Fighting Games General /fgg/

pastebin.com/V5rGFjKu

Play Spider!

*doobs emotionally*

japanese is a retarded fucked up language, chinese and korean are much more logical and straight-forward. don't learn japanese bros

How am I supposed to win against Juri when I play Ed?

I don't know, i don't play Ed

Chinese is hard to learn and pronounce properly. Korean and Vietnamese are easier.

anyone jive eu?

...

crouch block

But Japanese is more useful

that map probably runs at 30fps for consoles doesn't it?

>vyatnyamiyasyia

"chinese is hard" is a meme

t. mandarin japanese and korean speaker

when the chinks take over the world somebody's gonna need to talk to them

Is orie good for a beginner in unist?

Never had any problems with that map on console

email harada

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE THE DIFFERENCE ON THE CONSOLE
HAHAHAHAHA

...

...

wish i was a potato bro...

console peasants BTFO

only temple stage has small hiccups because trash computers cant handle moving grass. its my favourite stage tho

Who? Iggy, Kars, Giorno , Pucci and Jolyne???
Jolyne technically isn't an air dash but she can IOH with her string line ala Cyborg in IJ2..

dat spine

>Smash is a fighting game

How did this happen?

Don't post her ever again! I don't want to jack off.

i blame goobers

Korean vowels are rife with diphthongs and confusion.

>zangief
>blanka
>laura
>blanka
>birdie
>blanka
>ryu
>blanka
>birdie
>blanka
>birdie
>blanka
>zangief
>blanka
>m bison
>blanka
>m bison
>blanka
>zangief
>blanka
>birdie
>blanka
>laura
>blanka
>alex
>blanka


I don't think I enjoy the state of jive right now bros
Why don't honest, fun characters like karin, kolin or zeku ever see play? All I queue into are shitters spamming gimmicks. It's good practice to deal with the gimmicks I guess but I feel like there's no back and forth, no sentient thoughts from my opponent for me to read.

why is watching Necalli vs Blanka like watching a mirror match?

i get same feeling with laura matchup

>been queing for six straight hours just trying to end my session on a good honest match against a matchup I enjoy
>its just blankas and grapplers
this is actually hell. I might have to quit jive bros, these matchups are just never fun

Welcome to DBFZ

DBFZ is even worse though, all you see online are Goku Black, Vegeta, 18 and Cell.

nah I actually preordered it and that game is unbelievably shitty. Guess I'll go spam nine on blazblue or play some jojos because honestly grapplers and characters with constant unpunishable checks are never fun. The game itself becomes unfun as a whole when it's literally all you face.

>crying because of people trying out the new character
I remember people here laughing at goobers for whining about half the cast of their game and here we are now.

Nah i'm not surprised about all the blankas but when the game is literally only blanka/grapplers its time to just quit and play something enjoyable instead. Grapplers are the real plague but making every single match that isn't a grappler a blanka makes the game just not worth playing.

>teleporting pakistani online bison taunts

That's what I meant.
This post reminded me of how I feel about dbfz

Which one would you pick to carry your keys?

Cowtit Mai!

Leonya. I wish I was her.

Cowtit Mai

>no shermie
What does snk have against the new faces team?
Why do none of them EVER appear in anything kof related that snk puts out?

They wouldn't sell merch of her before she's officially announced as a character in the game.

How do you find blanka?

>karin
nty i like fun
Zeku and kolin just suck

...

can you bukkake them?

You should complain more about Guile and Akuma who are literally the strongest meta characters everybody abuses.

Fucking shitters.

You know who babe

this is SFV´s future!

he's fun

kula is a whore

how is kula so perfect bros?

NastyWitch is a ragequiter, don't rematch him.

I don't really like him honestly. I need to see how good he does vs guile.

Got 10-0'd by broski yesterday in mirror matches lol.

Why the fuck isn't blanka's ball airborne? Why can I get sweeped out of it?

something something AHHH

well broski is a grandmaster player after all

>capcom in the top 5
>TWICE
SOMEBODY STOP THEM

Based on the first 12 hours with Blanka, I'd say he is mid tier.

WE DID IT VRCHAT BROS!!!

when this becomes reality?

*vroobs*

Yeah, with dhalsim.

Really though I think his normals are kinda ass they have like no range at all.
Still gonna learn some gimmicky shit to have fun with him but that's about it.

CAPCOM ALWAYS WINS BABY

I don't understand the cancel window for Blanka's vt2 rolls.

ye his normals arent that great range-wise
also his hop is way too slow to really be useful i find

me neither, its weird. sticking to vt1 for now

You are momochi and you catch your girlfriend riding a human sized blanka plush with a huge green dildo strapped on, what do you do?

little kid fuckin dies

kof is so hard to get in to
i can barely even pick 1 character to main let alone 3

I laid in bed all day and streamboared, kill me bros I miss my video card

congratulate myself of having married a woman who hasnt lost her sex drive yet

Benimaru first Iori last
okay now just pick the guy in the middle.

ded

I need to move to RTS to find skill-based competitive genre, fighting games are just fucking guessing game bullshit.

*roots*

>Brainlet thinks he'll be better at RTS's when he can't even guess what his opponents about to do in a fighting game
You're trash. Just get better.

>tfw no symphogear fg
>tfw no Maria gf
Why live bros...

I am almost Diamond you fucking unemployed piece of shit yet my personal rank is irrelevant to whether the genre is bullshit or not.

Go to school.

>Jive player
This explains so much. Carry on with your day, please, local brainlet!

>you fucking unemployed piece of shit
Jokes on you, i got a job today

>sean is 3s sean in blanka's story mode
damn, jive story spanning generations

>almost Diamond
Just say plat, no shame in it. Say it with me: "I'm just above Gold".

Just play Laura and pretend its Maria
Just play Menat and pretend its Hibiki

*koobs*

Yes, also it fucks me up because I use the fighting commander for easy mash inputs, but my Muscle memory makes me press KKK instead of hk and I hop around everywhere like an idiot.

Really easy to do normal x electric tho

lol dbz gets good dl characters and sfv falke, cody before evo and tekken has nothing to provide

>more gokus
BASED

>Yet another Goku and a shitty filler villain
Dooberz has the worst roster of any Dragonball Fighter ever

>Really easy to do normal x electric tho

yup, very happy about that, even cr. MK xx electricity isnt hard to do for me on stick despite having my kick buttons on top

>Just play Laura and pretend its Maria

They're both disgusting useless cows. What's the problem?

>connection: 5 only matches me with people from north africa

capcom always wins baby, bringing people from different continents together

I play many games but SFV is the commonly understood language here.

Not really "just above Gold" when the difference is like 6000 LP.

>kick buttons on top
What is wrong with you German people?

easiest anti air of my life

i started out on keyboard and when i went into the menu for keybindings the punch buttons came first and kick buttons came second, so i just went 1 2 3 for punches and 4 5 6 for kicks on the numb pad. when i switched to stick i was used to kicks on top

Think I played this guy yesterday.

I remember that Mika player too, not sure if I have blacklisted him though as he plays that cheap fuck.

Europe is small.