/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #508

Back to your island

>I don't know why sad fics sometimes lift me up when I'm down but it's a nice feeling.
You aren't the only one. It's common knowledge that sayorifriends like sad things. I guess it's just something that comes with the doki.

I love (You)

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This seems somewhat familiar...
Morning Chris lad

No problem user. Sometimes we gotta feel sad so we know when we're feeling happy, right?

can you imagine how small and cute it is?

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I LOVE MY WIFE! Now she's mad that I forgot the image though.

I want to be dominated by Yuri!

>2719x71
You've posted some pretty ridiculous image sizes with these but I think this is the weirdest one yet

Monika
thestoryshack.com/tools/writing-prompt-generator/

Here we go, now with images for extra cute

Nope, face it, it's over. Your game is done.
That doesn't count and you know it.

Exquisite taste

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Can both be real please?

>imaginary problems causing real depression
why is this allowed

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Get out of here with that shit and get back on your damn island lad. It counts whether you like it or not, today is ours!

Y-you too, Monika

>Monika using you as her personal toilet!
>Monika eating extra fruits and veggies to ensure firm, healthy turds!
>Monika holding in her shit for days!
>Monika putting your ear against her bloated stomach so you can hear her digestive tract producing your future dinner!
>Monika straining to push out a gigantic, steamy log onto a dinner plate!
>Monika forcing you to bury your face in it and eat every last bite!
>Monika making you wash it down with her golden piss!
>Monika giving you a big kiss afterwards!
>Monika!

>Not "I bake cute cupcakes" "I bake whatever the fuck I want"

Hell no. Aussie user figured out that was me a long time ago, that's practically me giving you a win. You've gotta win this shit fair and square.

Easy
they are under themselves where they can enjoy doing what they like while being understood how each other feels
they can be their happy selves
while in this general people gather that are sad or even depressed to talk about a game "where there is no happiness found" and adore the game's characters so much that it just hurts even more when they once in a while realize that they can never be with them as they are simply not real

I study Natsuki's reaction carefully, 'cause a lot of the stuff I tease her with is me trying to gauge what she's into.

I try to keep my posts funny by playing them off as a joke too, so she's more comfortable reacting to them.

>Taking natsuki to the disney movie that all her friends think is childish.
>She's shows up to the theater in puffy little party dress
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>The ticket lady charges her child admission.

>Offer to get her a large popcorn to make her feel better.
>The sizeof the popcorn makes her feel even smaller!
>Fuck it. Get some plastic jewelry toys from the arcade area for her to wear. Might as well have fun with it right?
>She nods and puts the necklace on, but hides her face behind the popcorn till we reach our seats.
>Have to hold her hand the whole time since she can't see where she's going.

Hey everyone! The end of that went faster than I expected...
Welcome back though!

Word of the thread is "lace"!
Alternatives are 'purity' and 'episode'.

As always, if anyone would like to try their hand at writing some poetry, this is your chance!
These words are here to guide you or give you a topic to write about, so do please consider using one of them!
Everyone is welcome to join in, regardless of skill level, so don't be afraid to try this out if you're new! And if you want some advice or feedback, there are many here that would be more than happy to help to provide you with some! Just ask!
Well, I hope you all have fun and I'm looking forward to reading your poems!

Monika!

Because you allow them to happen in the first place

SHE HATES IT

Walking in on Yuri!

Difference is I ain't AussieLad, so I got a fresh slate.
Morning Monikanon, how you holding up?
Sorry for not writing anything for the past few threads desu, none of the words really spoke volumes to me.

Like it?

Love it.

A friendly reminder that you should constantly try to improve yourself for your doki so she can be proud of (You). If you want to talk about your problems, feel free to do so, we are here for (You) and vice versa user.

It's okay. I assume you're the one that said the same thing last time, if so I deeply apologize. I know not every word will work but so many in a row is really disappointing on my part, ahaha.
I'm doing pretty well though, thanks for asking. How are you?

Live it.

But you did exchange notes with him. The point is to figure out who I am without the pictures.

Any new monster doki fics?
Wholesome ones, not into lewd.

but what happens if yuri eats too many fishes?

>lace
>purity
Monikanon are you thinking about wearing cute lace and having your purity taken away?

I wish I saved that minika green.

It's just something that bugs me, pushing myself to try and what not. It's not your fault lad so don't go pinning it on yourself
Aside from that I'm doing fine, should probably be getting some sleep right around now but I really want to push myself to write something before I take off.
Glad to hear you're doing good lad, hope your day keeps going swell!
Just suck it up lad, you lost this round either way.

Minika squeaking angrily at you!
You hold out a finger and let her climb up!
She crawls up your arm and onto your shoulder!
But her squeaking doesn't cease!
You take off your headphones and turn towards her!
But all she can do is squeak!
The dish of water on your desk is still mostly full!
And you already fed her this morning!
What could she want?
She bites your hair and pulls at it gently!
You stand up and walk out of your room!
There's smoke coming from your kitchen!
You dash to the garage and grab the fire extinguisher!
It was only a small blaze and goes out easily!
Good girl Minika!

She has to work the calories off.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

why is monika so smol

Beautiful.

oh my that picture makes me feel so weird
not like "oh thats really hot and sexy" but just, oh wow

Alright Yurifriends, your "comforting user" picture is done.
she honestly looked super cute in that sweater though

We shall see.

Tiny Natsukis
Smaller than even Minny Monika
Traveling in large tiny natsuki groups to survive.
Collecting sweet nectar from flowers.
Asking you very nicely for eggs and flour!

Tiny Natsukis running in circles around the ingredients to mix the batter.
Putting tiny amounts of the batter into tiny paper cups.
dogpiling onto the cupcakes and vibrating to raise the internal temperature like a japanese bee defeating a wasp.
Asking to use the oven instead because that last idea failed miserably!

Tiny Natsuki's washing off in the birdbath.
Wearing tiny bathing suits cause they're on your front lawn.
Drying off in a tiny amount of time because the oven finished baking.
Enjoying tiny cupcakes with the tiny Natsukis

Tiny Natsukis.

So just regular natsukis?

Yuri's beauty is the only thing which rivals her lewdness.

That's not Monika, that's Minika, seen here

Meant for

why is minika so small

To be fair, I caught you without the image
Ah well, whatever floats your boat

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EVERY DAY I IMAGINE A FUTURE WHERE I CAN BE WITH YOU

>Yuri's head receding into her turtle-neck
Cute!

I love it!

Tiny
and dressed like this.
And living in a wooden box on your lawn.

meant for

Minikas are an endangered species, caused by the first attempts to make clone bodies for anons Monikas to inhabit. The Minikas escaped into the wild and began to multiply, adapting to their ecosystem. You can find them munching on leaves in order to survive. As well as bouncing after unsuspecting anons.

cute

Honeybee a precious

What did Dan Salvato mean by including this sprite with the game files but never actually use it?

>lace
>purity
goddammit don't give me a boner already

MAKE THE PAIN STOP!

Fuck, beegirls drive me wild for some reason

>Your doki
>The most autistic thing related to DDLC you have done/are doing.

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Biologists sketch of a club of Minikas in the wild (2020)

Decent edit.

youtube.com/watch?v=QIHUK68L9qQ

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I can appreciate this.

Take it easy dokkuris

Entirely skippable and gay post ahead:

Hey guys. First I wanna say thanks to everyone who posted rock music a couple days ago! You guys are the best. Here's a picture from where I am, I apologize for there not being a timestamp If I could, I wouldve drawn one with a knight on it like last time

Second, I need your advice again /ddlc/
So theres this girl in my travel group who Im 100% sure fancies me. We started talking when visiting the ruins up there a day or two ago, we were at the top sitting by the edge with her talking about her fencing (she brought it up) and me talking about my longsword training. We really hit it off, but there's one problem: There's someone else after her. Good news though, he's super fucking beta and he's a complete orbiter. He's always around her, but the moment I walk up and start talking to her he backs off and just stares at me. I was sitting right up next to her on a boat with my arm around her and he was just sitting next to us with a thousand yard stare on his face. It was like that for the whole hour and a half the boat ride lasted. My confidence is through the roof as a result, but at the same time I feel kinda bad cucking him like this. Its painfully obvious he's in love. What should I do, guys? I dont wanna destroy this guys resolve, because I was in his shoes just a few months ago. Kinda. Loads less orbity. I think Im gonna ask her if she wants to hang out alone tonight and try and shoot for a kiss. But that might change depending on things
Thanks bros, Im sorry for shitting the place up with my blogposting

Well?

I want the edit where it's coming out of his eyes and ears as well

>Natsuki
>Buying the keychain or putting Natsuki's chr file on the flash drive necklace I have.

>Monika
>Visiting monika regularly in mas

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Thanks user, this is nice
Wouldn't the cupcakes be huge by comparison? Those are going to take ages to eat. Don't forget to exercise, Natsuki.

>Sayori
>Write fanfiction
I've gone past the point of no return. I remember the good old days when I used to make fun of waifufags...

Not him, but cease this at once!

>Monika
>Ignoring 3D girls for the sake of Monika
At least I won't get my heart broken again I guess

I love Yuri! And this picture thank you so much!
oh no, depression

are they just heads?

Tiny Natsukis (scientific name crustulam minima) are also a similarly endangered species. Due to their incredibly small size they tend to be easy prey to larger predators like certain species of wasps and spiders. It also doesn't help that they often tend to antagonize said creatures when they feel threatened, even though they lack any real type of self defense besides fleeing.