/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

Pootis POW HAHA

Maybe. Tell me about it some more. What would be involved?

the disqualification was also funny

I guess. We got to play against Froyo and that's what we were really hoping for anyway.

teamfortress.tv/46002/tf2-pro-league

>entire team leaves objective to find 1 spy

>first game has a aimbot
>second has half the team afk and being steam rolled
Can't I just enjoy this game

so it's solo q 6s? I guess I might try it a little if it's not pay to play. But one problem I see is how they're going to get enough medics. there will be plenty of soldier, scouts, and demo players.

You literally get paid to play medic.

>you will never find that guy firing at the point rather than standing on it while it's being capped IRL and strangle him to death

Damn, that might be my job now, medic main.

>guy who you killed dozens of times during match has his team win the game
>"ez"

It's not that much money, but it's an incentive at the very least.

>steamroll enemy team
>"easiest game of my life" in chat

75% of the community would be dead

>you'll never find the soldier who plays black box, concheror and pocket medic and strangle him to death

is there a more virginal loadout?

Beginner: $10 to each of the top 4 medics
Amateur: $15 to each of the top 4 medics
Advanced: $20 to each of the top 4 medics
Invite: $25 to each of the top 4 medics
Seasons are monthly, so yeah. At least it's something.

reminder engineer should take up 1.5 player slots if you have more than one on your team

>enemy says good luck, have fun
>I don't

>up to $20 monthly to get ass raped since every game is a literal pug
that's pretty weak..

>4 medics
>none of them heal you unless you're heavy

>4 medics
>on the enemy team
>who are all part of a group of pubstomping tryharding friends
>while your team members have no pictures

>ugly faggot doesnt meet the kill quota to be healed
>complains

>medic

>Topfragging entire server
>Still don't get healed
Why are there so many medics who think they specifically have to be healing a heavy in order to play the game?

>die a lot
>top frag
>still have more points and damage than the second top fragger who only had a few deaths

lmao k/d

>k/d
>relevant
>when damage per minute or dominations per death exist

>Wear Unusual
>Never get healed because I'm not playing Heavy
>Enemy focuses me immediately because of fancy hat
>But by getting closer to me they're actually making it easier for me to kill them
>By the time they realize their mistake I'm parked outside their spawn door
I like being good at video games.

Having one dom, but 4 kills to 0 deaths is not impressive.

heh... nothing personnel kid

>be medic
>decide who lives and who dies
>engineer, spy, scout and pyro plebs all beg me for heals
>never oblige them because they are expendable
>only heal soldiers, demomen, heavies and snipers who get kills
>never lose in pubs
>bitches gonna bitch

>kill someone 85 times in a row
>they then manage to kill you twice in a row
>more deaths than doms
>suddenly a shitter

great system of measurement

Why are people so narcissistic that they think others focus them while playing video games? The average juan.gomez.2008 can barely use his mouse to turn, what makes you think he cares about your shiny hat?

t. the one guy getting dominated

>waaaaah he killed me twice this entire badwater match
>he must be focusing me because of my nuts'n'bolts carouser's capotain!!!!11!!

holy shit this game looks like trash!

>he thinks hitscan takes skill

just because you can kill the blind kid with a motor disorder 85 times it doesn't make you good.

if you were, you would have killed all 12 enemies 7 times each, earning 12 dominations and having a positive domination/death ratio

>dominate all 12 enemies in a single life
>rack up thousands of kills in a single life
>die a few times
>lose a few doms
>more deaths than doms
>suddenly a shitter

great system of measurement

>only killing one player instead of obliterating entire teams multiple times
found your problem, shitter

>killing a retard doesn't make you good
>but killing TWELVE retards does

>Click head
>Baddie dies
It's not that hard.

merge sniper and spy into one class and then delete that class

>"Take that you filthy cotton-picking nigger"
woah, valve really could get away with everything back then

>demoman literally says "i love you my nigguruh" but it's okay because it's slurred
this blatant racism is disgusting no european is allowed to say that word

>Pyro is a hard class to counter
Go heavy.
>Heavy is a hard class to counter
Go demo
>Demo is a hard class to counter
Go soldier
>Soldier is a hard class to counter
Go pyro

Can't play any of these classes well? The other 4 classes have weapons to hard counter any class you have trouble with.

>Believing in hard counters
>Being so bad at video games that you have to switch classes to deal with the guy dominating you

Real answer
>X is a hard class to counter
Go Demoman
>But I'm still losing
The map is shit go Sniper
>But I'm still losing
Git gud

>>Pyro is a hard class to counter
get good
>Heavy is a hard class to counter
get good
>Demo is a hard class to counter
get good
>Soldier is a hard class to counter
get good

If you can't git gud, go medic.

>Pyro is a hard class to counter
>go Heavy
>Pyro's flame particles last a second or two after he dies
>has just enough health to get mowed down but kill me anyway with afterburn and residue damage particles

that has more to do with Valve further fucking up the flame particles on the last update, prior to Jungle the Heavy was a solid counter, especially with the tomy or natasha

no, i'd rather no medic than a bad one. bad one just makes the loss take longer.

why do non scout players in pubs like to jump when trying to dodge

>Pyro is a hard class to counter
Go scout.
>Heavy is a hard class to counter
Go scout
>Demo is a hard class to counter
Go scout
>Soldier is a hard class to counter
Go scout
>Scout is a hard class to counter
Go scout

*places a mini-sentry*

I'm a raging faggot, what class and louadout should I use, /tf2g/

minisentries are just a myth

*pistols it down*

Head prize (your choice of paint here)
Phlog
Scorch shot
Fill in the rest with whatever you wish.

*places another one instantly since they cost little*

*a well placed rocket destroys it leaving you at 0 metal*

>change name to diego.sanchez
>go all stock no cosmetics
>dominate a guy with unusuals
>write "get dominated chucklehead"
>he gets mad in chat

>things that never happened

>get dominated by diego.sanchez
>lucky punk got 4 cheeky kills on me when i was at low hp
>switch to soldier, equip roamer loadout
>get that revenge
>le ebin taunt eggs dee

>didnt happen
okay

i was actually called pablo though

>getting mad at a f2p in the first place
people never learn, do they?

wtf did medic do to demo

what didn't medic do to demo?

good point

What's the least cancerous soldier loadout that people don't get salty at?

Pure stock with the gardener instead of escape plan.

>always top score when playing solo
>get 3 plus medics due to antics on the mic and my loadout
>still instruct them to heal the team so we can all win healthy

dont worry user, i got your back

youtube.com/watch?v=fGFRJWPASTU

>Giving a shit what people think of your loadouts
No one gets salty about soldier loadouts unless they are outright bad.

I use black box + shotgun, and people still get mad nearly every game.

this particular post is fake news. every other post is ok but this one sucks and is fake.

>self healing for free
>hitscan shotgun backup for when you waste all your rockets

>try to get friend into the game
>he plays medic and soldier mostly
>dies to spies constantly because new player awareness
>always complains in voice chat that spy uncloak does not make a sound
i always tell him it does, but he chooses not to believe me

Stop having retard friends who buy shit headphones.

>he actually complains about his headphones
how do you know
dont tell me youre him

>tfw Drackk's dad isn't your dad

If you can't hear a spy decloak either you have some really fucking shitty headphones or you're playing with speakers like a poor Indian.

unless you got your headphones deafening levels of volume then yeah you can't hear it unless they're right on you

>the current year
>not having supersonic bat grade hearing
>not increasing the sound channels so you can determine direction of spies better

i am laugh at you

>he needs audio to frag
sorry you're bad at the game

>21st century, 18th year, during the second lunar rotation
>not having a seventh sense for spychecking, knowing every single moment when spies will decloak, peek, attempt to stab, etc
>knowing every scrub-level spy spot and god-tier spy hidey wall so you can kill them before they get a chance

and here i thought you guys were good at the game

TF2 with the following changes:

>Old pubs are back as an option with all maps like 5Gorge and CTF_Well included. 12 vs. 12 like usual.
>Casual 9 vs. 9 matchmaking with no random crits or random spread. Map selection is limited to the gamemode you queued up for (if you're on pl_badwater, ctf_2fort will not be an option).
>Competitive mode with ELO matchmaking for 6 vs 6. No random crits or random spread.

Would that be a good update?

soldier primary
the western wahhabi
level 47 rifle & rocket launcher
+primary fire: shoot ak47. identical to an smg but with 30 bullets loaded and 175% ramp-up.
+secondary fire: shoot rocket. single shot. reloads like flaregun. +40% projectile speed.
-wearer explodes on death (cosmetic)

would you use it

yes

Spy knife unlock:

+Can backstab while cloaked
-Lowers max HP on wearer to 1 HP

Well?

literally terrible ideas

melee
+instantly kills
-20 max health on wearer
-it's on heavy

well?