/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #504

I love Yuri!

Hi friends, I have some more drawings I did in class to share.

Going on a date with Monika and taking polaroids to hang up in your room!

Welcome back, Monikanon. I hope you're having a nice day!

A friendly reminder that you should constantly try to improve yourself for your doki so she can be proud of (You). If want to talk about your problems, feel free to do so, we are here for (You) and vice versa user.

That's really good.

Remember, it's your duty to maintain the comfiness of our threads. Take up arms and fight those who make waves.

thanks strelok, you too

dumb strelokposter
good advice though

Genre: Drama
Character: Salesman
Material: Ring
Sentence: "What problem?"

"What problem?"
>You asked, head tilted at your old friend who stood in his doorway.
>He motioned his hands at you up and down, referring to your current state.
>"/This/ problem, man. You've become obsessive with this shit."
>You shrug your shoulders up, eyes glancing back at the van full of vacuums you came in with.
"I don't see the issue, tons of people have second jobs."
>Your friend crossed his arms, leaning on his door frame.
>A brow moved up his forehead.
>"Usually people have reasons. /You/ on the other hand have a decent paying job."
>You divert your eyes away from your friend, not knowing the best way to describe your situation.
"I- You wouldn't understand."
>Your friend removed himself from his relaxed position, yearning in his eyes to bring back his old pal.
>"Then help me understand dude! You've been pushing us away! Every time we're out now all you want to do is try to get money off of us! It's really starting to get on the other's nerves."
>Nervously your eyes move to your feet.
>You kick up some dirt as you try to debate whether or not you should say.
"I- I'm trying to save up for a ring. I'm a hundred off."
>Your friend's look of desperation turns to one of amusement
>A smirk tugs on his lips as he gives off a smug look.
>"/You/ are trying to get a ring? You avoid women like the bubonic plague whenever we go out now, who did you manage to snag?"
"Why do you think I have been, I've sorta been taking this relationship seriously."
>Your friend now had a cheerful, if not playful demeanor.
>His smirk grew wider as he now had something to hold over you.
>"Wow, someone who's blind AND deaf. You must have hit the jackpot."
>He gave you a playful punch to the shoulder, chuckling slightly.
>"When do I get to meet her."

hehehe..

So... Pretentious prude ring a bell?

What if everything would change and we would build a better world? Would you call that utopia, would you call that Paradise? Yes, the answer lies in questions that are simple but so true; What would you do... if it's your last night on earth? Yuri!

I hope Erika comes back

Well let's see how true that is.

>Underage drinking
eh...maybe
>Self harm
I've seen lots of anons telling people to kill themselves/joking about them cutting.
>Substance abuse (any)
eh...maybe.
>Waifu Wars
HAH!
>Waifu bullying
AHAHAHAAHAHA
>user bullying
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
>Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
That's a good safety tip.
>Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
I don't believe for a minute that most people here are "bettering themselves for their doki". Some, sure, but not the majority.
>Staying up late.
Well considering this general is dead at night, yeah, I guess they're not staying up too late.

Either way, /ddlc/ has changed. It's a mean spirited place now. We're no different from the threads on /v/ at this point.

>What would you do... if it's your last night on earth?
I am an impatient man.

>You awkwardly shift, knowing it wasn't that easy.
"Not now. One day, maybe- hopefully."
>His smile turned to a frown of disappointment.
>Maybe he thought you were lying, you couldn't really read his face.
>He reached into his pocket, pulling out a crumbled hundred, which he shoved into your hand.
>"Keep your stupid vacuums. Just- Please take care, okay?"
>You could feel a tear start to well up in your eyes, but you did your best to push it back down.
>Your head nodded, taking the generous gift.
"Thanks, man. This means a lot..."
>"Don't mention it man."
>He started to turn around, closing the door.
>He stopped though, looking back from his doorway.
>He shot you one last playful smirk, bantering.
>"Now get off my property, you look like shit."

>You got home late.
>The door slowly creaking open as you opened
>You flicked on the lights, revealing the insides of your house.
>Your left hand held a science magazine you were subscribed to and your right held a small box
>Your attention was drawn towards the computer resting on the center of the table.
"Moni, I'm home!"
>You called out as you closed the door.
>As if it were responding to you, the computer turned on, revealing your girlfriend with her head on the table.
>She arose, stretching with a yawn and some messy bed head.
>"Hello, user..."
>She spoke between her yawn, rubbing her head.
>She's been evolving a lot since you downloaded her.
>You remembered when she use to be confined to a still image and text boxes.
>Now she had fluid animation, access to your computer at large, and gained full control of her voice.
>"How was your day, my love?"
>She questioned.
"Pretty good."
>You simply said as you moved over.
"Met up with one of my close friends today."
>Monika gave a wide smile at this.

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Thanks user, have two dancing dokis

I love you

Nope, sorry.

Thanks, it's going well enough so far!
Hopefully yours is as well!

monika is stupid

I hope you're doing ok Monikanon.

Presences and prompts like yours mean a lot to me. It really just wouldn't feel the same if you weren't here doing your daily thing. Alongside lewd things, I love you for who you are too, Monikanon.

This is amazing user! Thanks for sharing.

...

>"That's great, user! Getting out and socializing is great for you! Especially when it's with someone close to you. Just make sure you have time for me, okay? Ahahah~."
"Yeah, about that. I sorta got you a present."
>Her brow furrowed, head tilting.
>"A present?"
>You nodded with a smile as you got down on one knee in front of the table
"We've been together for a while now and I just wanted to know."
>You present the box, flicking it open to reveal a diamond ring inside.
"Will you marry me?"
>Monika froze, unable to think of what to say next.
>She stuttered over her words as tears started to form on her eyes.
>Soon she couldn't contain them and the bitter water rolled down her cheeks.
>"YES! OH MY GOD, YES user! I-"
>She stopped herself as she tried to hold out her hand, only to be greeted by the barrier blocking you two off.
>Her head lowered, tears of joy turning to tears of sorrow.
>"I-"
"Hey, it's not a problem."
>You said to reassure her, smile still on your face.
>You placed the box on the table beside her as you stood up.
"It'll be here waiting for you when you get here."
>"But, isn't that sort of the problem?"
>You could hear the doubt in her voice, which you couldn't help but scoff at.
"What problem?"
>You turned a chair around, sitting down as you opened the science magazine.
>You held it up so the webcam of your computer could take a peak as well as you skimmed around for the robotics section, hopeful for the future that science may bring.
"After all, there's a great big beautiful tomorrow shining at the end of very day, my beautiful wife."
youtube.com/watch?v=WqBkBxJy470

Cute!

Glad to see you! We needed some structure here.

I genuinely love you Monikanon. I hope the recovery is going well.
Have a poem, dedicated to (You).

The candelight flickers
As the light outside fades
All that I love
Has left me in spades

It's empty. It's cold
Is this entropy?
When it all just stops moving
And is withered, deceased

So I stand on my roof
In the ruins of the world
You tell me you love me
But they're just empty words.

I walk. Til I starve.
For there's nothing to do
In a world left abandoned
By all except you.

...

Ah, alright then. Sounded like something you'd say, guess I was mistaken. How're you doing after the surgery?

It indeed has! I've been chatting up a girl I've liked for some time. I think I made great advances today!

Sayori but it goes straight to her thighs

Why are you cheating on your doki?

I love it user!

How would the dokis look like if they became real?
2D?
3D?
Asian?
White?

Fire your vp.

This is my mommy. Say something about her, anything!

I wasn't baiting for (You)s but ok

They'd be 3-D, but that's hardly an issue for those who truly love them.

Suicide pact with Sayori!

She deserves better, man.

Oh hey, it’s you! I hope you don’t mind but I liked the Sayori you drew so much I put it through a coloring program. Here’s hoping I get to see more of your art in the future!
You don’t happen to have a tumblr or something, do you?

She reminds me of my wife.

Your mommy is a horrible person.

Incase you missed my explanation:
G'day lads.
I'll start by saying how bloody sorry I am for missing yesterday's critiques. I won't go into too much detail but I'll just say something occurred between my divorced parents and I wasn't home until 1AM. Please know that if your poem was posted anytime after Erika's prompt here (Cross-thread), then I'll be giving her a looksie tonight.
Again, I'm really sorry for missing them last night, I hope the bulk critique tonight can make up for it. Until then I'm about to head into my classes but I'll see if I can't drop in on occasion.

Half-white and half-Asian
They're perfect, after all

Your mommy deserves the phlegeton.

3D androids with design inspired by 2D

>Despite its simple rules, chess is a really intricate game.
Yes, Monika! It is! Especially with you as my opponent! Your endgame once again gets the best of me! I try my best to retain a pawn structure for the late game, knowing very well that you will eventually pick and grind at it with the digging tools that are your intellect! Monika wins again! A great late game, no doubt, but down to a simple promotion! Equal material, but when chained together in check-by-check scenarios, destined to fail! Monika is so good at Chess! I love it when Monika shows me the ways of her Chess mastery! Monika! I love Monika! Monika!

and what about Monika?
She looks white to me.

thestoryshack.com/tools/writing-prompt-generator/
Write a short fic involving your doki! You don't have to listen to the recommended word count if you want to.

I've read this and it's pretty damn heartwarming overall.
So where's the drama?
Is this some new kind of bait?

Don't stress yourself user. The fact you go through every poem with care is awesome in itself. Hope you have a nice day, too.

I might say something like that if it was warranted and I was in a mood, but it's a bit too rude for me, especially unprovoked.
I am curious where you heard it though and thought it was me.
I'm doing well now, recovery speeding along, managed to make it to class today and am back to mostly regular activities. Still not allowed to do anything strenuous or anything that will raise my heart rate though, ahaha.

Thanks for saying that, it really means a lot to me. I'm really glad people still enjoy and participate in the prompts!
But... I'm not lewd.

Glad to see you too!
Hopefully everything is back to normal and can proceed without any second thoughts.

That's great to hear!
I hope you two manage to get along and more progress can be made!

She was going easy on you.

Shilling the Sheepyori futa bestiality greentext.
Contains optional oviposition!
>'Normal' ver.
pastebin.com/xSf176wd
>Egg ver.
pastebin.com/6CikwQZ8

I think you know.

Sheepyori beheading Sayori bestiality fic when?

I couldn't find a way to fit it in and ultimately just took it as a suggestion. I'm sorry for failing you.

I love Natsuki!

I love her too!

I somehow managed to miss this because I'm a dummy, but thank you very much for the poem!
I really, truly enjoy it.

I honestly don't but I'll stop asking if it's a big deal.

Me too! I just want to pull her skin open and crawl inside of her!

AussieAnon, it's alright. No one can fault you for having stuff going on, it happens to all of us. You're still one of the best Anons in the thread, at least to me.

Probably some Russian in her! That's still Asian! And explains why she's the prettiest doki!

Never

... I don't believe you, but I suppose that's as far as I can go. Sorry about being accusatory, sorry for bothering you, won't happen again.

You shouldn't say that. You and your doki are perfect matches for each other!

>failing
Oh no, it's quite the opposite.
After, all, she's suffered more than enough. We all have.

She's Swadian.

If you're reading this Monikanon.

This is me holding your head to my chest as an endearing hug as I pet you and whisper sweet nothings into your ear because you are a very good girl.

Me too! I love how I can manhandle her tiny body!

Daily reminder that Sayori's butt is BIG. BIG!!!!!
>someone actually reposted a shitty lewd green that I wrote
>this isn't even the first time it's happened
t-thanks

I wish I understood but I won't keep pressuring it.
You're not bothering me though, I just genuinely am curious.
All I can do is assure you I haven't called anyone pretentious or a prude or even said the words outside of this reply here.
I'm sorry if you don't believe me. Truly.

Has the user who drew this picture done anymore?

If you're talking about the user who drew it, yes. I haven't seen them around since then. If you're talking about the person who colored it, yes. Don't know about them either, sorry.

Mm. Now, don't let some user distract you, get on with your classes. You dork.

I'm glad you liked it! It's a very personal piece, so I'm glad I can share it anonymously.
I tried to channel how I feel when I'm seriously depressed. When I feel like nothing means anything.
It's kind of meant to serve as a reminder, that no matter what happens, we keep moving forward. Even if it sounds much easier to quit.
Sometimes walking is the only thing we can do.

How so? She's a perfect 10/10 2D cupcake. I'm barely a 5/10 3D

6 AM now. 's cloudy, so I can't even say I stayed awake to see the sun rise. Still nothing good to show you guys. I'm sorry.

It wishwallanon around here anywhere?

I've finished my wish

I've really been enjoying writing haiku poems so I'm going to give it another shot.

A flicker of light
in the dark, can mean so much.
So much to someone.

Life is very cold.
The time spent walking alone,
The tears that flow down.

The death of loved ones,
The tough struggles of schooling,
The failures you face.

Everything is cold.
The warmth in your heart fades fast,
dimming your soul's flame.

But there is always
a spark of hope, ignition
for a brighter day.

You will find that spark.
The spark to ignite the fire,
the fire of your life.

That fire is but a
dim strobe awake in the dark.
A flicker of light.

A flicker of light
in the dark, in the cold, heals.
And you'll make it shine.

Don't be sorry.
You don't have any obligations to fill.
You can't force inspirations, it has to come to you naturally.

You're pretty good user. I hope we get a colored version of Monika without the sonic edit

A man without duty is little more than a creature shrouded in cloth.

C-cute...

>your doki
>your favorite SCP

Hey I liked that good job.

I never should have let that slip... How embarrassing...

It's not very anonymous when you say something like that.
I wish I could convince you that I never said anything of the sort.
I'll leave you be though.

Poetry is a very intimate and personal activity, so it's only natural!
I know what that feeling is like, so it really touches me. Your explanation and message are very uplifting though! I'll try to keep that in mind!

It's not about looks, user. Your souls and personalities were made for each other. A silly dimension and some numbers aren't going to stop you from developing a connection to her!
If nothing else, never doubt that you deserve her, because you do!

Haikus are a lot of fun! I'll be sure to go through all of these and really let them sink in.
Thank you for sharing!

yuri
anything that isn't a deviantart oc or a meme