/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Memes of Eld Edition

>Eureka 4.25
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/358806-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XLII-Update-Thread

>4.2 Patch Notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/75c691f90f4a7da3907f0671ac33e139e9792abf

>Feb 19th patch: Locked servers re-opened and housing districts unrestricted.
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/f4acfd71a5a9a3b2a8852436b2408e1ace628e3f

>Job Guide
na.finalfantasiaxiv.com/jobguide/battle/

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
pastebin.com/raw/FZZm7Rbn

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:3

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>gw2g
Kill yourself faggot.

>/gw2g/

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Remove Kaori Irving.
Burn him alive.

*pumps* ahn~ that was a good one!

POST CHARACTERS and songs

Been trying to play NIN. For the love of me, I can't seem to figure out how to maintain the awesome opener DPS. I get to around 4.7-4.9k on the opener and by the time the fight has started earnestly, I drop down to about 3.7k.

My static is getting mad because I can't seem to figure any of this out. Anyone feel like giving me any pointers?

Doman Enclave looking to be doming Garleans concave.

try not playing a gross tranny character

xth for midlanders!
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Yugiri is going "seriously?"

>ninja jacket
>mch weapon
>warrior gauntlets

What the fuck is going on here

highlander reppin
youtube.com/watch?v=7lsebRCCLbE

twitter.com/aikabuuuu
yikes

How do you make it so you get the nude feet in sandals?

youtube.com/watch?v=iwqtKlwJjgc

hey sarah isn't a coalburner is she? say it aint so

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Those are dhalmelskin gauntlets. They come in aiming, scouting, and striking.

There are textures for the specific sandals you can import with textools to make it happen

youtube.com/watch?v=kpPxz06k4DA

Are you ready to be my maid for a few minutes yet?

How do I even make friends in this game anymore? No one talks to each other outside of novice chat, and good fucking god it's just contrarian shitposting or normies flooding it with dumb shit. My FC is dead, and recruiting is so awkward because I'm an introverted piece of shit. Everyone I see speak either has no similar interests or is just blatantly annoying. Am I just a total faggot?

should have used this

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eurocuck phil...

No I'm going to take a nap. You should work on your endurance.

read the filename you dip

ding 70
yaaay

mooore

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But I've been at it since I last asked you, I'm getting really sore

Wtf no

>Have a fantasia
>Want to change to a qt girl
>Make a tomboy highlander because I don't want to be a mi'qote like everyone else
>"Maybe I'll just make a mi'qote version of this highlander, just to see how it looks"
>It's way fucking hotter

Man it's hard not to be a cat fucker in this game

Fucking off yourself elk

anything looks hotter than fugly highlanders

i don't get it, it's just a Veeky Forums filename

That's concerning and kind of weird, user

Papalymo
More like Papayyylmao

Don't judge, and also don't comment on my lack of endurance again
also pst bb ;-)

Thems fightin' words

I'm fucking dying.
Slept for 14 hours, missed like 5 threads, go to hit the retainer bell and Sarah immediately strips nude again when I walk by. Check the board and this pic is here.
You're alright.

Seeker miqo'te looking to get diapered

how weird would it be to erp as a minion rather than my character

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y u talk 2 urself

Ok sorry user, won't do it again. Something gives me the vibe that I know you

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I want to like you
stop the drama shit

is sarah trying to creep on you again? i'm on balmung now btw..

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by devaluing people around you youre only hurting yourself

Seriously, you go try to assassinate an Emperor's son with her to cover up her overreaching, and she still gives you the dismissive ninja look. Fuckin' rude.

Everything pictured is aiming gear I promise you. I'm fond of thick material around the neck and spiky limb-guards cause sometimes someone gets up in your personal space and you can give 'em the ol' stabby elbow. Absolutely terrible if you're trying to navigate a hedge maze.

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Another night listening to everyone's music choices again!

>Something gives me the vibe that I know you
You'll never know for sure until you meet me under the Limsa tree on Gilgamesh

me and my __ do this quite often

I wouldn't really say I do that. I go into conversations, groups, whatever, with a fairly open mind, but I rarely speak unless spoken to, and I don't really like small talk. I'm a very caring, passionate person. I just cannot find people in this game that I get along with. I don't care if you're a c@, lizard, roe, male, female, erp, don't erp, raid, don't raid, whatever.

I have to cut clean with something.
I am one of the chemos who shitpost sandcat.
I live in Warsaw Poland and I fucking hate that he dumped his male characters so easily. I was obsessed with his catboy, so very much so that I drew hearts on his screenshots.
Seeing that abandoned broke me in many ways that I'm not sure how to explain.
His cat was the best, his elezen and highlander was also good.
And once I jumped onto the chemo bandwagon I couldn't stop.
Now I am done.
I apologize to thread and to sandcat.
I now go to enjoy WoW.

people like you (who youre probably gonna get along with) are probably also rarely speaking unless spoken to and dont like small talk

so someones gonna have to take the first step

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>been playing this game lately with my only son
>get my guy to level 15, have a quest to enter some pirate cove
>my son tells me he'll help me with it
>begrudgingly accept his offer
>he tells me to wait for him to "take care of something"
>wait 30 minutes, still no sign of him
>send him a private message to ask what's taking his ass so long
>instantly receive a reply
>[19:36]M. K. >> oh yes, fill me up to the brim with your hot seed! turn my asshole into a leaking mess OwO!!!
>[19:36]M. K. >> UMMMMM
>immediately unplug my computer

I'm kind of curious now, maybe later if I feel like it

so an album huh

yes please

Sure, you're right, but I literally do no group content outside of raiding, and I haven't even raided this patch cycle because I'm burnt out from pugging Delta for months. I've even resorted to plebbit posting, and I'm definitely not going to add people here. I know a few lurkers, anyways.

You are the fugly one.

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>got my perfect house spot
>got my future EB onto Balmung
it's been a good 24 hours lads

share house pics

>future
so never

not to be awfully cringe but its good at least youve been reaching out and trying, social loneliness issa bitch

if its interaction in ffxiv you want try joining a new fc? post in the xivg discord and slot yourself in and make friends there? if youre a cool person people will wanna talk to you so be confident in showing off your good qualities user

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hi owo

yes please
with feet pics

Imgur sucks now though.

>32 years ago
>meet the perfect woman
>marry her, settle down with her and have a son
>a year later, find out she's cheating on me
>we file for divorce, she gets custody of the kid
>never see him for most of his life
>his mother suddenly dies from a heroin overdose
>my only son comes to live with me
>all he does is stay inside and play mmorpgs with his little faggot internet friends all day
>tfw he's the definition of disappointment
>tfw just wanted a faithful wife
>tfw just wanted a normal son to play some football with
>got none of it
>tfw considering suicide as we speak

It's nowhere near done yet, mainly due to a combination of a lack of gil and a lack of creativity. We're working on it though. Also the interior is fucking barren. Balmung Goblet 17 28 if you're interested.

soon(tm)

finally someone else who thinks this

>if its interaction in ffxiv you want try joining a new fc?
Nah, I'm beholden to my current one my friend and I own. I could never leave it.
>post in the xivg discord and slot yourself in and make friends there?
I know of too many people in it, so I'd just rather not. It was the same with the Gregamesh LS when I was still over there.

On the bright side he probably gets cheated on as well.

Ada, how do I contact you for nasty erp

Let me suck on them toes!

1488 gas the kikes race war now

well i wish i could give some wise words but people make friends by putting themselves out there and if you dont wanna put yourself out there theres not much u can do yanno

>now
it's be shit since they added comments and tried to make a community. just host my pictures you dumb queers.

No sometime over the last few months they cut the filesize you can upload down even more. So you need to downscale the fuck out of your images unless it gets ruined by Imgur itself. Last time i made an album i needed to reduce the size of stuff down to under 750k or something to not get them artifacted to hell and back.

Make an account? I was uploading file sizes around 3 to 5 MB and had no problems for that.

A++
I want to pump.

I found my new hobby. Digging through tumbl and finding cute lalas. I should've do that ages ago

>be happy
>talkative and fun, make lots of friends
>start slowly gliding into severe depression over a few months
>less social than ever, barely talk to people anymore, just ask fc/friends if they wanna run roulettes
>friend sends me chat log of someone saying im less annoying than usual
I guess life finds a way...

why would you do this?

Is it weird to masturbate to your own nudes, /xivg/?

Does anyone on Balmung have an FC workshop with carbuncle houses unlocked that I could use? I'm gathering the mats to make a cottage right now but haven't unlocked the schematics yet.

wow what a shithead

>Because of people like this my leveled alt doesn't get to have fun with Mott

I do it to pics of myself crossdressing

That "someone" sounds like a shithead who should probably store themselves in a small box and never leave it.

Guys you said Beepy was coming back to Balmung.

cut people like that out of your life and thrive
maybe log off xiv for a bit and focus on real life

What does /xivg/ have planned for today?