucking fences and make Bongo look like a living, breathing creature.

A teaser and a trailer for an hour and half of game play is overkill.

I'll still watch it, but i won't like it. Maybe.

>mfw Max smacks step-douche's punk ass down

looking good!

nice, keep going

>"umm Max... Go out the window first, I got to ahhh... change... Be out in 20."

Yes.

morning best girl post

Chloe is dead

the marshistopheles of arcadia bay

Actual cutest girl in Arcadia Bay coming through.

and totally not meant for bullying.

>Actual cutest girl in Arcadia Bay coming through.
No.

>and totally not meant for bullying.
Yes.

Can someone post victoria with long hair pretty please?

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hnnnng

I'm not fucking ready for this.

ALWAYS.

always bully cunts!

Guys is this an inconsistency? I mean, in car estimate you can't sign that paper by giving future date right?

It's a date due for payment

never

>tfw playing comfy first half of episode 3

whats more stupid is that she spent that much on a jalopy when you could get a decent used car for that much

She ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She's lucky to be easy on the eyes.

What's the IQ of Chloe, Max and Rachel?

Like 100, 120 and 90 imo

so is this an inconsistency? that date is nearby the sign (as if it was signed on that date)

victoria sucks jeffershit dick just like whore rachel

Not innocent enough for Jeffershit's taste.

>teaser
Just post the trailer you cuck9

Feb. 20: Teaser for the teaser
Feb. 21: Teaser for the trailer
Feb. 22: Trailer
This can't be an hour long episode.

reminder that victoria is a mean irredeemable whore who bullies precious cinnamon buns to suicide.

*Blocks Max's Path*
>Is an otter trying to enter my water?

chloe confirmed submissive to max

are you trying to give Max nose bleed?

Outwardly Chloe looks dominant, but Max is control between the two of them.

>Carry me, peasant girl

drawing or render?

looks like a drawing

Why do I still have to wait two weeks to see best girl's haters be btfo?

Good things come to those who wait.

Question is: Did she fix her truck? If this car estimate couldnt get done then how her truck was working in game?

well.. I found the real template. can anyone explain it now ?

1h 20 mins left for farewell news

I WANT TO BELIEVE

Dontnod fucked up the date. Game started at Oct 7th, idiots confused the date on paper with 17th.

>tfw you sit on chloes face

>Well, looks like another meal of Caulfieldiflower for me!

acute angle

I wish I could _be_ Max Caulfield.

Calm down, you two!

I think we all do

>max will never sit on my face

Are you planning on rigging bongo too or are you modeling him into that pose?

idk why the file name makes it even cuter

There's always Brooke.

Me on this thread today. I should be studying, you guys.

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>presses on f5
>not clicking on update button

>Raise that hand Chlo!

>tfw LiS made me realise i was trans and made me finally happy with myself
>tfw went to the hairdressers and showed them a picture of Max and told them i wanted it like that

I love this game, I love that these threads are still alive and i love all y'all for keeping it alive

We love you too user. Anyone that shits on you for being trans but says stuff like “I wish I was Max” is deep in the closet and everyone can see it

#MeTooButILikeIt

What did Rachel mean by this?

rule34hentai.net/post/view/296066#search=Life_is_Strange

Cutest girl in Arcadia Bay.

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Someone posted it earlier

12 mins left

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She loved Chloe and other people too.

Chloe likes to sneak attack her prey. No fair!

motherfuckers, they wasted this game for advertise both limited edition versions.

then they delayed coming soon picture,teaser and shit.

lol c'mon

Having fun pricefielders?

this day*

Always. Are you?